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Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 12:08 am
by Vehemence
Air force SYM...
The president of the United States (Gruntboy) is tossed into peril, as his plane is high jacked by a group of terrorist’s lead by Hans Grubeger, (Xandax) a German speaking Middle Eastern madman from Porta Rico. Intent on getting the terrorist leader of his country (Darkpoet) freed from the prison in Germany, his violent struggle erupts in a furious battle between the president and himself.
Also starring:
Flagg as the Chief of Security: "We've got to get them more time!"
Chrissy as the Vice President: "Can we do that? It's not in the constitution!"
Brink as Tom Green, the President’s advisor: "I just don't know what to do Gruntboy!"
T'Lainya as The First Lady: "You despicable beast, you'll never get away with this!"
Gruntboy leads an all-star cast in this gripping terrorist adventure 10000 feet up. Can you stomach the ride???
....Coming to a Cinema near you....
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 12:11 am
by T'lainya
Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 12:54 am
by Xandax
Cool - I get to be a bad guy.
"Are you hungry - eat lead you capitalist(eehhh....oh well, it is acting) pig you"
Just a quick poll - how many wants the prez. dead?

- (Vote yes - or I'll nuke y'all

)
[ 05-14-2001: Message edited by: Xandax ]
Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 12:57 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by T'lainya:
<STRONG>LMAO..I just got a horrible mental picture of Grunt in the oval office with Monica Lewinsky and a box of cigars

</STRONG>
"I did not have improper relations with that box of cigars"
(Sorry grunt. - couldn't let that one slip

)
Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 1:00 am
by T'lainya
LMAO Xandax

Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 1:07 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by T'lainya:
<STRONG>LMAO Xandax

</STRONG>
I'll second that!
I do wonder how Grunt is going to react to this sudden fame?

Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 1:09 am
by T'lainya
With some semi x rated comment I would think

Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 1:41 am
by KidD01
With GB as the leading role I highly doubt the film can get PG 17 or semi R....I think they gonna get the film rated R

Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 1:54 am
by Brink
Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 2:34 am
by Xandax
I wanna wack somebody - eat lead y'all
"So Mr. President, I've got a present for you ......... This is a parachute...I've packed it myself - se if it fits BUWAHAHAHAAAHAAA"

, no I'm not crazy

Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 2:42 am
by Brink
Brink makes a phone call from the safety of the White House to the president :
"Mr. President,you should not take that parachute"
Half a minute later,
"On second thought,maybe you should take the parachute(*snicker*,with the president out of the window,Chrissy will be easily manipulated

)"
Another half a minute later,
"(Darn,I'm starting to feel guilty

) Mr. President,DO NOT TAKE THE PARACHUTE!!Forget what I said earlier"
Another half a minute later,
"(Hmm,with the president out of the window,I'll get the First Lady )Mr. President,please take the parachute,please,please,please

"
President finally replies:
"Make up your mind,should I take it or not??

"
Brink answers:
"I'm confused........

"
All this while,Xandax gets impatient.....
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 2:46 am
by Rail
LOL! @Brink- just don't get Xandax angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 2:52 am
by Brink
Chrissy snatches the phone away from Brink;
"Don't take the parachute,Mr. President.*looks around to make sure that the First Lady's not in the room*You know that I can't live without you.Who am I going to flirt with when you're not around here anymore......

"
Brink interjects;
"I'm here....."
Chrissy covers the mouthpiece of the phone;
"Dream on,loser"
Brink starts sulking..........
Meanwhile,Flagg can be seen pacing back and forth in his office;
"How am I going to make my move?Will she ever accept me??*looks at the bewildered generals staring at him*Oh,sorry 'bout that.Got distracted by that dinner promise I made to the First La.....erm,none of you heard that,do I make myself clear!!??

"
"Yes sir !!!

"
"Good,now shall we get back to the matter at hand??"
The story continues.......
[ 05-14-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 3:08 am
by Brink
Okay,before I continue the story,does anyone object to their characters in the movie??
Gruntboy,Flagg,Chrissy and T'lainya(o fair and lovely one

)-Is the story until now fine with all of you?
Darkpoet,Xandax-Is it alright if I include both of your characters in my future additions to the story?
*Note:This is Air Force SYM (Brink's version).I haven't seen the actual movie (Air Force One) so bear with me if there aren't many similarities between the two movies
[ 05-14-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]
Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 3:21 am
by Xandax
@Brink: sure - go ahead - I'll jump in with apropriate sarcastic remarks.
And as long as I get to wack some people - and (I'm a bad guy, so I guess I'll die - unless people - don't care about the prez.....hmmmm

) die a horrible messy death

Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 3:23 am
by Xandax
"Let's see - the parachute idea made the president become scizophrenic.... I wonder what happend - oh well, no change there

"
"Oh well....I think I'll be nice.....I'm releasing 3 hostagees, unfortunally for them....we are 10.000 feet in the air

")
Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 3:24 am
by Brink
Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 4:36 am
by Xandax
Diese sind meine Nachfragen:
(well it said in the intro that I was German speaking - actually I can't much german

, why the heck would I speak german :rolleyes
"These are my demands:
My glorius leader DarkPoet must be released from whatever he is hold in within the next 56 hours.....naa 48......hmmmm......36 no I don't want to be unfair - 24 hours"
"Otherwise I'll start killing hos....naa, been done - I'll blow up the plane....hmmm, not exciting enough....I'll crash the plane into china .... yeah - China - BUWAHAHAHAHAAAA - then you'll never see it again

"
Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 4:59 am
by Vehemence
I feel as director, I should offer some advice.
Brink: Your an advisor, torn between the honour of your president and the love of his wife... use it! Feel the conflict within!
Xandax: I should point out that you do actually have the president of the united states hostage

One would think that killing hostages would take a second seat to that minor detail.
And action!

Always wanted to say that
Bye the way people, T'lainya the fallen angel is playing tomorrow night. Don't miss that one

Posted: Mon May 14, 2001 6:04 am
by Brink