The Heathen Citadel

[Ideal Maxima]

[QUOTE=Demortis]*stands back up and dusts himself off*
blood? o yea thats the ketchup(sp) bottle i "borrowed" earlier. thanks for reminding me that i had it.

*rubs his face* maxi u hit like a girl.
*headbutts maxi in the face*
Cuz im an evil IRISH MAN, just cuz i wear a skirt doesnt mean im f****** gay.[/QUOTE]

dude, you gotta stop headbutting people... DID YOU FORGET I'M WEARING A HELMET!

*Maxi reveals the hidden plasma sword he had taken back from demortis earlier*

HA!!!

*Maxi lunges forward and sends his sword straight through demortis' stomache*

How do you like them apples Mr.Irish?

[Demortis]

1 im irish.2 its in my nature. and 3 watch this.

*slides farther on the sword and looks at the helmet* humm theres that crack.
*headbutts the crack and watchs the helmet split in half then headbutts maxi two more times and watchs maxis grip loosen on the sword*

Give me that sword.
*wrenchs the sword free then turns it off*
its mine now. o hey theres hole in my stomache, wheres the booze?

[Ideal Maxima]

well too bad for you i wear an infinite supply of helmets... one over the other

(you never said i back off from you so as of this point you may have taken my sword, but i'm still standing right in front of you)

*Maxi takes out a plasma grenade and sticks it to Demortis' face and takes out a fragment grenade and sticks it down demortis' skirt and gives him an atomic wedgie*

[Demortis]

genious really irish wear kilts which look like skirts. that and we wear no underwear so the wedgie is impossable. to u never said u wear infinate helmets now ur changeing that. and headbutting you twice one would logicly assume that you would stagger back. so you still get that gernade launcher up the arse (refer to page 53 post 795) so anything you have "done" is rendered usless. so im still walking around swingen free

[Ideal Maxima]

[QUOTE=Demortis]genious really irish wear kilts which look like skirts. that and we wear no underwear so the wedgie is impossable. to u never said u wear infinate helmets now ur changeing that. and headbutting you twice one would logicly assume that you would stagger back. so you still get that gernade launcher up the arse (refer to page 53 post 795) so anything you have "done" is rendered usless. so im still walking around swingen free[/QUOTE]

oh the rightious(sp?), so stupid... no simple... so uncreative

1. i was making fun of you when i said you wear a skirt i know irishmen wear kilts
2.a wedgie is possible, you can pull the front of the kilt back and pull it up , up, up and ouch...
3. You never said that you could see my face, so i'm not changing anything, i'm just adding that i have many more helmets under that I don't want my secret identity to get out you know alright so how about i'm wearing many more less armored helmuts under it
4.Since you stated after you head butted me, you said my grip loosened on the sword, you never said i let go, so if i was holding on to the sword which was logded into you, i couldn't of staggered back

P.S. could you PLEASE speak in proper english

this "u" and "im" is complete non-sense
I remember back when i was just like you speaking all incorrect english (u, im, yo, ur, hoo, hoos, etc) You have no idea how many times i was ignored
it's not very hard to type,"you" and "I'm (or i'm)"

Back to subject

So just for the illeagal accusation YOU will get a rocket/grenade up YOUR arse

[Demortis]

1 its called short hand and every time i have used it everyone knows wut i was talking about.

besides everyone off the net has bastardize the english language, but are you doing anything to stop them. huh? didnt think so.

anyways back to the carnage.

*stumbles back pulls his Barret 50caliber sniper rifle and shoots maxi in his helmeted face*
doesnt matter how many you have, the Barrets point blank range if i remember right is 200yrds. so bye bye.

[CM]

Imax i am really sorry to do this: *grabs his grenade launcher and launches it up Imax's arse*

You take the post as is and realistically. If you are wearing an infinite supply of helmets how the hell are you walking? He cracked your helmet, it got cracked. Understood? This goes for the rest of you. Take the post as is.

Second a part fight consists of weird insults. Not stupid, idiot or whatnot. More along the lines of hey your face looks like an over used udder. Etc. Stuff that can not cause offense.

If you can not do a bar fight properly bugger off.

[Mccool]

Hallllllloooooo
I just woke up Yay
My parents turned up at ummmmmmmmmmm 10:22 and i had to leave

Well what have i missed?
I didn't get mauled by maxi did I, last i remember there was a battle to the death between maxi and arno.

There not dead are they?


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I just read the posts and......................... I WAS BEING HELD BY VELCRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not suprised though cause well i don't notice things much and well i guess maxi noticed thet and he did beat me over the head didn't he, heh heh heh

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.............................I didn't get to fight!

[arno_v]

Mornin' Mccool. Glad you survived

[Mccool]

Hallo arno thank you im glad to see that you can still speak after all the stabbing but what about maxi?
Is it going to be a common occurance at the citadel?

I hope so

[Mccool]

*sigh* I'm bord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is everyone?
I have i science test today!!!!!!!!!!!!!*crys*
So bord, thats it i know what i could do.

*picks up droped magnum*
I'm gonna go shoot some walls and some training dummies for no reason.


It's 12:10 so in 20 minutes I have to go to school and do my single science test which lasts an hour and starts at half one
Sooooooooooooo............................I'll probably be back about ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................4, maybe erlier.*sigh*

[Luis Antonio]

Ouch! I've been knocked out by a couple of tequilas and margeritas and I was lying on my bedroom. My head hurts. I'm willing to eat, but I guess I'm still not strong enough. I fear for my stomach. Damn, I need fries. Or perhaps a picanha. Very salty. Some coke should help too. I'll be better later. Ouch!

[Brynn]

Oh what the hell again!

*ties Maxi and CM firmly, takes them down to the cellar and puts them into separate cages*

*sets traps around the cages*

*locks the cellar's ONLY door*

*injects poisonous gas into the cellar*

Silence, at last!

*goes upstairs*

Well, done, Demo, you've shown great courage

Luis, take care of yourself Btw, what kinds of tequila do you know? I've been wondering since I've heard that "tequila blanco" thing

You know what, Heathens! Let's have tequila on New Year's Eve, right at mindnight, everybody at the same time, OK? Yeah, I know there may be 8 hours difference between our midnights, so let's stick to GMT if that's OK for everyone.

What do you think?

[Rob-hin]

I think I'll be off party'ing somewhere.
Note that I'm not a Heathen or any other SYM cult member. I'm a lone wolf.

[Mccool]

I'm back from what I would call the coldest and worst day I have ever had

So I left at half twelve and stood at the bus stop for half an hour in gale force winds and hail, I was absolutly freezing.
So I then got to school at twenty past one and went to the test room where I spoke to some of my classmates and then began the test.
So I started the test and got stuck on the second question, somthing about pelids motholiy cells, and noticed that we hadn't been taught any of it, soooooooooooooooooo..........................I think I may have failed

Well I know no one wanted to hear my story and it will probably be dismissed and ignord but im glad i got it of my chest.

[Luis Antonio]

[QUOTE=Rob-hin]I think I'll be off party'ing somewhere.
Note that I'm not a Heathen or any other SYM cult member. I'm a lone wolf. [/QUOTE]

Hey, come on dude, you're a honorary member of the Heathen...

@brynn, I drink all of them, but mostly when drunk I go to the yellow tequila... (perhaps they call golden tequila near you kids). When I want to feel the taste and richness of a good tequila I go to my father cellar, where I have a temple for my few bottles... one of them is a Jose Cuervo Anejo, aged in oak and stuff, that is just amazing. Red. *sigh* I love this thing... Yesterday my friend called me all of a sudden and told "hey dude, my lady has set up a few margaritas, come and enjoy" and her margaritas are the best of town, so... Cointreau, Tequila, lemmon juice, damn, I cant resist Anyway, now I'm better, I have lunched already.

About the tequila thing... yeah! Sure! But I must impress that the underage of the group have lemmon juice, or coke...

[Luis Antonio]

[QUOTE=Mccool]I'm back from what I would call the coldest and worst day I have ever had

So I left at half twelve and stood at the bus stop for half an hour in gale force winds and hail, I was absolutly freezing.
So I then got to school at twenty past one and went to the test room where I spoke to some of my classmates and then began the test.
So I started the test and got stuck on the second question, somthing about pelids motholiy cells, and noticed that we hadn't been taught any of it, soooooooooooooooooo..........................I think I may have failed

Well I know no one wanted to hear my story and it will probably be dismissed and ignord but im glad i got it of my chest.[/QUOTE]

Mac, how old are you?

Seems to me you're young, but I cant figure your age still. Nah, never worry - a storm is comming to my place this afternoon, it'll rain all weekend long. And that means extra work and isolation from civilization...

Anyway, I like cold times, they help me think better...

[Mccool]

Yeah im 14 In january ill be 15! YAY!

[Luis Antonio]

Hey, so, where is gonna be the party?

[Mccool]

You still takin about me, or the tequila new years eve party?

Sooooooooooooooooooo...................................party, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................................30 january?