Oh, that sucks man.
You could always attempt a creative method of banishment from this place in a new Avatar.
I try saving all of mine onto my computer, just so I can switch them. Then again, the one's I've used are all picture's of my ex's, or myself and I keep them anyways.
Oh! My friend the tattoo artist, said he'd do a tattoo for me for free if it wasn't too detailed and stuff for when I bailed him out with loaning him money. Score for that. Now, once I get decent sleep for a few days running, I'll consider getting one done. Whilst messed up at the party last night, I sat down and discussed this. A friend suggested altering my idea of a simple "Bite Me", which was led on by booze and sleep deprivation into bite marks on my arm and inside the little teeth have each letter. I sort of like that.
Again, we were all messed up, and I still haven't gotten a full night's sleep since before...umm, mid-May.

Have to see whether that's still appealing when reality returns to me.

"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"