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That captain lied to me, said everything would be fine in the morning. Well everything is not fine. There's no monkey's.

Sadley Magrus, There are never any Monkies.

Well, a monkey trained to fetch me drinks and food would do wonders to improve my existance.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Well, a monkey trained to fetch me drinks and food would do wonders to improve my existance.[/QUOTE]

I bet however, that a gorilla would give you better results

Having an Army of monkeis trained to do so would work Miricales.

Well, I'll be back... Mor Double Dating, and we just woke up Minutes ago, btw Last Night was amazing, me and Sarah.

Ha, good for you man. Have fun.

Yes, an army of monkeys. If anyone decides to break into my house, they can throw poo at the person!

Hmm, a gorilla would make a great door man. If anyone came to the door, like a pesky Jehova Witness at dawn, he could tear them limb from limb and stack the pieces outside.

Goddamn fathers day. Always end up drinking excessively.

Get the usual recommendations of what is better than what etc. By the end of the day I've sampled a bottle of 10 different lagers bloody annoying.

Lovely weather over here though. Been in the 30s (degrees C) - flippin gorgeous

(can I recommend no Brit ever drink Tenant's Super lager - very strong stuff, creeps up on you and takes you by suprise )

Oh that's right, another Hallmark holiday. Need to call dad or he won't feel special.

You need to be more optimistic it's an opportunity to trade anecdotes than somebody wiser, older, more despised than you

Heh, my father and I don't get along. Too much bad past between us and he's got some habits that just don't mix with mine.

I suppose drinking isn't one of them ?

I'm gunna go fire up the bbq

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[QUOTE=Denethorn]I suppose drinking isn't one of them ?[/QUOTE]

We can get along when we're drinking, so long as he doesn't bring up God, my health or what I should do with my life. Unfortunately Dad, and God have a lot to say about those subjects when I'm around him.

My brother and I also become his excuse to drink when we're around. He's an alcoholic and his new wife doesn't like him drinking and...we take flack around her because of it. It's his excuse, and becomes our fault, makes for some awkward visits.

[QUOTE=giles337]I'm gunna go fire up the bbq

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BBQ? I wish! Had one last night... but in the space of the last 15 minutes we were issued a storm warning up here (Midlands) and it went from blazing beautiful glorious sweltering sunshine to absolute pouring rain and hail then the biggest bang of thunder I've ever encountered .

Thats Britain for ya I suppose

@Mag. Well when I'm with my Dad we talk about nothing but booze. Or the old days of his friends (some of whom are the fathers of my friends... it's an interesting hierarchy... me and my friends have drunk in the same glorious pubs as a our forefathers and it will continue for generations). Makes for some good yarns.

It's a mixed bag seeing the old man... I can't really call it unpleasant though, but thats me

I wish there was gas in the propane tank to the grill here. I would have thawed my steak I have in the freezer.

The only time I get along with dad, is when we team up on making fun of his mother. Then, I have a blast with him. The whole family watches like it's a gladiater fight from ancient Rome.

Ahhh, I'm full, fit to burst.

Just enjoyed a Father's Day BBQ with my family

[QUOTE=Fiberfar]Me and Grimar like the more heavy bands..... please don't tell me you are listening to Sum41 instead of Maiden [/QUOTE]
Instead? No way. But I have heard some of their tracks and I did like them.

Hmm, forgot was I was going to reply to...

damn..

"You ever get so horny you want to just hump something? Like this lamp *does so*, or the couch *does so* Do you?!?"

I love my movie quotes