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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 3:23 pm
by Demortis
Yes Random Acts Of Violence Always Solves Anything!!!!
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 3:25 pm
by CM
Ok now you guys are scaring me...i mean what happened to the roasting of their flesh?
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 3:30 pm
by Demortis
yes, well, umm, thats for ritutalisic porpuses(sp?).
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 3:48 pm
by Demortis
question, what happens when your best friends girl is drunk and hittin on you after they had a big fight?
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 4:56 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Demortis]question, what happens when your best friends girl is drunk and hittin on you after they had a big fight?[/QUOTE]
You talk to her and calm her down and you send her to bed, a different one than the one your going to. The best way to do so, is to actually tuck her in and see she goes to sleep without doing something stupid she'll regret. That way, you can let your friend know she was with you and nothing happened, and you know she was with you, and she didn't run off to someone else who'd take advantage of her emotional state.
[QUOTE=CM] Ok now you guys are scaring me...i mean what happened to the roasting of their flesh? [/QUOTE]
Wearing their skulls as masks and stitching their flesh together to make bombs isn't enough?!
We use cows for that kind of thing. We cook and eat beef. That's what we do after we tear gas their families.
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 5:09 pm
by Demortis
[QUOTE=Magrus]You talk to her and calm her down and you send her to bed, a different one than the one your going to. The best way to do so, is to actually tuck her in and see she goes to sleep without doing something stupid she'll regret. That way, you can let your friend know she was with you and nothing happened, and you know she was with you, and she didn't run off to someone else who'd take advantage of her emotional state.
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well, we were a ways from her house, but i think my bro knows, i havent talked to him in a couple days. but im the kinda guy that trys to stay behind the scenes, she knew i was there, but i dont know what shes told him. so if he asks, ill just tell him the truth that nothin happend and i was lookin after his interests.
i hate playin ref. i really do. i need a drink! Thanks Mag!
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 5:40 pm
by Magrus
Your welcome, I do too. All of my friends come to me for advice on everything though so I've gotten used to it. I've been there, it's hard, especially if you like the girl and she's stubborn and when you push her away she doesn't stop.
I have a rule though, I won't do anything with a girl that isn't sober, or is extremely upset/angry unless we are already dating before that incident. Just don't go there. I don't want to end up doing something with a girl that isn't in her normal state of mind and have it haunt the both of us later. Not to mention anything with a buddies girl. That just doesn't work. It IS rare that happens though, because most of my friends are female and I know the boyfriends through them.
I've only had that happen once, at a concert my friend was playing at and his fiancee was pissed he was ignoring her and we were flirting and I started teasing her and he came back and she hopped into my lap and shooed him away. He was NOT happy, but then he didn't treat her right and we both sort of liked each other.
I saw her at that funeral this passed weekend, we talked for a while. I don't know if she still like me or not, but she was cute and I've always liked talking to her.
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 5:54 pm
by Demortis
i never did like the idea of meeting chicks at a friends funeral. i cant stand to see friends die at a young age, just shouldnt happen
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 6:06 pm
by Magrus
This was the mother of my friends funeral, but she was only 49.
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 6:18 pm
by Demortis
still, i never made it to my friends funeral, im still pissed that i missed it, and that was about in Febuary
Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 6:22 pm
by Magrus
I'm sure your friend would understand man.
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:48 am
by Magrus
Lesson of the Day:
A general rule today, take it as you will.
"When in doubt, add more fluids."
This rule served me well in three different ways last night. Good rule.
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:49 am
by Brynn
Uh... better not ask anything...
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:52 am
by Magrus
Ha, I just got drunk. Then needed water, so that's two. Then I had a ton of tea for caffiene. So that's three. Last night I was good
, except for the letter I wrote for a certain young lady. She's QUITE upset now about that. Oh well, that was all true and she should know.
However, there are a ton of ways that can be interpreted, and probably in far more fun ways. Can't really go there here though.
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:14 am
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Magrus]
Lesson of the Day:
A general rule today, take it as you will.
"When in doubt, add more fluids."
[/QUOTE]
Hm... so if I doubt about my pickles, shall I add more fluid... and... uh... yeah.
All these discussions about school and children and bully made me think... They should come to MCOPCDAWD more often to learn discipline too.
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:22 am
by Magrus
They should, I don't have any trouble playing the dominant figure when needed.
Hm... so if I doubt about my pickles, shall I add more fluid... and... uh... yeah.
Ha, yeah, definately add more fluid to your pickles.
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:27 am
by Luis Antonio
Now I dont know what to answer
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:38 am
by Magrus
Ah, well then I'll do your response and you can do mine ok?
"Hehahah, yeah, wetter is better."
Your turn.
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:43 am
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Brynn]Uh... better not ask anything...[/QUOTE]
I'll quote Brynn as an answer
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 8:45 am
by Magrus
Party pooper, at least the baby likes my jokes.