The Heathen Citadel

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:54 am

I really can't pick on giles, that whole "innocent" thing ruins that one.

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:17 am

Wow, I just realized I've comeback, but as a lurker >_<
Oh well, that's the way it has to be

Hmm, new faces at the citadel...

Mr. Rhino
and
Eranor.

Nice to meet ya ^_^

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:00 am

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]Hmm, new faces at the citadel...Nice to meet ya ^_^[/QUOTE]

I've been around for a while, just not in the past few weeks due to work and school jerking me around. Same goes, though, nice to meet you too.

@Mag- I did hear the lady and I agree, it is her fault. As for picking on the tea-drinking brits? Why not, we pick on everybody else, don't we?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:12 am

[QUOTE=Ideal Maxima]Wow, I just realized I've comeback, but as a lurker >_<[/QUOTE]

Lurker!

Welcome back.

[QUOTE=Erenor]@Mag- I did hear the lady and I agree, it is her fault. As for picking on the tea-drinking brits? Why not, we pick on everybody else, don't we? [/QUOTE]

Exactly. We should spike their afternoon tea with rum and soak their crumpets in some Southern Comfort. That'll show 'em.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:23 am

I would suggest something stronger, because some of them already put rum in their tea on a regular basis. As for the crumpets, now they can be flaming crumpets if they're soaked in alcohol. That would spice up the boring afternoon tea party quite a bit. "Oh, your majesty the queen, would you like one of my special crumpets?" "Yes of course, thank you, Lady _____." BOOM!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:34 am

Ha, that would be hilarious. Crumpet firebombs.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:38 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]Ha, that would be hilarious. Crumpet firebombs.

[/QUOTE]

In the immortal words of Raphael, "You've got to understand what a CRUMPET is to get CRICKET."

Relevance? None.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:42 am

Ha, love the ninja turtles. Funny little cartoon.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:43 am

Little? It was an epic tale of mighty warrior turtles who lived in the sewers witha pet rat.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:44 am

@Mag - Why didn't the British use those against the Germans in WWI and WWII? They would have won a lot faster and maybe on there own. They just didn't know all that brandy, scotch, gin, and crumpets could be used like that, I guess. They need more imagination, I suppose.

@T M - Relevance doesn't matter here. Not overly much, anyway. A Ninja Turtles quote is welcome anywhere and anytime in my book. And Casey Jones smacks the **** out of Raf in that scene after that sarcastic quote, for those who remember the movie.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:45 am

[QUOTE=Denethorn]Little? It was an epic tale of mighty warrior turtles who lived in the sewers witha pet rat.[/QUOTE]

Master Splinter? A pet rat? No, no, no. Did you see what he could do with a bow in the second movie? Not bad for a puppet, I dare say.

The cartoon was pretty good, though. Even if the movies were meant to be more. They did okay in theaters until the third one came out. Wow, I feel old now.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:47 am

[QUOTE=Erenor]Master Splinter? A pet rat? No, no, no. Did you see what he could do with a bow in the second movie? Not bad for a puppet, I dare say.

The cartoon was pretty good, though. Even if the movies were meant to be more. They did okay in theaters until the third one came out. Wow, I feel old now.[/QUOTE]

...There were three? I only saw that first one...huh!

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:49 am

The master warrior, who hobbles around on a gerbil chew stick

.

And don't even think of EVER spiking an Englishman's tea with ANYTHING without his EXPRESS permission, or it will be war.

Trust me... with half a billion cups of tea consumed in Britain every day, you would have a scavenging mob of elderly tea drinkers after you.

Not pretty.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:51 am

[QUOTE=Denethorn]The master warrior, who hobbles around on a gerbil chew stick

.[/QUOTE]

The master warrior who IS a gerbil

Oh-so-realistic.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:55 am

@ T M - Yes, there are three Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movies. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, TNMT II: The Secret of the Ooze, and a third one about going back in time that I don't know the title of. The third one is probably not worth the time, but the second one definately is, so give it a shot!

@ Denethorn - I'm not sure I want to see this war happen. Now you know about the crumpet firebomb possibilities. As for the tea, I'll leave the spiking to the Englishmen. I'm going to spike my smoothie with some Beefeater, though. You'd be surprised how good that can be.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:07 am

Wow with the spamming while I typed!

Bring on the old people! They're dangerous to society anyways.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:18 am

I wouldn't want to deal with old ladies. I had an old guy hit me with a cane once for accidentally bumping into him walking into a store. I apologized and up came the cane anyway. He smacked me twice: once in the gut and once on the shoulder. I grabbed that cane and threw it out into the parking lot. Those thick ones hurt! He just grimaced at me once his weapon was gone. Guess he had nothing to say. Crabby oldtimer.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:26 am

Crabby old people like that get on my nerves. An old lady bible-thumped my old friend on the head and screamed "devil-begone!" at him. He told me that, and said he just stared at her in shock. I would have had SO much fun with her after that it's sad it happened to him instead.

I have a penchant for being offensive and drawing attention. The last old person who decided to comment on how I looked and the old days in a negative way got it right back from me until she ended up hobbling out of the store full-tilt to get away. You can't make fun of someone for wearing black when you look like a circus clown/pimp from the 70's when your in your 70's! Lime green clothes with purple poka-dots, and making fun of my band t-shirt.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:31 am

You got to love the fact that when an old lady about lets say 75+ enters the bus and I leave my seat for her to take it..... And what does she say?

"What are you doing? Do I look so old that I can't stand?" in the worst negative tone ever... That was the last time I gave away my seat. I bet that has happened to a lot of people.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:34 am

Exactly, those types, and femanists. Can't stand them. I'm all about equal rights and what-not. I'll offer my chair to anyone if I don't mind standing. Suddenly, I'm a pig and being lectured on women rights and how they're independant and empowered. All I can think of is "girl...SHUT UP. I'll sit back down then. Your empowered self can stand the next hour."

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