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Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 3:42 pm
by Bloodstalker
That's what happens when people get above their raisin

Next you know, a one room schoolhouse won't be good 'nuff fer'em

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 3:53 pm
by dragon wench
Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 4:02 pm
by Bloodstalker
Well, I ain't sure.....I guess the intamacy s too much for some of them.

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 4:05 pm
by dragon wench
Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Well, I ain't sure.....I guess the intamacy s too much for some of them.
I think they only find it too much on those days new pupils arrive...... from the other side of the country that is...

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 4:10 pm
by Bloodstalker
Are you kidding? No one comes INTO Southeast KY

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 4:11 pm
by dragon wench
lol! Well no doubt that explains *everything*.....including a declining birth rate.....

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 4:13 pm
by Bloodstalker
I get the sense I am not furthering my case here.

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 4:23 pm
by Chanak
Abandon ship, matey.

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 4:28 pm
by Bloodstalker
I was thinking the same thing.

But I can't find the lifeboats

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 4:31 pm
by Chanak
*tosses BS a Lifesaver*
Like Wild Cherry? Wint-o-green?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 4:32 pm
by Scayde
Poor BS...ROFLMAO..*HUG*
*giggle* *snicker* ...Oh my side hurts..LOL

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 4:34 pm
by Bloodstalker
*looks at the lifesaver*
Somehow, I dont think this helps me

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 4:58 pm
by Chanak
Gwalchmai's Ring
I thought I'd post this here, so everyone knows.
Gwalchmai's Druidic Class Ring (class of '17)
An innocuous little ring crafted of oak burl wood, with the numerals "1917" carved into the band. It was awarded to him upon graduating from the College of Natural Living. This ring of the grove affords Gwalchmai the following powers and abilities:
True Seeing: The Class Ring enables Gwalchmai to utilize a specialized version of the True Seeing spell, at will. Oddly, this power only manifests whenever Gwalchmai looks upon a female member of the DF, and involves a bizarre form of X-Ray vision...
Charm Sheep: The Ring affords Gwalchmai the ability to cast a specialized version of the Charm Animal spell, at will. The sheep receives a -5 penalty to her saving throw.
Create Jacuzzi: By means of the Class Ring, Gwally is able to magically create a Jacuzzi full of piping hot water, complete with towels, bottles of bubbly, and rubber duckies.
Natural Living:
Wild Shape: Wood Pigeon: The Druidic Class ring bestows upon Gwalchmai the ability to assume the form of... a little wood pigeon. Coincedentally, this shape allows Gwalchmai the ability to access open windows that he might not ordinarily be able to see into otherwise...

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 5:11 pm
by Gwalchmai
Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 5:12 pm
by Scayde
LMAO.....
Gwally..You had better be careful how you use that thing..

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 5:18 pm
by dragon wench
*snicker* *cough* *giggle*
@Scayde....I am sure that Gwally, being the responsible sort he is, will take every possible precaution before tempting the fates of Nature

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 5:22 pm
by Gwalchmai
Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 5:26 pm
by Chanak
Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2002 7:46 pm
by Bloodstalker
That would explain all the Baaaing BS heard while in the stables
