Your wish is granted

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:49 pm

granted but im darth...sion right? i dunno the guy that looks like he sleeps with vibroblades, but i actually kill you this time

i wish i wasnt bored

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:33 am

Sean The Owner wrote:granted but im darth...sion right? i dunno the guy that looks like he sleeps with vibroblades, but i actually kill you this time

i wish i wasnt bored

Granted! Your life is full of activity. After few weeks you don't have enough time to even sleep. Now, how long it takes to loose sanity without sleeping...?

I wish I could get my Christmas presents earlier...

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:37 pm

granted, but no one has the money to afford more than socks...so you drown in store brand socks:laugh:

i wish i could never have to have a shower again but id still be as clean as though i showered everyday still

triline beta · Post by **triline beta** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:38 pm

Granted. You are now as clean as if you showered in manure every day, and since you dont shower any more, you stay this way forever.

I wish I was invunerable (not immortal).

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:52 pm

granted, you are invulnerable to everything besides emoness and pain, you cut yourself endlessly, but you are still invulnerable to death, you are now a wrist slitting depressed emo

i wish i didnt have to call anyone emo, the words disturbs me itself...

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:30 am

Granted. Nobody who is emo crossed your path and thus, you do not need to call anybody by that term.

I wish I had the ability to blend into the background.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:06 pm

granted, you are now an iguana

i wish people would use this thread properly and make my wishes go wrong

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:30 am

Granted, your wishes go wrong, and this world wishing thread becomes a bumbling recyclatory for sarcasm.

I wish I was its first and and most humble victim of renewed seanceless wit and rebuttle. Or just wishing you all a Happy Christmas Day of meager sorts.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 6:39 pm

[QUOTE=Patrick]
I wish I was its first and and most humble victim of renewed seanceless wit and rebuttle.[/QUOTE]
seanceless? you spelt it WRONG! HOW DARE YOU SPELL SOMETHING WRONG?!?!?! its not acceptable, you must be executed, where did you say you lived?

i wish i knew people who could play euchre offline

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:10 am

Sean The Owner wrote:seanceless? you spelt it WRONG! HOW DARE YOU SPELL SOMETHING WRONG?!?!?! its not acceptable, you must be executed, where did you say you lived?

I doubt he will tell you anything. You know how some people are not willing to reveal much information especially online.

Sean The Owner wrote: i wish i knew people who could play euchre offline

Granted. You started to know more and more people playing this 'Euchre' offline but as a result, the number of those playing online decreases, and thus, when going online to play, you find no one there.

I wish I had the ability to see in the dark,

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 7:56 am

DesR85 wrote: I wish I had the ability to see in the dark,

Granted! You can see in the dark, but has to be totally dark. If there is een small hint of light, your eyes will burn to useless...

I wish it was january already...

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:15 am

Granted. It becomes January after the wish is granted but the problem is that you cannot remember between the time you make that wish and before the start of January.

I wish that I am the best sniper.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:40 am

DesR85 wrote:Granted. It becomes January after the wish is granted but the problem is that you cannot remember between the time you make that wish and before the start of January.

Now, the real question would be how it would different from the reality...?
as I'm going to be drunk untill january...

I wish that I am the best sniper.

Granted! Now, all the snipers has been banned...

I wish I would be more in drunk and actually survive from it...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:56 am

Kipi wrote:I wish I would be more in drunk and actually survive from it...

Granted, you stay incredibly drunk through January. You turn into me.

I wish I could toss my former boss in the cardboard bailer at work and not get into any trouble for it.

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:28 pm

Granted. You toss your boss into the cardboard bailer, but one of your co-workers takes the rap. He gets jailed and is executed a month later. Then, your former co-worker's spirit begins to haunt you seeing how you commited the crime, and tends to pop up every time you're with a woman, scaring off any chances of you getting laid ever again. :devil:

I wish I was more evil.

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:31 pm

Granted but short lived, really!!!, short lived, you die and I am the evilest now, HAAhahah

I wish I was a point wiser

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:25 pm

Granted, you reroll a 4.

I wish I had more vodka. I'm running low. Scratch that, I wish I had more vodka AND orange juice. They're both running low.

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:44 am

Granted lucky for you your neighbor down the street has orange trees where you can steal a few and he also has some vodka if your a really sneaky wisher , or just real coy. Poof

I wish I had a hotel of excellency stay at the closest hotel or resort in town for a week following New Years. Hint............

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:09 pm

granted, but no one is willing to go inside it for some unknown reason

i wish i had $200

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:06 pm

Granted. You put on a short skirt and work the streets at night to get $200. But once you earn that $200, you get picked up by the police and are thrown in jail, and get passed around from inmate to inmate for a few nights.

I wish I could enjoy Christmas again.