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Ode to a Grasshopper wrote:Hey, you're right Mah. I do smell the wondrous scent of a woman...

*Leaves an empty glass, a cowboy hat, and a c0cktail umbrella near a pile of near-virgin booze bottles - for the fairies, you understand*

Enticed by the bait, retrieves bottle of tequila from Odie's table and slips unseen back to corner table...sparky_kat marvels at the floating bottles which have settled before her, and a glass rises and appears to empty in mid air

sparky_kat wrote:**wonders how long until the purple smoke bunnies come back **

Those bunnies are gone I tell ya. GONE!!!

And to celebrate the return of Scayde, lets have a round of drinks. Mah's buying.

The following is a public health announcement from Gamebanshee:

Please note ladies, that the scent of Wild Turkey has been known to attract stalkers. Use at your own risk.

What kind of stalkers?

Handsome, charming, wonderful ones. And BS.
Though after my last tequila experience (No food+beer+vodka+tequila= ) I've become a lot more...circumspect...with the stuff. Good mace substitute @cowgirl.

*readies her industrial sized stalker repelant*

sparky_kat wrote:*readies her industrial sized stalker repelant*

You know, that won't alone repel BS...
*cast several "Protect from Stalker" spells*

Kipi wrote:You know, that won't alone repel BS...
*cast several "Protect from Stalker" spells*

LMAO! :laugh: i know, but it should give me a few nano-seconds to attemp a getaway :laugh:

sparky_kat wrote:LMAO! :laugh: i know, but it should give me a few nano-seconds to attemp a getaway :laugh:

What's a few nano-seconds? I will give you a lot more time!

* Casts several "Mass Stalker Freeze" spells. *

Bloodstalker wrote:The following is a public health announcement from Gamebanshee:

Please note ladies, that the scent of Wild Turkey has been known to attract stalkers. Use at your own risk.

Splashes an extra dose of Turkey on Sparky_Kat....Casts sphere of concealment 9-Damage against Stalkers on self. (A little subterfuge never hurt anyone)

Enters smiling to self, followed by a cloud of purplish colored smoke...
struts up to the bar and orders a coffee, black and strong...
looks around, casts detect spell, notices more people than before in the place, old and new faces galore..
..still smiling...steps outside for another smoke..

Scayde wrote:Splashes an extra dose of Turkey on Sparky_Kat....Casts sphere of concealment 9-Damage against Stalkers on self. (A little subterfuge never hurt anyone)

lol, now thats just playing dirty:laugh:

*mysteriously a gallon bottle of wild turkey appears in sparky_kats hand....hmmmmmm, starts usung jedi mind trick to find Scayde... *

I see some Turkey baths coming!

You girls pretty damn well know what Wild Turkey can do to BS, right?

Splash on!

Maharlika wrote:You girls pretty damn well know what Wild Turkey can do to BS, right?

Splash on!

Suddenly Mah sees a note appear on the table before him which reads...

Any good diversive maneuver requires a focus to draw the intended's attention away form the subject at hand

:speech: *sparky suddenly gets an idea in her head..... with the wild turkey in one hand, grabs a bottle of jack and looks for an unsuspecting target to throw BS off track*:devil:

Hey! I can be your target if you want!

People, if it's a distraction you want, why not just throw me the bottle?

You are so brave for you to be sacrificing yourself for others Bloodstalker.

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Even thou you are the lord of lurkers and a moderator.

Smiley :) wrote:You are so brave for you to be sacrificing yourself for others Bloodstalker.

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Even thou you are the lord of lurkers and a moderator.

I do believe that's the first time BS has been called brave.....he's been called lots of other things though......:laugh:... ...

BlueSky wrote:I do believe that's the first time BS has been called brave.....he's been called lots of other things though......:laugh:... ...

Like what? :mischief: