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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:50 pm
by Magrus
Uh-huh, that would look good. The resident drunken pervert slapping around a 15 year old boy. Gonna get right on that one.

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:52 pm
by giles337
FOOL! I can take it

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:56 pm
by Magrus
Okie!
*winds my arm back* Oh wait *sets my bottle down and grins* Ok!
*backhands giles*
WHACK!
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:58 pm
by giles337
Assaulting a minor

Tut tut tut. Brynn'll have something to say bout that...
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:59 pm
by Magrus
Oh, miss "WOW!" will be here sometime soon?

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:00 pm
by giles337
Wow wow? Or World Of Warcraft Wow?
I'd say both... but ya know

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:05 pm
by Demortis
just so mag isnt the only one hung.
*whack* (hits giles)
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:14 pm
by giles337
*cries insecurely*
way to ruin my evening (slash morning) guys

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:18 pm
by Magrus
Aww, well you deserved it for your liberal slapping's going on lately.
WoW, world of suck-your-money-monthly.

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:21 pm
by Demortis
dont worry giles i only did it so mag didnt get fireballed all alone. got to help a friend
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:24 pm
by Magrus
Ah don't worry about me, I've been burned by girls so often I think I'm starting to gain quite the immunity to it.
Still, it's a good friend who dives into the fire for a buddy.

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:27 pm
by Demortis
dont worry mag, id expect the same from a friend
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:33 pm
by Magrus
Ah, the wonder's of friendship.
Maybe I should drink faster?

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:39 pm
by Demortis
[announcer voice] new and improved drink bottles, lets you drink longer and faster!!! only 5 easy payments of $2.00, order now and get free booze for life!!! [/announcer voice]
huh, good offer!!! YES TO FRIENDSHIP
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:42 pm
by Magrus
That would be a good offer. There's a goth bar around here that has an open bar for liqour for 2 hours a night on certain nights of the week for a $5 cover. I'd have to get all "gothed out" though. Make-up and clothes and what not. Still...I can kill close to a half-gallon of booze in a 2 hours if it's right in front of me with easy access and I'm sitting down on a good night. $5 is CHEAP for that much booze.

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:51 pm
by Demortis
i could go goth easily, and i got the 5$, to bad the news would be sayin [reporter voice] a gothic woman was mauled by what looks to be large wolves lastnite. bottles of alcohal were found on the scene of the crime. we think her and her bf were having fun when he was drug off to be eatin later and her on the spot [/reporter voice]
just the mood im in right now
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:54 pm
by Magrus
I was like that last night. Woke up that way too.
Miss Kim cheered me up earlier though.
I'm drunk and going to munch on Lucky Charms. Screw a bowl and milk.

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:56 pm
by Demortis
wish i could feel like that, i just want to create mass damage, so if you hear on the national news that someone went nuts with a spork its me
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:58 pm
by Magrus
Oh! I went on a sporking rampage in the hospital. "Safety flatware" my rear!
Those nurses looked so confused and frustrated it was worth the time in isolation.

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:33 pm
by Tower_Master
[QUOTE=Magrus]Oh! I went on a sporking rampage in the hospital. "Safety flatware" my rear!
Those nurses looked so confused and frustrated it was worth the time in isolation.

[/QUOTE]
Well, as long as you didn't go on a spooning rage...