Your wish is granted

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:31 pm

granted, but they have sour cream dumped into it, by the time you open the bag the sour cream has turned moldy

i wish i had hair extensions

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:33 pm

granted. have you ever seen adams family? you're now cousin it. or thing. i can never remember which is which. the one with the long hair.

i wish more stuff would happen in my town. its so boring here.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:34 pm

granted, murders are now almost everyday

i wish i had blood red hair

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:35 pm

granted. you cut your head over and over to dye your hair.

i wish i had a dragon that doesnt want to hurt me in any way.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:37 pm

granted, but the flames like to hurt you still

i wish my walls werent so plain old boring white...

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:38 pm

granted. they are now a sickening green that makes you puke every time you see them.

i wish that dw wont remind us of instant messaging again

side note: we made it to page 60!

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:40 pm

granted, until she gets online

i wish i didnt need 100 credits to pass high school in alberta

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:41 pm

granted. you only need 10. you fly through school with no problems. you get a job in nasa, in charge of the rockets. you blow one up due to your lack of knowledge.

i wish for no more ads

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:45 pm

granted, you get 2X pop ups

i wish i wouldnt keep forgetting my wishes

wing · Post by **wing** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:49 pm

granted. you forget everything else.

i wish my cat could talk

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:51 pm

granted, it tells you it hates you and eats your face

i wish MY cat could talk, and tell me it loves me like she does

Malta Soron · Post by **Malta Soron** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:56 pm

Granted. You're cat tells you how much it loves you and clearly demonstrates it. The rest of this events bears a "Mature" rating. Perverted cats.

This morning I had to get up at 5am to get to work in time. I wish I didn't have to get up so early.

Tate · Post by **Tate** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:36 pm

Granted. You're fired.

I wish I had the new Bowling For Soup album, which I already have heard but want anyway, with all the songs, right now.

windchime · Post by **windchime** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:34 am

Granted.

you get the album delivered by Pony Express. their music is ****e anyway and when you play it loud your neighbours start to hate you. an alien from YxalaG thinks earthlings overhears the songs as well broadcast by subspace and thinks erroneously that earthlings have found a way to communicate with outer worlds. he decides to send the death squad to disintegrate you and your bedroom.

I wish no Irish considered my wishes only wishful thinking.

wing · Post by **wing** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:35 am

granted. the canadians still think they're wishful thinking though.

i wish i didnt have to play in the community band.

windchime · Post by **windchime** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:03 am

Granted

your wish is granted. you won't have to play any more in the community band. Instead you will be holding the flag and be laughed at :laugh:

i wish i was a god in Forgotten Realms

wing · Post by **wing** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:25 pm

granted. you are the god Uwakaimnihihioshurapolnto who no one knows about.

i wish i knew everything there was to know

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:34 pm

granted, but you arent allowed in SYM because no one needs to know what is here, you have no more fun, and too much spare time and go suicidal

i wish there was an extremely gruesome twisted wish for the posters wish after this one

wing · Post by **wing** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:06 pm

granted.

i wish you were eaten by a shark.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:11 pm

granted, but i turned into a cannibal just before and i ate you whole, so you were in my stomach when the shark ate me, so you were burned by stomach acid into urine when i went to the bathroom in the sharks mouth, then for some reason you were recreated into a human and eaten by the shark and are now floating in the sharks stomach getting burned alive AGAIN by stomach acid, meanwhile im there standing on your head, NOT getting burned by stomach acid laughing at you, i later climb back through the sharks mouth and a ship is conveniently waiting outside for me, so i was eaten, but still alive

i wish i didnt have to type so much