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granted. any computer you touch magically explodes.

i wish i wasnt dead

granted, youre alive again, bleeding to death this time

i wish wing wouldnt make my next wish gruesome

granted. i can't make you do anything.

i wish for a T-rex to hug and cuddle and talk to when i'm scared

granted, but the long necks come and eat you while the t-erx is wiping up your tears

i wish i owned the long neck that did that^

Granted. The long neck decides that Canadian ice hockey sucks and eats your legs to prevent you from participating in it.

Tate wrote:Granted. You're fired.

Now that I'm fired, I wish I had an endless supply of money.

granted. your wallet now holds an infinite amount of money. you forget it in your pants pocket and it goes in the washing machine

i wish for no more longnecks

granted, err, ever watch the land before time? that pitre guy that flies? he latches onto your face and laughs at your fright

i wish twilight(kitten) would stop stealingmy hacky sack

granted. that kid that stole it before and you threw him up and down the stairs keeps stealing it and you can't catch him.

@anyone who doesn't know what i'm talking about:
nevermind.

i wish i had a 10 gb/s internet connection

Granted, Your computer now connects to the internet at 10 gb/s. However, the government learns about it, and decides that a computer that fast would be best used in their hands. (It's how they feel about most things ) You decide that you don't want to give up your computer and so you hide it. Eventually, after wasting thousands of tax dollars trying to find it they give up and just arrest you.

After 3 years you somehow manage to break free, and decide to lead a revolution against the government that imprisoned you for simply keeping your own computer, believing it corrupt. On April 5th 2015 your revolution comes to an end as the government has finally caught and hung you all. But, the worse has yet to happen. Your revolution has filled the American people with fear, and they readily accept the newest presidents offer to have the country placed until martial law.

He then proceeds to fortify his power, until he has total control. From there it is a quick move from Democracy under martial law to EMPIRE.:mischief: However, all the U.S. old allies are loath to see it become an empire, let along a superpowerful one. As a result they declare war on the US and WWIII is in session.

During the course of the war, Some terrorists decide to take advantage of the chaos and get ahold of several nukes. Launching them at several countries from US territory. As a result the rest of the World thinks the US has done it and respond in kind, and the war becomes nuclear.

As the radiation sweeps across the world Humanity as a whole is contaminated, and mutated. Humanity dies off, as even the strongest of our race cannot withstand the radiation.

Congrats, just because you had to have a super fast computer you have destroyed the entire race of man.
(It's my first post in a while, thought I'd come back with a bang.:laugh

I wish that Midterms would be over already, and that I got a perfect score on everything, without resorting to cheating. Try and make that bad.:laugh:

Granted. Too bad you wrote the wrong midterms. You missed your actual exams, and received a zero on all of them. You flunk out and spend the rest of your life living on the streets, and since you have no computer, you can't come back to these forums. So much for coming back with a bang.

I wish I had the best sandwich ever, and was free to deliciously enjoy it for as long as I like.

granted. it tastes so good that you order more and more of it. finally, you ask the chef what's in it. the answer: dog crap. you spend a solid day kneeling at the porcelain altar.

i wish i was 7'3"

@Cartell: damn government

wing wrote: i wish i was 7'3"

How much that's in meters?

Oh well, granted. You are cinsidered as freak from now on. Your parents lock you to your room after they had modified it in the way the walls are made from class.

Now, do you know how much bored people are willing to pay to see a freak?

I wish Fallout 3 would follow the style of two earlier version. Note! only the style, the story and world should be totally different!

granted. the style is same, but the story and world are just crap. you have an 8bit 3d world based on keeping a man alive who was in the hospital. to do that you must press A as fast as you can for 3 seconds. that's the whole story. but with good gameplay. dont ask how that works. im not sure either.

i wish i knew how that worked

@Kipi,
7'3" is... um... maybe 2 meters and 10 centimeters? maybe more. i dont like metric.

Granted, You finaly figured out the secret of the "A" Button. (I think thats what your talking about oh well) You then find out that you now have to spend a million years locked into trying to figure out more stuff.

I wish the world bows down to my feet and that every thing is mine. Evil i know

granted. however, you are in a car accident and hit a tree. you die.

i wish there were no semester final tests(or quizes or assignments or anything like that)

Granted. The world explodes. But hey, there are no more finals.

I wish I could stop time, and be able to start it again, whenever I want.

Granted, but as you learn more and more about your power, you begin to play more and more with the threads of space and time. Eventually, because you have messed with time so much, all of history is jumbled together.

As a result, the Nazi's end up starting out with nukes, and thereofore, they win WW2, and we become just another subjagated country.

Nice job Tate.:laugh:


I wish I didn't have dial up.

Granted. You get a 20Mb/s ADSL line. Within no-time you are addicted to porn. Not all may consider that a problem, but for that's not usual porn; it's furry porn. Don't try imagining that :speech:

I wish I could write good columns instead of the crap I stuff up people's internet connections every week.

granted you go back to college and get a respectable job in the publication business

I wish I had a way to find my fantastic little fourth Parakeet. It has to be a purple Keet?:}

Granted. You invent a Purple Parakeet detecting machine. It's hard work, and takes you 70 years. You find your purple keet at the local pet store.

I wish I was fat. Very, very fat. I would look hilarious.