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Nasuke · Post by **Nasuke** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:59 pm

well, you put that dent in mag!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue May 03, 2005 9:08 pm

I think I may drink the rest of it and go club that rascist guy working at the convenience store with the empty later. But that would lead to definate jail time, I could always make a mess of his store and blame it on racism.

Nasuke · Post by **Nasuke** » Tue May 03, 2005 9:15 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I think I may drink the rest of it and go club that rascist guy working at the convenience store with the empty later. But that would lead to definate jail time, I could always make a mess of his store and blame it on racism.

[/QUOTE]

yeah, or you can just beat him and say you were drunk. you wouldent get busted, dont worry. lmao

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue May 03, 2005 9:24 pm

I dunno...the cops crack down hard on people around here from how bad things are. No fun.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed May 04, 2005 5:08 pm

blame it on booze and social problems. works for me at times

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed May 04, 2005 5:16 pm

I don't do well with cops around here, not after how they handled my friends rape investigation. Apparently pigs are afraid of being raped too. Not to mention the fact most of the are going after addicts for their own stashes around here...it's a wonderful place to be I tell you.

I haven't done a lesson of the day today. I was wickedly drunk last night and pissed beyond reason, figured I should wait on that when I got in from drinking in public and all.

Soooo....

Lesson of the Day:

People who have problems being cordial and with being rude are not good people to attempt a decent conversation with while drunk. Apparently, alcohol affects the part of your brain that allows you to put up with crap from other people without commenting on it. So, drink up and toss comments at everyone who's decided to be pissy with you lately for no reason at all. That, or make innapropriate comments that make young women blush when you stumble upon them. Thats fun too.

Also, down with the Bubbleheads!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed May 04, 2005 5:18 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]

Lesson of the Day:

People who have problems being cordial and with being rude are not good people to attempt a decent conversation with while drunk. Apparently, alcohol affects the part of your brain that allows you to put up with crap from other people without commenting on it. So, drink up and toss comments at everyone who's decided to be pissy with you lately for no reason at all. That, or make innapropriate comments that make young women blush when you stumble upon them. Thats fun too.

Also, down with the Bubbleheads!

[/QUOTE]

very good lesson of the day, dude.

And yes, they're pigs.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed May 04, 2005 5:23 pm

I'm pissed. They need to move the liqour store closer. It's a two hour walk there each way, and there is no way I'd survive two hours walking down the road with bottles of liqour in hand and nothing to do besides walk. It is EVIL to not have booze right at the corner. If they delivered it...I'd be happy. Maybe the pizza guy would be nice and go to the store, and grab me a bottle if I offered him a nice tip?

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Wed May 04, 2005 5:25 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]If they delivered it...I'd be happy.[/QUOTE]

Well that would make the world a whole better place booze on delivery.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed May 04, 2005 5:26 pm

Hehehe he wont be cool, dude, he'll try to drink your booze

You have to do as I do

make a little stock at the beggining of the month, and schedule your drinkings.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:04 pm

drinking shouldnt be schedualled(sp?) it should be a sper of the moment type thing

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:26 pm

I try that, then someone pisses me off and the one to two drinks to relax becomes a bottle instead. That ruins my booze budget like you wouldn't believe.

Nasuke · Post by **Nasuke** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:52 pm

it IS a spur of the moment thing. but sometimes, its not. for me at least.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Wed May 04, 2005 7:23 pm

i'm getting sober.. it's 4:23am here and i'm getting tired..

so i'm going to bed in a few.. good night all

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu May 05, 2005 12:44 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]

Lesson of the Day:

Apparently, alcohol affects the part of your brain that allows you to put up with crap from other people without commenting on it. So, drink up and toss comments at everyone who's decided to be pissy with you lately for no reason at all.

Also, down with the Bubbleheads!

[/QUOTE]

What if it's my habit to comment crap when I'm sober? Do you think I would be able to resist the urge if I was drunk? I could use a shot, then...

He DOES look like one, doesn't he?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu May 05, 2005 1:50 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]What if it's my habit to comment crap when I'm sober? Do you think I would be able to resist the urge if I was drunk? I could use a shot, then...

He DOES look like one, doesn't he?

[/QUOTE]

Yes he does, and Brynn dear, anytime you want to get drunk, you can come to me.

It's another day and I feel I must do another lesson before I'm too tired to do so and pass out sore and exhausted until next tuesday.

Lesson of the Day:

Making up with someone after a nasty argument can be all sorts of fun, but leave you ridiculously sore and in need of bandages. Remember, band-aids are a kinky man's best friend late at night.

Now, to find out where those darn things got put... "I'm a bad girl" indeed.

Lowkei · Post by **Lowkei** » Thu May 05, 2005 6:30 am

Hah take this you dam fools your beer shall be ours.
(lowki runs out of the thread carrying many bottles of beer crying out "Nontheist's 4ever").

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu May 05, 2005 6:34 am

I suppose the beer has been poisoned with laxative, too, right, Mag?

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Thu May 05, 2005 7:28 am

well they can keep the beer.. we keep the good stuff..

Nasuke · Post by **Nasuke** » Thu May 05, 2005 7:56 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]Yes he does, and Brynn dear, anytime you want to get drunk, you can come to me.

It's another day and I feel I must do another lesson before I'm too tired to do so and pass out sore and exhausted until next tuesday.

Lesson of the Day:

Making up with someone after a nasty argument can be all sorts of fun, but leave you ridiculously sore and in need of bandages. Remember, band-aids are a kinky man's best friend late at night.

Now, to find out where those darn things got put... "I'm a bad girl" indeed.

[/QUOTE]

this lesson is only too true. so i am guessing you and her made up huh? thats good. hope you guys have fun being kinky together!