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The moderators try to stop it. Well actually only one, the rest are corrupt and spam also. I will not give names. Then you have the dealers who show the way of spam to the newbies. Again no names. And finally the spammers who are so addicted spam everything in sight. Nobody can stop it and everybodies addicted to it. Its a drug...
What spam does to you .

Today I come clean..

I'm a spam dealer, I push the spam to all the newbies I can.

I will seek help and hopefully be able to break this vile habit.

You're going to the pokey Weasel. Or perhaps I should call you by your street name, Pimp Master W head of the infamous Spam Cartel! Your days of corupting our youth are over! Take him away boys.

Gods, they caught Pimp Master W! And it was our own Weasel, too. Who would have thought..! I had him figured for just another spam-crazed derelict who spent his days dizzily roaming the garbage-covered streets, mooning rats, until the internet cafes opened.

Not too worry. The addicted spammers will come back for more. They'll get you out.

Hey me amigos,I got a nice shipment of spam arriving at the docks at midnight from my plantation in Columbia, where the greatest posters generate so much spam I can make a tidy profit from it.

So post away, your B.S. is making me rich.

Please do not refer to spam as B.S. It has its importances...

Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Gods, they caught Pimp Master W! And it was our own Weasel, too. Who would have thought..! I had him figured for just another spam-crazed derelict who spent his days dizzily roaming the garbage-covered streets, mooning rats, until the internet cafes opened. </STRONG>

My secret is out. Even though I'm the Pimp Master W doesn't mean I gave up my favorite pass time......Mooning rats

I'm actually an undercover agent for the S.E.A. (Spam Enforcement Agency). Pimp Master W is even more demented then our files originally indicated if he's going out and mooning rats! (fable too)

[ 07-09-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]

"You will not take me alive S.E.A. "

"Yes I will."

"Won't!"

(Simpson's humor)

Hi...my name is Leedogg, and i am an addict, Pimp Master W showed me the fields of Gamebanshee and from that moment on...I was hooked. I have tried to break free, but it has me in a vice. So, here I stand, a broken man. An Addict.



[ 07-10-2001: Message edited by: leedogg ]

I find lurking a much more devastating habbit.

that does suck. i was a lurker. Then i got involved and it was down hill from there. I think I knew there was no turning back when Waverly finally acknowledged my existence. he thought i was weasels alter-ego for quite a while, probably still thinks so .

Originally posted by leedogg:
<STRONG>that does suck. i was a lurker. Then i got involved and it was down hill from there. I think I knew there was no turning back when Waverly finally acknowledged my existence. he thought i was weasels alter-ego for quite a while, probably still thinks so .</STRONG>

Well you could very well be just that

You know, I thought at first that I would be a new breed of spammer, posting only funny, insightful posts. But then Weasel started leaving little "free samples" hanging on the knob of my front door. I tried one once, it left my hair so bouncy and full; then I tried another, and it really did taste better than the cereal that I had be eating. Now Weasel is starting to charge me for my "spam fix." I've already sold my cats. I may have to stoop to stealing. Leedog - where did you say Waverly parked his car? I am DOOMED.

@Gwalchmai, know what you mean, I started off being serious, and then I began receiving those damn samples as well. Oh well, at least I have two cats to sell if need be.

Oh, well. It keeps me off the streets....

Yeah, I hear it's safer to buy off people you know......although if Weasel is "safe" the streets must be a dangerous place indeed.

BTW, DW, my wife is interested in that anti-spam 12-step program and the 'Widows/Widowers to Gamebanshee Support Group' that you husband wants to start.