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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:41 pm

Do people turn into booze if we stick them in the freezer like apple cider?

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:42 pm

They turn into snow men. Made of Cider!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:48 pm

Nah, they become Yetis.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:49 pm

Made of some kind of alcohol?

Yeltsu · Post by **Yeltsu** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:53 pm

Ok guys I am going on vacation now and I'll be away for two weeks

so don't dare stop spamming!

I won't bother to read any of it anyway

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:54 pm

No, they become half man half yetis. But they do look more like yetis and they doo drink more often.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:56 pm

Excellent.

And sasquatches?

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:58 pm

By Yeltsu, Have fun.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:03 pm

Sasquatches are from a monastic order that doesnt allow drinks. They only smoke. And not tobacco - they smoke cats. Yes, cats. They pick up the animal, kill it, dry it on the sun, make it in powder, and they do smoke it. Of course, they eat cat all the time. BTW, sasquatch is the name of the noise that they do when they use their paws to kill the cats. Poor kitten.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:05 pm

I used to smoke cats, I learnded what it does to your appendix though, so I haven't smoked a single one sence then.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:07 pm

Yeah, your esfincter gets... weird, I've been told. The effects of catsmoking on humans is a mistery since a very few people tried it.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:10 pm

You wouldn't think that sucha cute little animal could do so much harm...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:20 pm

Kitten's a bad pet. She dissapearededed.

Oh well, plenty more kitten's to play with.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:23 pm

Oh, I have my own kitten to play with, if shes in the mood of course.

Hey, has anyone noticed in episode 1 The Phantom Menace, that Qui gon gin (I know I spelt that wrong.) kinda hits on Anakins mother? And she does back?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:24 pm

Don't declaw the kitten, takes the fun out of things.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:25 pm

Lmao!!!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:27 pm

*coughs* Will need bandages though.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:49 pm

Wrap it up in the bandage, light and smoke.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:48 pm

The things said in this thread often worry me. What if some outsider reads this, eh? What'll he/she think of us?

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:49 pm

That we're a fun-loving crowd with no social inhibitions?

...Or that we're all higher then kites

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