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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:58 pm
by Juniper
[QUOTE=slade]"Now hes never in bed
And my stomach is made outa' spam
And it's all his my head
But she's touching his spam
Now he takes off her- shoe :rolleyes:
let me spam

And I just can't look its killing me
Ravs spams taking control
Jealousy, turning spam into pee :eek:
Swimming through spam lullabies
Choking on your spam alibis
But it's just the spam he pays
Destiny is calling him
Open up his spam eyes
'Cause hes Mr. Ravside" :rolleyes: :D [/QUOTE]


LOL.....very nice! :laugh:

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:58 pm
by Ravager
@Mag, here's the shocking part...we can say snap and it won't mean up to a hundred different things... :p

@Slade, Ahh, excellent! :cool: :D

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:59 pm
by slade
[QUOTE=Magrus]He's British, apparently they can get away with being faerie like there and not be called one?[/QUOTE]
well I didnt want to go as far as saying that :rolleyes: ....I really dont mind ;)
hello Mag

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:01 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Ravager]@Mag, here's the shocking part...we can say snap and it won't mean up to a hundred different things... :p [/QUOTE]

Lucky, I get into all sorts of trouble with my interests with all the macho boys. :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=slade]well I didnt want to go as far as saying that ....I really dont mind[/QUOTE]

Heh, I don't care either. I just know, if I say certain things, even in jest, I get "QUEER!" thrown my way. :rolleyes:

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:13 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Magrus]Lucky, I get into all sorts of trouble with my interests with all the macho boys. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE]

How's that connected with snap? :confused:
Or is it just one of those random tales? :D ;)

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:15 pm
by slade
[QUOTE=Magrus]Heh, I don't care either. I just know, if I say certain things, even in jest, I get "QUEER!" thrown my way. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE]
thats why I pointed it out for Rav....so no one would attack*nods* ;)

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:18 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=slade]thats why I pointed it out for Rav....so no one would attack*nods* ;) [/QUOTE]

If anyone accused my former PE teacher of that...or any of the many in the same profession that do the same thing (don't football managers do it too?), well, let's say the accuser wouldn't be going home in one piece... :laugh:

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:27 pm
by Aramant
At the bar last week some girl I've never even seen before asked me if I was gay. I said "Not if you don't count last night, no."

At the bar a couple of days ago, I was doing a pelvic thrust against my (male) friend's leg. To be fair, I was quite drunk, and had been up for about 38 hours. Oddly enough, it got me noticed by quite a significant number of girls, who for the rest of the night were checking me out and dancing with me.

It's not so much that I have any real opinion for or against homosexuality (I am heterosexual, though), but rather I don't care if I end up looking silly, so long as I'm having a good time or can get a laugh out of it.

P.S.: I just ate a few juniper berries a little while ago. <Insert perversions here.>

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:35 pm
by slade
[QUOTE=Aramant]At the bar last week some girl I've never even seen before asked me if I was gay. I said "Not if you don't count last night, no."

At the bar a couple of days ago, I was doing a pelvic thrust against my (male) friend's leg. To be fair, I was quite drunk, and had been up for about 38 hours. Oddly enough, it got me noticed by quite a significant number of girls, who for the rest of the night were checking me out and dancing with me.

It's not so much that I have any real opinion for or against homosexuality (I am heterosexual, though), but rather I don't care if I end up looking silly, so long as I'm having a good time or can get a laugh out of it.[/QUOTE]
smae here...lifes funnier that way....I forgot what I did once but some girl who was knew to the group...pointed out his he gay....and one of the girls started laughing and rolling on the floor :rolleyes: ....saying" Oscar couldnt be gay if he tried...probably the straightest one here and the probably one of the biggest pervs here...if you dont count porn..that would be Jose........by the way.....your wearing sandles...enjoy your day! "....and then she walks off :rolleyes:


@Aramant, how many does she have :o

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:35 pm
by Lestat
Oh well, at least you weren't French kissing him. Unlike some other people I know.


Spoiler
:o I was drunk, you hear me? :o :p ;)

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:39 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=slade]@Aramant, how many does she have :o [/QUOTE]
Just the right amount.
[QUOTE=Lestat]Oh well, at least you weren't French kissing him. Unlike some other people I know.[/QUOTE]
Not that I can recall, anyway.

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:42 pm
by Lestat
[QUOTE=Aramant]Not that I can recall, anyway.[/QUOTE]Trust me, it's not something you're likely to forget (or for others to let you forget).

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:42 pm
by Juniper
Whose kissing what? lol :laugh: ;)

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:47 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Juniper1028]Whose kissing what? lol :laugh: ;) [/QUOTE]
Berries!

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:51 pm
by slade
[QUOTE=Juniper1028]Whose kissing what? lol :laugh: ;) [/QUOTE]
your berries apparently :o :(

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:59 pm
by Juniper
whose got berries? :laugh:


@aramant....seems we've hijacked the song speak LOL :laugh:

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:00 pm
by ch85us2001
*twitches*

*SLAPS juni*

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:00 pm
by ch85us2001
[QUOTE=Juniper1028]whose got berries? :laugh:


@aramant....seems we've hijacked the song speak LOL :laugh:[/QUOTE]
MELLEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :p

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:02 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Juniper1028]whose got berries? :laugh:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Aramant]P.S.: I just ate a few juniper berries a little while ago. <Insert perversions here.>[/QUOTE]
;)
[QUOTE=Juniper1028]@aramant....seems we've hijacked the song speak LOL :laugh:[/QUOTE]
No one can compare with our borrowed musical genius!

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:04 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=ch85us2001]MELLEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :p [/QUOTE]

What about him? :confused: :p