The Heathen Citadel

RenigadeRhino · Post by **RenigadeRhino** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:01 pm

Thats sad man

, i had a mate of mine have exactly the same problem, 1 credit (point).. its not fair.
take out a lawsuit and sue for compo!

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:48 pm

Luis? It ain't filthy to be a pervert? Wasn't there a line of inquiry yesterday about how good it is to be a dirty sometimes? Or maybe that was in another thread...Well, being good and dirty just leads to some great fun. Being all squeeky clean isn't fun for long, and it's so hard to stay drunk and perfectly clean at the same time.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:52 pm

Indeed, naughty, dirty, rough drunken fun is a wonderful nightcap.

Ahh, memories.

*sniffles* I'm touched. My ex's all agree that I could most definately succeed at writing this book thing.

Although, their opinion's on whether or not it's a good idea to share such things is an entirely varied array of commentary.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:55 pm

Definately give it a shot. Then alternate and take ten or twelve yourself. You must be drunk when writing it. Somebody else can fill in the commas and grammer later. The content is the important part. Spread the filthy word, Mag, that's what's needed!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:59 pm

Maybe I'll get a journal and ask opinions in public this weekend...there's a festival being held outside my buddies tattoo shop. Hmm....I may get wasted and interview people, then hide in his basement when the crowds get upset.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:02 am

...or when the police show up and wonder where that strange naked guy playing the reporter and disturbing the peace is...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:05 am

I don't get naked in public anymore. Bad things...bad things.

Although, there was the one time with Lina, and that skirt, in the movie theatre. Yeah, totally didn't watch the movie, in fact, forgot what movie I paid for.

I remember the skirt, not the movie. Funny how the mind works.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:08 am

I normally remember what was under the skirt, but attention wanders in movie theaters. I keep going with girls, so I never really watch the movie for long, unless it's totally packed and there's really no room for anything fun. I've spent so much money on movies, and the prices keep going up, without actually watching more than 15 minutes of it. That's almost as expensive as booze. Very sad indeed.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:15 am

Yeah, I warn my girlfriends, if we go out somewhere, I need a fidget toy. If they don't let me bring one, they become my fidget toy. She really wanted to see the movie, and didn't want to be distracted with me playing with my keys or something through the movie so she took everything away from me.

Ha, she forgot my rule. Ended up in my lap and stuff. Guess the movie wasn't all that important.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:18 am

Yes, when God made man he gave us fidget toys, so they are needed at all times. If the girl doesn't want us to embarrass her by playing with our fidget toys, she takes the place of it instead. Girls are like cars, they come with all sorts of fun accessories! That'd be a great daily topic or quote, Mag.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:27 am

Indeed.

Well, always feel free to discuss such topics in my college. Just to keep the naughty spam away from other threads and such.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:31 am

How big has your college grown, is the question. Lots of applicants, I know that. Lots of lovely spam to brighten the day and inform during the night. What's the number of corrupted individuals now, I wonder? And is the Smurf War over yet?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:37 am

I honestly don't know. Only a few people show up to spam in the thread nowaday's. The smurf war, demo killed them. The bubbleheads, them too.

I don't keep track of the people I corrupt. Most of it is in slow, small ways that most people don't notice a change in themselves. I like that.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:45 am

Well, the perfect crime is the one where nobody suspects a thing. If your purpose is to pervert the innocent and change the world into a naughtier, kinkier place then your doing it one step at a time. I'm glad the smurf war is over. Now I can finally clean the blue guts off my sword and clean the gunk off of my shotgun as well. I've got a nice middle-aged one mounted over my fireplace. Great conversation peace, along with the scar that came with that fiesty little *insert bleep here*. Years from now I'll be able to say: "I was in the Great Smurf War, we flayed the stuffing out of those little blue bastards!"

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:09 am

Yeah, each and every girl I've dated has come out kinkier than when we started. Even if she was kinkier than me to begin with. That makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

We could always hunt down prudes next.

Make them do rum bongs and open them to "new experiences".

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:33 am

I wouldn't mind opening a few things, lol.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:19 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]I'm feeling evil today. Need to decide how to deal with that.

[/QUOTE]
Unleash your anger on young and innocent tea-drinking brits

RenigadeRhino · Post by **RenigadeRhino** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:04 am

ah, there you are brynn... missed u by 2 hrs.
if u read this, could you PM me with your thoughts on the movie?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:27 am

[QUOTE=Erenor]I wouldn't mind opening a few things, lol.

[/QUOTE]

Time to pry things open eh?

[QUOTE=Brynn]Unleash your anger on young and innocent tea-drinking brits [/QUOTE]

You heard the lady. It's her fault.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:44 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Unleash your anger on young and innocent tea-drinking brits

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so says the archer of evil

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