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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:18 pm
by Magrus
Yeah, that wasn't smart either. :p

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:21 pm
by giles337
Right... And your idea WAS :o :rolleyes:

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:25 pm
by Magrus
It wasn't my idea! I was supervised by adults. It was their idea. ;) Can't be blamed for following dads orders. :p

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:32 pm
by giles337
It wasn't my fault either! Well... Not much :eek:

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:32 pm
by Denethorn
Yeah it's great when your dad gives you a single malt whiskey for Christmas - on dad's orders it must be consumed within 5 hours of opening ;) .

Looks like I'll have to return the favour soon, Father's Day is coming up :rolleyes:

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:40 pm
by Magrus
That's right! 4 days away isn't it? :confused:

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:45 pm
by Tower_Master
[QUOTE=Magrus]That's right! 4 days away isn't it? :confused: [/QUOTE]

We lost track of what day of the week it is already, Mag? Father's Day is a sunday. ;) (Yes, it's four).

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:11 pm
by Magrus
I just do my best to ignore Hallmark and Christian Holiday's like I would the clap.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:13 pm
by Tower_Master
The clap??? :confused:

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:13 pm
by Denethorn
Cognitive abilities are affected by even small amounts of alcohol. Alcohol affects many parts of the brain, but the most vulnerable cells are those associated with memory, attention, sleep, coordination, and judgment. Alcohol impairs memory by inhibiting the transfer and consolidation of information in long-term memory.

Also... did you know? Alcohol can have a deleterious effect on your love life. :eek: :D

(from the same resource, I just found it's comparably colloquial language amusing... plus it only ever seems to better my love life ;) - although it is indeed hard to remember the girl's name in the morning :o )

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:14 pm
by Tower_Master
[QUOTE=Denethorn]Cognitive abilities are affected by even small amounts of alcohol. Alcohol affects many parts of the brain, but the most vulnerable cells are those associated with memory, attention, sleep, coordination, and judgment. Alcohol impairs memory by inhibiting the transfer and consolidation of information in long-term memory.

Also... did you know? Alcohol can have a deleterious effect on your love life. :eek: :D [/QUOTE]

This random bit of information brought to you by the number "A". ;)

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:21 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Tower_Master]The clap??? :confused: [/QUOTE]

Gimme a G!
Gimme an H!

Oh screw it, I'm no cheerleader, although, they might know best about this. :o

Ghonorea, cha-cha-cha! :p

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:28 pm
by Tower_Master
Ahh! THAT clap! Now I get it! :rolleyes:

Why are we confusing Gonorhea with Charmin' toilet paper? ;)

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:30 pm
by Magrus
Both of the deal with messes down under? :confused:

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:31 pm
by Tower_Master
Works for me!

Hums "Did you come from a land down under?"

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:32 pm
by Magrus
Ha,

"If you're drippy and you know it, it's the clap!" *clap clap*

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:36 pm
by Tower_Master
Call the plumber for that drippy faucet, mate! ;)

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:38 pm
by Magrus
*reads instructions* Pour Drano down drain and let sit. *stares and reads again* :confused:

"I need a really tiny funell..." :o

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:39 pm
by Tower_Master
[QUOTE=Magrus]*reads instructions* Pour Drano down drain and let sit. *stares and reads again* :confused:

"I need a really tiny funell..." :o [/QUOTE]

And LOTS of painkillers to go with it!

The agony! I'm shuddering in sympathy for you, man - a FUNNEL? Ouch. :eek:

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:42 pm
by Magrus
I'd hate to think of what Drano would do there. I became friends with a girl in the hospital who drank 4 oz of Drano in a suicide attempt. They had to perform surgery to save her stomach from dissolving. She said if they'd have been 5 minutes longer she would have had rather large holes in her stomach. :eek:

Wonderfully cute girl though, brought her up in one of those latex body suits, showed me her scar and sat in my lap and we did economics together. I miss her. :o