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Are there any real godlings on GBanshee at all?

No, cause no one can just smell chicken tandoori and keep alive.
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No, cause no one can just smell chicken tandoori and keep alive.
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Yeah, that wasn't smart either. :p
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Right... And your idea WAS :o :rolleyes:
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No :D
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
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It wasn't my idea! I was supervised by adults. It was their idea. ;) Can't be blamed for following dads orders. :p
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It wasn't my fault either! Well... Not much :eek:
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No :D
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
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Yeah it's great when your dad gives you a single malt whiskey for Christmas - on dad's orders it must be consumed within 5 hours of opening ;) .

Looks like I'll have to return the favour soon, Father's Day is coming up :rolleyes:
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That's right! 4 days away isn't it? :confused:
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[QUOTE=Magrus]That's right! 4 days away isn't it? :confused: [/QUOTE]

We lost track of what day of the week it is already, Mag? Father's Day is a sunday. ;) (Yes, it's four).
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I just do my best to ignore Hallmark and Christian Holiday's like I would the clap.
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The clap??? :confused:
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Cognitive abilities are affected by even small amounts of alcohol. Alcohol affects many parts of the brain, but the most vulnerable cells are those associated with memory, attention, sleep, coordination, and judgment. Alcohol impairs memory by inhibiting the transfer and consolidation of information in long-term memory.

Also... did you know? Alcohol can have a deleterious effect on your love life. :eek: :D

(from the same resource, I just found it's comparably colloquial language amusing... plus it only ever seems to better my love life ;) - although it is indeed hard to remember the girl's name in the morning :o )
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[QUOTE=Denethorn]Cognitive abilities are affected by even small amounts of alcohol. Alcohol affects many parts of the brain, but the most vulnerable cells are those associated with memory, attention, sleep, coordination, and judgment. Alcohol impairs memory by inhibiting the transfer and consolidation of information in long-term memory.

Also... did you know? Alcohol can have a deleterious effect on your love life. :eek: :D [/QUOTE]

This random bit of information brought to you by the number "A". ;)
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[QUOTE=Tower_Master]The clap??? :confused: [/QUOTE]

Gimme a G!
Gimme an H!

Oh screw it, I'm no cheerleader, although, they might know best about this. :o

Ghonorea, cha-cha-cha! :p
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Ahh! THAT clap! Now I get it! :rolleyes:

Why are we confusing Gonorhea with Charmin' toilet paper? ;)
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Both of the deal with messes down under? :confused:
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Works for me!

Hums "Did you come from a land down under?"
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Ha,

"If you're drippy and you know it, it's the clap!" *clap clap*
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Call the plumber for that drippy faucet, mate! ;)
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*reads instructions* Pour Drano down drain and let sit. *stares and reads again* :confused:

"I need a really tiny funell..." :o
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[QUOTE=Magrus]*reads instructions* Pour Drano down drain and let sit. *stares and reads again* :confused:

"I need a really tiny funell..." :o [/QUOTE]

And LOTS of painkillers to go with it!

The agony! I'm shuddering in sympathy for you, man - a FUNNEL? Ouch. :eek:
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I'd hate to think of what Drano would do there. I became friends with a girl in the hospital who drank 4 oz of Drano in a suicide attempt. They had to perform surgery to save her stomach from dissolving. She said if they'd have been 5 minutes longer she would have had rather large holes in her stomach. :eek:

Wonderfully cute girl though, brought her up in one of those latex body suits, showed me her scar and sat in my lap and we did economics together. I miss her. :o
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