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you know what? its NOT granted at all, you know why? because christmas has a grinch and *I* am the grinch! hahahahahahaha!

i wish i wasnt green like the grinch though...

Granted. You're now pink with fuchsia highlights.

I wish I could get rid of my conscience.

granted. everyone else's conscience goes away with it. now the world is pure chaos. way to go.

i wish i hadnt been gone from here for so long. i missed this place.

granted, we both get ANOTHER comment from DW telling us theres such thing as MSN, which we were talking on at the same time as posting...heh, i dont think she should know that... but ya, and we both get banned for being the "your wish is granted regulars"

i wish i had something to wish for...ive made nearly 200 wishes here, including me wanting to be drunk, dying, living, kinda inbetween(oh wait no i havent...)

i wish i was inbetween living and dying!(exactly what is that you might ask? i dont know! figure it out yourself )

Granted. You're now an undead skeleton warrior. You can't eat or drink anything, for it will fall down right through your ribcage on the floor, which may look very cool, but is highly unpractical if you want to keep the carpet clean.

I wish I could play WoW forever.

granted. you can play WoW forever, but you are always that guy in your avatar. everyone else gets scared off of WoW, making it an extremely lonely but lag-free game.

i wish i had more of that lime stuff that mom made... it was good but there's no more.

granted, but this batch tastes like butt

i wish i had my latchhooking thing done...

Granted but the hook latches onto you! (What? I don't know what one of those is )

I wish I had gone to the local grammar school where you get taught properly rather than my crumby community college.

granted. you learn italian grammar perfectly.

i wish my little sister would be quiet.

Granted you invest in a better pacifier for the whole family.

I wish I had the JuggerNott from X men help me move, just for fun...........

granted. he doesn't fit in the door. or out.

i wish i could fall asleep easier

wing wrote:granted. he doesn't fit in the door. or out.

i wish i could fall asleep easier

Granted u get drunk every night, vomit and then fall asleep waking up in a bin


I wish i was good looking

Granted, but people feel an uneasy, almost ghostly presence about you, like your wierd or something.

I wish for maybe someone like Magneto to help e move too.
I a glad Juggernott respects insurance so far. :}

Wish granted. But the first time he tries to help you move about--by levitating a buzzsaw for you to stand on--he drops you, the buzzsaw richochets around the room, then plunges into your chest. But that's okay... we can rebuild you... we have the technology...

I wihs I had a little more time off from college.

granted. your arm, leg, ribs, fingers, and feet all break. you are excused from college.

i wish i could remember that its 2007 this year, through the whole year. i've never remembered what year it is the whole way through yet.

Granted! But you can't remember what day it is ever again.

I wish I didn't have hangover right now...

Granted! Your head gets chopped off with an axe--no more hangover!!

I wish more people were here...

shana wrote:Granted! Your head gets chopped off with an axe--no more hangover!!

I wish more people were here...

Granted! You are companied by thousnads of members who have only one purpose: Fill GB with ads!

I wish I din't have hangover anymore WITHOUT losing my head

Granted. The hangover becomes so overpowering that you slip into a coma. By the time you come around, it is the year 3109, and alcohol no longer exists, as it was deemed too unsafe for mankind to use. You spend the rest of your days in the future with no alcohol.

I wish I wasn't having this blasted allergic reaction right now which was doing my sinuses in and giving me a head ache (as well as making my teeth hurt).

granted, you flop over and suddenly die, and then all your problems are solved...except mobility, speech, hearing, feeling, emotion, and all that fun stuff

i wish i didnt have to come home from my vacation a day early