The Heathen Citadel
I think they did a study on that. That being multi-tasking. The results were pretty much that woman can do it and men generally cannot. We stick to one thing at a time. I still have trouble sometimes patting my head and rubbing my stomach at the same time. Drinking, playing video games, listening to music, eating, and watching movies all at the same time while sitting never seems to be a problem, however. I just remember my mom driving me to school when I was little while applying makeup, talking on the phone, eating/drinking breakfast, yelling at my sister and I, looking over her work for the day, and driving in rush hour traffic. I still don't know how she did it.
Any man who asks for greater authority does not deserve to have it.
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
Washing your hands is important if you cook your breakfast.
[QUOTE=Denethorn]I have one question of Magrus: is the "Houdini" and "Bobsled'" anything we'd want to do? Or put a loving woman through
(if shes a ***** that doesn't count
)[/QUOTE]
Definately not something you'd be doing if you wanted to keep a girl.
Not unless they're really into being degraded and/or bruised.
@Erenor, yeah, I can multi-task but only certain things. Women on the other hand seem to be able to just grab anything and toss it on top of what they happen to be doing at the moment. It's been amusing to push my ex's and see their limits with that.
Definately not something you'd be doing if you wanted to keep a girl.
@Erenor, yeah, I can multi-task but only certain things. Women on the other hand seem to be able to just grab anything and toss it on top of what they happen to be doing at the moment. It's been amusing to push my ex's and see their limits with that.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Demortis]Mag, mind pmin me with what they are so i can see about blaming it on my work not bein done?[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't mind knowing what they are either, Mag, but I'm not sure you want to explain what these are to your boss/professor/whatever, Demortis.
I wouldn't mind knowing what they are either, Mag, but I'm not sure you want to explain what these are to your boss/professor/whatever, Demortis.
Any man who asks for greater authority does not deserve to have it.
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
Washing your hands is important if you cook your breakfast.
Well I refuse to be in the dark about this either
. Plus you never know when it might come up over a pint of beer, and your the one sitting there ignorant and gets laughed at because you don't know what it is
Copy and paste that PM and send it to me too if you will, there's a good chap
Copy and paste that PM and send it to me too if you will, there's a good chap
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
No, I've done some pretty interesting stuff though I have to say. Never hurt or degraded the girl unless she demanded it, feels kind of odd. Some of the things you can somewhat enjoy though depending on what they are. 
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Ha, the Houdini really has to be topped off with the mushroom tattoo when they have that surprised look on their face for the icing on the cake so to speak.
Well, I guess THAT's not really the icing, kinda after the icing, oh I dunno. Just adds to it. 
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Well, this sounds like something to corrupt the innocent. Some girls like the "icing" and I've dated a few that wouldn't mind the Houdini at all. Guess it just depends on the girl. Some enjoy some weird stuff.
Any man who asks for greater authority does not deserve to have it.
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
Washing your hands is important if you cook your breakfast.
Yeah... some of it, I just have to shake my head and be like "nu-uh, no way!" and other things I'm like "well...if you say so
"
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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and then there are those addicted to cat-nip. cant really say something bad, unless you have tried it. and i really dont think i can use that one on my teacher, i think she may know about it 
Zombies are not real! The Government is still doin Human trails!
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
Have you ever wondered why, in a dream you can touch a falling sky? Or fly to the heavens that watch over you. - Godsmack
I've had some weird requests too. "Hell no!" was a common response, along with "No way!" and "Are you kidding?" That's more for the violent ones. Kinky I don't mind, but when they want bruises and blood flowing, I draw the line.
Any man who asks for greater authority does not deserve to have it.
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
--Tercero Xavier Harkonnen, to the Salusan Militia
The Council of Four Perverts: (1) Magrus (2) Darth Zenemij (3) Erenor (4) Luis Antonio
Washing your hands is important if you cook your breakfast.
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[QUOTE=Erenor]I've had some weird requests too. "Hell no!" was a common response, along with "No way!" and "Are you kidding?" That's more for the violent ones. Kinky I don't mind, but when they want bruises and blood flowing, I draw the line.[/QUOTE]
Depending on the method of bruising and where it is, it can be quite pleasant, I assure you.
Usually though, I'm right there with you.
Luis! You're back!
Umm...nothing...I haven't done anything!
@Demo, yeah. I used to get into trouble with teachers in school for bringing up anything to do with ice cubes, ice cream, hot fudge, whipped cream, cherries, popsicles, and cats. They knew...stupid girl talk.
Depending on the method of bruising and where it is, it can be quite pleasant, I assure you.
Luis! You're back!
@Demo, yeah. I used to get into trouble with teachers in school for bringing up anything to do with ice cubes, ice cream, hot fudge, whipped cream, cherries, popsicles, and cats. They knew...stupid girl talk.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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I rule spam these days hmm?
I've decided I'll flirt with anyone female to keep my mind off of certain things as much as I can. It's worked fairly well so far. One of my ex's is all sorts of confused and upset and I had to stop with her because of it, but other than that it's worked fairly well.
I've decided I'll flirt with anyone female to keep my mind off of certain things as much as I can. It's worked fairly well so far. One of my ex's is all sorts of confused and upset and I had to stop with her because of it, but other than that it's worked fairly well.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"