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You are entering... the Spamlight Zone

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 5:49 am
by Gruntboy
Der-der dun-dun, der-der du-dun.

That's right. Be mystified and horrified as you enter this strange and twisted place. You don't know where you're going or how you got here. Somehow you arrived in a place without form or identity and low on spam. How did it come to this? As you seek answers your senses will be bombarded with nothingness from the void. You will delve deeper in to the darkness and find no questions you aren't seeking. Rest assured, you will come across many strange things in this place. Bars with no patrons, flames with no fire, buckets, oranges, sock monkeys and little fellas that root in your pack.

Yes... you have entered... the Spamlight Zone... :eek:

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 5:53 am
by Xandax
Der-der dun-dun?????

I must have take a wrong turn somewhere - I don't belong in here :D

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 5:56 am
by Manveru
little fellas that root in your pack.
Maybe pit fiend familiar :D could be something good to root in the pack ?

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 5:59 am
by Gruntboy
Among the many weird things in the Zone are Xandax and Manveru.

Xandax finds many simple things simply beyond his comprehension - even basic motor function and breathing.

Manveru actually *likes* it when demonic little imps rummage in his pack...

Spooky... :eek:

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 6:02 am
by Waverly
Hey, how come whenever I am in the Spamlight zone GB has a five star rating and the Pope's member status is 'Moderator'?

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 6:04 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG><snip>Xandax finds many simple things simply beyond his comprehension - even basic motor function and breathing.
<sbip></STRONG>
Breathing - what is tha.....*gasp*....*hack*..*cough*..*gasp*

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 6:05 am
by Xandax
Hi Wav., Cool signature :D

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 6:05 am
by Gruntboy
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Hey, how come I give a five star rating to the Pope's member</STRONG>
I dunno. Whatever turns you on.

Also in the Zone, freaky visuo-spatial effects that make it look you wrote one thing, when really you wrote something else.

Shocking... :eek:

<That was cute BTW>

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 6:09 am
by Manveru
Manveru actually *likes* it when demonic little imps rummage in his pack...
I thought a long time about making pit fiend familiar :D .... yesss it would be so :cool: . This is my favourite monster in BG ;)

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 6:13 am
by Waverly
Hi Xandax, Thanks :D

BTW I do find it reassuring that in the Spamlight zone, Grunt wears pants... or is that a kilt? At any rate, the Spamlight Grunt doesn't lure stray dogs over to his house to make illicit love to them.

What I don't like is the fact that DP rules with an iron fist and flames with reckless abandon all who cross him :eek:

:)

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 6:15 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Hi Xandax, Thanks :D

BTW I do find it reassuring that in the Spamlight zone, Grunt wears pants <snip></STRONG>
Yeah - strange things are indeed happening :D

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 6:18 am
by Gruntboy
That is indeed wierd. And it is a kilt.

Hairy... :eek:

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 6:23 am
by Waverly
Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>That is indeed wierd. And it is a kilt.
</STRONG>
I didn't know they made black suede mini-kilts. They go nice with thigh high go-go boots though...

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 6:25 am
by Gruntboy
Heh. And I shaved my legs specially. No, wait, I do that *outside* the Zone.

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 6:26 am
by Darkpoet
:eek:

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 6:29 am
by Weasel
Der-der dun-dun, der-der du-dun.


And the Monkey rules the world. :eek:

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 6:29 am
by Gruntboy
Darkpoet floats by us through the void - formulaic equations whislte around his head whislt a supernova explodes up his arse.

Galactastic... :eek:

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 6:31 am
by Gruntboy
Its utter Chaos in here - even weasel is spamming in side the ZoNe that is LiGhT on spam! :D

Spamorific... :eek:

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 6:33 am
by Darkpoet
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :eek:

Posted: Wed May 16, 2001 6:38 am
by Weasel
The place where....you can spam all day.....till your computer breaks....which happens 24/7 in the Spam Zone. :eek:


Weaselic :eek: