Your wish is granted

wing · Post by **wing** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:36 pm

Kipi wrote:Granted! It's as powerfull as the very first computer...

I wish Sentenced would make a comeback...

who/what is Sentenced?

Malta Soron · Post by **Malta Soron** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:35 pm

Check the source of all knowledge

Sentenced does return, but by that time you have fallen to the Dark Side: you're now listening to rap music.

I wish I was a character in TwoKinds. (Read the stuff before you're gonna reply. It's good.)

wing · Post by **wing** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:19 pm

granted. you grow a tail with your pants still on. the tail breaks the pants and they tear completely through. while you're in an important business meeting. needless to say it doesnt go well.

i wish i was on the mythbusters team

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:02 pm

granted, you blow yourself up

i wish i already lived in edmonton

Malta Soron · Post by **Malta Soron** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:02 am

Granted, you are being captured and sold to the Valley Zoo.

I forgot that I had to work this morning (at 6.40AM), so they had to call one of my co-workers out of his bed. I wish he and my boss aren't terribly angry at me.

wing wrote:granted. you grow a tail with your pants still on. the tail breaks the pants and they tear completely through. while you're in an important business meeting. needless to say it doesnt go well.

Somehow I have the feeling the pants won't be the biggest problem

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:10 pm

the pants are not the biggest problem

granted. you murder them in their sleep. they are not mad at you but the police are.

i wish halo 3 would be completely finished and 1 billion copies of it sent out to the US by tomorrow.

Cartell · Post by **Cartell** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:33 pm

Granted, Halo 3 ships out tommorrow. However, since the game was rushed out with little or no polish, it is filled with a virus that kills the 360. Awful things proceed to happen to the 360's Halo 3 is played on. Fizzled hardrives, broken consoles, and crushed game disks ensue. The angry mob of late 360 owners destroy Bungie studios. Since the end of Halo 3 was worse then the end of Halo 2,

there is no more hope for redemption of the series. Congrats, you just accomplished what Killzone couldn't, you killed the Halo series.:laugh:

wing · Post by **wing** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:53 pm

but i wished for it to be completely finished *sobnomorehalo3sob*

Malta Soron · Post by **Malta Soron** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:28 am

Okay then... Bungie finishes Halo 3 and ships 1 million copies to the US. Even more, they send all of them right to you! Your whole house is now filled with little plastic boxes. You spend some days swimming around in them joyfully and then you decide it's time to get playing. However, the boxes you open are all empty! In despair you examine the letter that accompanied them and, using a microscope, you discover some extremely small print which says that only one box has a disc in it. So now you have to find that one box in a house-filling pile of 1 million boxes! Good luck.
Oh, and you can't find the toilet anymore.

I wish aformentioned TwoKinds wasn't so addictive. (Seriously, I am getting addicted. It's hard to keep my eyes on this forum and not go reading TK some more. I... must... be... strong... aarghl!)

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:17 pm

Malta Soron wrote: Somehow I have the feeling the pants won't be the biggest problem

chances are youre right:laugh:

granted, now you are addicted to WoW and lose your life to it like everyone else...

i wish i could live without any organs

wing · Post by **wing** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:58 pm

granted. all organs are replaced with pianos and life goes on

i wish that stupid mosquito in the ad would STOP BUZZING

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:38 pm

granted, it is now 1 million mosquitos

i wish i didnt need 100 credits to graduate

wing · Post by **wing** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:51 pm

granted. you now need 200.

i wish for world peace(lets see how this goes)

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:03 pm

granted, the world randomly blows up, and you get a "piece" of the world, but you die from lack of oxygen/atmosphere

i wish there wasnt a law against drinking in public

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:23 am

Granted. The law against drinking in public has been repealed and people are allowed to drink freely without harassment. As a result of this assaults increased and daily fights occur in broad daylight (and not to mention the high fatality rate in automobile accidents). Due to the anarchy, your country imposed a curfew and prohibits alcoholic drinks.

I wish I was strong enough to punch a hole through a tank.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:22 am

DesR85 wrote: I wish I was strong enough to punch a hole through a tank.

Granted! The strength is implied to everything else in your body as well, so now you can't do anything without breaking everything... :laugh:

I wish I had mroe coffee...

Tricky · Post by **Tricky** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:33 am

The Magyar Rajztanárok Országos Egyesülete association sends you a bag of their best. We don't know who they are either.

I wish the next person to reply magically receives a pair breast implants. Firm, though jiggly.

(Edit: Kipi beat me to DesR85.

)

windchime · Post by **windchime** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:04 pm

Granted.

i did this every day for a while, Visual Inspection of Breast Implants in a breast implant producing company... i will just have to work overtime...

my wish:
I wish Irish people stopped drinking.:speech:

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:40 pm

some wishes are just wishful thinking, and thats one of them

i wish i had more salt and vinegar chips

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:23 pm

granted. you die due to the disgustingness(is that a word?) of the chips.

i wish i had some sour cream and onion chips.