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Dragon Wench's Home for the Depraved
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:36 pm
by dragon wench
Ooooooh my very first spam-dedicated topic!
Do your real life friends call you warped, sick, twisted or worse.....depraved? If so, this is the place for you. We have comfortable rooms lined with floor to ceiling, ten-inch thick padding, a tantalising electroshock therapy room, and ritual massage ministered by toned and svelt dancers.
Our bar offers such novelties as Triple Prozac c0cktails, Spammer's Bikini Rippers, and for those of you with more specialized tastes......The Fuzzy Handcuff Shooter.
Open twenty-four hours, come in, relax and unwind with friends who accept you for what you are and understand the creative workings of your mind.
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:38 pm
by Mr Sleep
Damn i am going to miss this
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:39 pm
by Darkpoet
Darkpoet sticks his head in the door.
"Am I allowed in, or am I too sane?"
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:41 pm
by dragon wench
DP, it's people like you to whom this post is dedicated.
[ 07-12-2001: Message edited by: dragon wench ]
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:42 pm
by Darkpoet
Walking in.
Well, why didn't you just say so.
Wait, am I that bad?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:44 pm
by T'lainya
Peers in, looks at Dp and says Yes you are
..then runs
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:45 pm
by Darkpoet
Before T could get any further. Three people in white coats, drag and throw her back in the door.
Guinness?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:48 pm
by Gwalchmai
You know, I saw the title of this thread and thought it said
"Come to Dragon Wench's Home and Be Depraved," so I ran right over.
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:50 pm
by Weasel
warped [check]
sick [check]
twisted [check]
depraved [check]
I passed all the test, what do I win?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:50 pm
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
<STRONG>You know, I saw the title of this thread and thought it said
"Come to Dragon Wench's Home and Be Depraved," so I ran right over.
</STRONG>
Have a seat, DW will take everything from you in a minute.
Here friend have a Guinness.
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:53 pm
by Gwalchmai
Ahhhh...
*pssshhiittt*
Double Ahhhh...
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:54 pm
by T'lainya
LOL Dp thanks for the guinness
@Weasel..you wina pretty white coat with real long sleeves and a nice supply of pretty little pills
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:55 pm
by Darkpoet
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>warped [check]
sick [check]
twisted [check]
depraved [check]
I passed all the test, what do I win?</STRONG>
A bag of cookies and Waverly will sit on your lap.
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:58 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by T'lainya:
<STRONG>LOL Dp thanks for the guinness
@Weasel..you wina pretty white coat with real long sleeves and a nice supply of pretty little pills
</STRONG>
Woooooooo It's my lucky day
Pills first please
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:58 pm
by dragon wench
Hello everyone, so glad you could make it. I don't know if you noticed the menu but we have some special house drinks, can I interest anyone?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 5:01 pm
by Darkpoet
I'll have a fuzzy handcuff.
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 5:03 pm
by dragon wench
Dragon Wench hands DP a fuzzy hand cuff. I always suspected that you had more um.....exotic tastes.
[ 07-12-2001: Message edited by: dragon wench ]
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 5:05 pm
by Weasel
Spammer's Bikini Rippers sounds like it has my name written all over it.
I will take two.
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 5:05 pm
by Georgi
Ummm, so is there anyone on SYM who
doesn't qualify for this place?
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2001 5:10 pm
by dragon wench
@ Weasel, here you go 2 Spammer's Bikini Rippers.
Would that be with or without the string?
@Georgi, there probably are people on SYM that don't qualify, but they keep a low profile. I say we find them and corrupt them. Resistance is futile.