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Do people turn into booze if we stick them in the freezer like apple cider?

They turn into snow men. Made of Cider!

Nah, they become Yetis.

Made of some kind of alcohol?

Ok guys I am going on vacation now and I'll be away for two weeks

so don't dare stop spamming!

I won't bother to read any of it anyway

No, they become half man half yetis. But they do look more like yetis and they doo drink more often.

Excellent.

And sasquatches?

By Yeltsu, Have fun.

Sasquatches are from a monastic order that doesnt allow drinks. They only smoke. And not tobacco - they smoke cats. Yes, cats. They pick up the animal, kill it, dry it on the sun, make it in powder, and they do smoke it. Of course, they eat cat all the time. BTW, sasquatch is the name of the noise that they do when they use their paws to kill the cats. Poor kitten.

I used to smoke cats, I learnded what it does to your appendix though, so I haven't smoked a single one sence then.

Yeah, your esfincter gets... weird, I've been told. The effects of catsmoking on humans is a mistery since a very few people tried it.

You wouldn't think that sucha cute little animal could do so much harm...

Kitten's a bad pet. She dissapearededed.

Oh well, plenty more kitten's to play with.

Oh, I have my own kitten to play with, if shes in the mood of course.


Hey, has anyone noticed in episode 1 The Phantom Menace, that Qui gon gin (I know I spelt that wrong.) kinda hits on Anakins mother? And she does back?

Don't declaw the kitten, takes the fun out of things.

Lmao!!!

*coughs* Will need bandages though.

Wrap it up in the bandage, light and smoke.

The things said in this thread often worry me. What if some outsider reads this, eh? What'll he/she think of us?

That we're a fun-loving crowd with no social inhibitions?

...Or that we're all higher then kites