Jedi Correspondance training......
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2001 3:15 pm
Yes, you read correctly. For a simple, one time fee of only $999.00 You too can tap into the power of the force to improve your lives in ways unimaginable. This ages old discipline, once reserved for only a select few, is now open to the general public. Just think of the possibilities.
Lifting the skirt of that hot babe in your English class at will. Never have to wait for the wind or hang around the bottom of stair wells again.
Increase your reputation as a lover using the old Jedi Mind trick. Yes, you can make her believe you actually WERE the best she has ever had. We guarrentee it, after all, if she's sleeping with you in the first place, her mind is DEFINATLY weak enough to be influenced.
Be able to see into the future to find out exactly what will be on your final, not what the instructor lied and told you would be.
These are just a few of the things you won't be able to believe that you can do, just by ordering this proven method.
Just listen to these testimonies.
"Short green loser I was, after course I took, pointy eared babe magnet I became. jedi training I thank. Much nookie I have now" Yoda
I used to talk so much, I could barly catch my breath. But after giving in to the dark side, my body deteriorated to the point I had to be equiped with a breathing apparatus. Now I talk and breath AT THE SAME TIME!" Darth Vader
"I used to be just a normal, everyday plowboy with a crush on my sister, but after Jedi Training, I am now a famous celebrity with a crush on my sister, but at least I can contain the impulse now." Luke Skywalker.
Act now, supplys are limited, and in certain countries, we will not be at the same location for long, due to backwards government restrictions.
make all checks and money orders payable to Bloodstalker Enterprises. Credit cards excepted, just give us your number and we will bill you for ONLY the amount of the course. And you can trust us, after all, you'll be a Jedi, and capable of hunting us down and killing us all.
Hurry now. Operators are standing by!
1-976-Jedinow!!!!!!!
Lifting the skirt of that hot babe in your English class at will. Never have to wait for the wind or hang around the bottom of stair wells again.
Increase your reputation as a lover using the old Jedi Mind trick. Yes, you can make her believe you actually WERE the best she has ever had. We guarrentee it, after all, if she's sleeping with you in the first place, her mind is DEFINATLY weak enough to be influenced.
Be able to see into the future to find out exactly what will be on your final, not what the instructor lied and told you would be.
These are just a few of the things you won't be able to believe that you can do, just by ordering this proven method.
Just listen to these testimonies.
"Short green loser I was, after course I took, pointy eared babe magnet I became. jedi training I thank. Much nookie I have now" Yoda
I used to talk so much, I could barly catch my breath. But after giving in to the dark side, my body deteriorated to the point I had to be equiped with a breathing apparatus. Now I talk and breath AT THE SAME TIME!" Darth Vader
"I used to be just a normal, everyday plowboy with a crush on my sister, but after Jedi Training, I am now a famous celebrity with a crush on my sister, but at least I can contain the impulse now." Luke Skywalker.
Act now, supplys are limited, and in certain countries, we will not be at the same location for long, due to backwards government restrictions.
make all checks and money orders payable to Bloodstalker Enterprises. Credit cards excepted, just give us your number and we will bill you for ONLY the amount of the course. And you can trust us, after all, you'll be a Jedi, and capable of hunting us down and killing us all.
Hurry now. Operators are standing by!
1-976-Jedinow!!!!!!!
*shudders at the thought*
