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Originally posted by Tybaltus
Technically speaking, panda bears are very gentle. They look big and ferocious, but really theyve got a soft and gentle heart. Sort of like me.

Bullsheeit. Panda’s are ferocious bastards. I've seen them go ape sheeit on "When Animals Attack." Not a pretty site.

Originally posted by Kayless
Bullsheeit. Panda’s are ferocious bastards. I've seen them go ape sheeit on "When Animals Attack." Not a pretty site.

The same goes with Hippos. Another cuddly animal myth bites the dust...

But few things are funnier then a cat going ballistic.

I once saw a guy on TV coming to get a cat and bring it to a shelter, and he had big problems.

That cat clung to his thighs(sp?) like paint on a wall.

Originally posted by Kayless
Bullsheeit. Panda’s are ferocious bastards. I've seen them go ape sheeit on "When Animals Attack." Not a pretty site.

Everyone knows that show is a fake. Look closely and you'll see the zippers on the "pandas" suits.

Panda's have carnivore teeth and digestive system, but live on bamboo shoots because they're too scared to kill even bugs!

Originally posted by Kayless
Bullsheeit. Panda’s are ferocious bastards. I've seen them go ape sheeit on "When Animals Attack." Not a pretty site.

[frenchvoice]Like Racouns! Zey can kill a man wif deyr bare paws![/voice]

Originally posted by oki101
But few things are funnier then a cat going ballistic.

I once saw a guy on TV coming to get a cat and bring it to a shelter, and he had big problems.

That cat clung to his thighs(sp?) like paint on a wall.

Ha! I remember that!

Originally posted by Osiris
Everyone knows that show is a fake. Look closely and you'll see the zippers on the "pandas" suits.

Panda's have carnivore teeth and digestive system, but live on bamboo shoots because they're too scared to kill even bugs!

I know the show's not all fake since they've used footage from the time the late Binky the Polar bear attacked a stupid Australian tourist who climbed over the zoo's fence to get a closer picture of him.

There was also a clip of a mother moose that trampled a guy who got too close to her baby (this was over at U.A.A. where I go to school). He died. What naff’s me off is that the show made it sound as though it was this guy's fault for intruding on nature’s domain (or some sheeit like that). Unlike the dumb tourist, he was just an unfortunate man who was at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Reminds me of a martial arts freak who climbed into an enclosure at Melbourne Zoo with a dozen or so lions, having told friends he was "going to dominate them with the force of his mind".....Lions 1 Martial Arts Guy 0

Originally posted by Kayless

I know the show's not all fake since they've used footage from the time the late Binky the Polar bear attacked a stupid Australian tourist who climbed over the zoo's fence to get a closer picture of him.

There was also a clip of a mother moose that trampled a guy who got too close to her baby (this was over at U.A.A. where I go to school). He died. What naff’s me off is that the show made it sound as though it was this guy's fault for intruding on nature’s domain (or some sheeit like that). Unlike the dumb tourist, he was just an unfortunate man who was at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Playing Devil's Advocate, Kayless? You seem to switch sides a lot, making it difficult for lurkers like me to understand who you're defending.

Pandas can be just as rabid as orcas, I'll have you all know.

Originally posted by Osiris
Reminds me of a martial arts freak who climbed into an enclosure at Melbourne Zoo with a dozen or so lions, having told friends he was "going to dominate them with the force of his mind".....Lions 1 Martial Arts Guy 0

Bet one of his friends was thinking "I told you so..."

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
Playing Devil's Advocate, Kayless? You seem to switch sides a lot, making it difficult for lurkers like me to understand who you're defending.

My position (cliff note’s version): #1. When Animals Attack is not fake. #2. Tourists are stupid (you deserve what you get when you climb over a pair of fence to get close to a polar bear). #3. The Media should not blame non-stupid people for things that are not their fault.

Here endeth the lesson.

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
Playing Devil's Advocate, Kayless? You seem to switch sides a lot, making it difficult for lurkers like me to understand who you're defending.

Confused? Ah, that's just the way I like it. I don't switch sides, I'm always on the same one (my own).

My position (cliff note’s version): #1. When Animals Attack is not fake. #2. Tourists are stupid (you deserve what you get when you climb over a pair of fences to get closer to a polar bear). #3. The Media should not blame non-stupid people for things that are not their fault (unlike tourists who endeavor to get near polar bears).

Here endeth the lesson.

@Kay : So does Crocodile Hunter...that crazy Aussie try to hump a big crocodile last time and got a bite on his leg IIRC

What about no. 4 Why are people standing around videotaping this stuff instead of stopping people and/or mooses doing stupid and violent things ?

Originally posted by Osiris
What about no. 4 Why are people standing around videotaping this stuff instead of stopping people and/or mooses doing stupid and violent things ?

Hey, just because one person is stupid enough to go near a polar bear doesn't mean you have to be dumb enough to run in there to stop him. Or, that's the way I see it.

Originally posted by KidD01
@Kay : So does Crocodile Hunter...that crazy Aussie try to hump a big crocodile last time and got a bite on his leg IIRC

People like that shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. The guy who was hosting Celebrity Shark Week (Nigel something) is like that too. He grabbed the tail of a great white shark while free swimming with it. I don't care how many nature freaks insist sharks are cuddly creatures that don't enjoy eating people, that's still a proufoundly retarded thing to do.

Originally posted by Osiris
What about no. 4 Why are people standing around videotaping this stuff instead of stopping people and/or mooses doing stupid and violent things ?

Because we as a species enjoy watching the suffering of others (Hence shows like Joe Millionaire and the Bachelorette).

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
Hey, just because one person is stupid enough to go near a polar bear doesn't mean you have to be dumb enough to run in there to stop him. Or, that's the way I see it.

Strangely enough people did try to help her (throwing stuff at Binky, calling 911 and eventually yanking the dumb-ass free). Binky managed to keep her shoe though, and was parading around with it in his mouth for the next few weeks.

Originally posted by Kayless

Binky managed to keep her shoe though, and was parading around with it in his mouth for the next few weeks.

lol! Well, *I* wouldn't go and try to take it from him.

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
lol! Well, *I* wouldn't go and try to take it from him.

Well if someone would have tried we could have had a second video for "When Animals Attack."

Avatar Update
It was bound to happen eventually. Behold the screaming Castor (from DCI #68) avatar.

Re: Awwww...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...you know COMMrade, I think the panda is the most appropriate avatar you ever came up with...



...oh, I get it...

...fishing for hugs too, you teddy (panda) bear.

Thanks, Mah. Hope he works out.


Hrm.....shhhhhhh!

@Kayless Heh...Fox....you really trust them?

@New Castor Avatar: I love it! Awesome av.

Re: Re: Awwww...

Originally posted by Tybaltus
@Kayless Heh...Fox....you really trust them?

Don't you?

Originally posted by Tybaltus
@New Castor Avatar: I love it! Awesome av.

I thought you guys would get a kick out of it.