The hardest language
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2001 5:52 am
After reading the Japanese/Chinese is Harder thread, I thought we might want to broaden things a bit. What's the most difficult language to learn that you've encountered?
Everybody of course has their own perspective, based on their first, "hot-wired" language and later exposure. I've not tried Japanese or Chinese, though both seem formidable because of the amount of memorization required for the ideograms (and Japanese has, if I recall correctly, two different written languages). I've heard others call the Slavic tongues difficult because of unusual dipthongs, but I found Russian extremely easy--unfortunately, I had to give up learning it many years ago because of school.
Hungarian (which I've been exposed to for three weeks, on vacation) is damned difficult. Sure, English has a raft of exceptions that mock its rules, but Hungarian seems to flout commonsense most of the time. Those Magyars, enroute to their Promised Land from Siberia 1500 years ago, seem to have picked up the worst aspects of every linguistic system they encountered along their pillaging way. Umlauts are bad enough--but then, they also added the accent grave over the same letters. And then they decided to add double accent graves--well, you get the idea.
And somewhere they decided they liked the Slavic "shch" sound, but couldn't handle the "ch" part; so they created the "sszz" sound. They write "s," and pronounce it as "sh;" they write "sh," and pronounce it as "z." "Z" is pronounced--ah, but you're ahead of me: "s." "G" is pronounced "d." Vowel pronounciations in the first syllable change depending on whether the vowel in the second syllable is hard or soft.
But perhaps the oddest (and most endearing) feature of Hungarian is the way first syllables are usually accented, even if the syllable is "weak." In Romance, proto-Germanic and proto-Slavic languages, weak syllables aren't stressed, and their vowels are frequently short. In Hungarian they're stressed, but the weakness is shown by short vowels and moving over them quicker--as though an eighth-note were followed by a quarter note.
Yeah, I know this doesn't interest you, and I sound like I'm insane. So what's your point?
Everybody of course has their own perspective, based on their first, "hot-wired" language and later exposure. I've not tried Japanese or Chinese, though both seem formidable because of the amount of memorization required for the ideograms (and Japanese has, if I recall correctly, two different written languages). I've heard others call the Slavic tongues difficult because of unusual dipthongs, but I found Russian extremely easy--unfortunately, I had to give up learning it many years ago because of school.
Hungarian (which I've been exposed to for three weeks, on vacation) is damned difficult. Sure, English has a raft of exceptions that mock its rules, but Hungarian seems to flout commonsense most of the time. Those Magyars, enroute to their Promised Land from Siberia 1500 years ago, seem to have picked up the worst aspects of every linguistic system they encountered along their pillaging way. Umlauts are bad enough--but then, they also added the accent grave over the same letters. And then they decided to add double accent graves--well, you get the idea.
And somewhere they decided they liked the Slavic "shch" sound, but couldn't handle the "ch" part; so they created the "sszz" sound. They write "s," and pronounce it as "sh;" they write "sh," and pronounce it as "z." "Z" is pronounced--ah, but you're ahead of me: "s." "G" is pronounced "d." Vowel pronounciations in the first syllable change depending on whether the vowel in the second syllable is hard or soft.
But perhaps the oddest (and most endearing) feature of Hungarian is the way first syllables are usually accented, even if the syllable is "weak." In Romance, proto-Germanic and proto-Slavic languages, weak syllables aren't stressed, and their vowels are frequently short. In Hungarian they're stressed, but the weakness is shown by short vowels and moving over them quicker--as though an eighth-note were followed by a quarter note.
Yeah, I know this doesn't interest you, and I sound like I'm insane. So what's your point?