lol! And of course... I bet orcs enjoy feasting on tender young horse flesh as well....
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[QUOTE=Cuchulain82]Maybe they'll just quarter him and cook 'em up on the barbi. If he gets turned into a chicken again, Setanta may beat the orcs to it![/QUOTE]
lol! And of course... I bet orcs enjoy feasting on tender young horse flesh as well....
lol! And of course... I bet orcs enjoy feasting on tender young horse flesh as well....
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Wait, what happened to elfburgers?
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Brutish as they may be, I'm certain the orcs would like at least a little variety
Brutish as they may be, I'm certain the orcs would like at least a little variety
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Good thing deep gnomes are tough and stringy eh?
[/QUOTE]But that just prolongs the chewing pleasure. Kind of like a dog gnawing at a bone 
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]But that just prolongs the chewing pleasure. Kind of like a dog gnawing at a bone
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Are you suggested someone start gnawing on me? Is she cute?
Are you suggested someone start gnawing on me? Is she cute?
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Cuchulain82] I think I'm gonna send Setanta out to the woods after the orcs. Which group of orcs would I run into? Snirf will probably be right behind him since he knows the trouble that Setanta is about to get into. I guess anyone else could follow (BS, Demo... and what happened to TM?).[/QUOTE]
Hmm, if Windhaven is northerly, then you'd most likely be going south towards the druid grove, which would plop you smack dab in the middle of a warzone. If Windhaven is in the south, then you'd probably be closer to where DW and Pharis are, but by the time you got there, there'd be nothing except a pile of dead orcs. But most likely, you wouldn't find Erudish, because by that time he's chasing AC and Sytze.
TM is still drunk outside a tavern I think.
@Magrus...I think she's saying that an orc would be gnawing on you. Whether an orc can be cute remains to be seen...
Hmm, if Windhaven is northerly, then you'd most likely be going south towards the druid grove, which would plop you smack dab in the middle of a warzone. If Windhaven is in the south, then you'd probably be closer to where DW and Pharis are, but by the time you got there, there'd be nothing except a pile of dead orcs. But most likely, you wouldn't find Erudish, because by that time he's chasing AC and Sytze.
TM is still drunk outside a tavern I think.
@Magrus...I think she's saying that an orc would be gnawing on you. Whether an orc can be cute remains to be seen...
"It's not whether you get knocked down, it's if you get back up."
*sighs* Orc's arent' cute.
*coughs* I think I may have convinced some interesting people to meet me at that show this sunday.
Maybe it will inspire some...erm, intriguing plot manifestations in my story when I get back.
*coughs* I think I may have convinced some interesting people to meet me at that show this sunday.
Maybe it will inspire some...erm, intriguing plot manifestations in my story when I get back.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Most definately crazy if I'm guessing right, yes.It's ok. I'm sure one day some beauteous creature will gnaw on your deep gnome.
Plot manifestations eh? Would they be crazy by any chance?
Eh, more likely something hideous that favors stringy meat.
Thanks Ned, I feel the love.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]And a certain monk, who will be high strung.... over a cliff... if he doesn't stay out of trouble
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hey, that might be fun
so are the three sisters stringin me up?
and i know your jokin DW, but aslong as it wasnt a cliff hes strung on, it could be interesting
hey, that might be fun
and i know your jokin DW, but aslong as it wasnt a cliff hes strung on, it could be interesting
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[QUOTE=The Z]@Ned...why would a succubus want to *ahem* get with a deep gnome?
Poor Snirf. No women to fall head over heels for him. Only big smelly monsters
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It's been my experience in the past that such impulses and actions do not always carry any solid weight or reason. I myself have been the victim of impaired judgement several times.
Poor Snirf. No women to fall head over heels for him. Only big smelly monsters
It's been my experience in the past that such impulses and actions do not always carry any solid weight or reason. I myself have been the victim of impaired judgement several times.
Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.
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[QUOTE= WoW Male Gnomes]"what are these beer googles ive been hearing about, i cant seem to find the designs anywhere!" [/QUOTE]
lol sorry just had to...
lol sorry just had to...
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yea....
well, i cant think of anything to post in the story to help it move along, or to help my char remember anymore info on the orc hordes, like i said anyone with ideas, please feel free to PM me if you have any ideas, or if you wish to tell my char to his face he lies like a rug, then go for it lol
well, i cant think of anything to post in the story to help it move along, or to help my char remember anymore info on the orc hordes, like i said anyone with ideas, please feel free to PM me if you have any ideas, or if you wish to tell my char to his face he lies like a rug, then go for it lol
Zombies are not real! The Government is still doin Human trails!
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]It's been my experience in the past that such impulses and actions do not always carry any solid weight or reason. I myself have been the victim of impaired judgement several times.[/QUOTE]
*shakes my finger at you* Beer + monkey does not a woman make.
*shakes my finger at you* Beer + monkey does not a woman make.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"