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I was sitting and playing Icewind Dale with a friend (Aurora) while trying to think of new ways to make money without having to actually work. I mean, one can borrow money from men only so long before they start annoying you with their increasingly incessant demands...

After Aurora again left two out of her three characters behind, leading her little halfling main character to a slaughter, I came up with a brilliant plan.

I am going to auction my friend.

That's right!

I know, the rush to take part in this once in a lifetime deal is hard to resist, I mean, when was the last time a maiden was put up for auction?

But there's more!

Let's list her qualifications:

She's a cutie (some of you know her as the blonde in my picture dubbed 'Charlies Angels'. If you haven't seen this picture, it's because I think you're a pervert and don't want you to see what my innocent friends look like.)

She also gives very good massages, and has good staying power. Other friends stop after two or three hours, but not Aurora.

And the kicker is that she's such a sweet person, that she can be easily lead to take part in many a dastardly deed.

So, what are the offers? *waits for the money to start pouring in*

Oh, and no using her for disgusting and perverted experiments. *looks towards half the members of the board*

(What this REALLY is, is an introduction to my friend, I got her to join Game Banshee)

P.S. I lied, and said there were nice normal people here...I hope this cover isn't blown for at least the first few posts.

LMAO!! well welcome to Aurora

Any friend of Viv's is a friend of mine, so please don't feel offended if I don't put in a monetary bid

[ 01-20-2002: Message edited by: Yshania ]

Originally posted by Vivien:
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I am going to auction my friend.
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What?! Let me strongly protest. Try any such thing and I'll send my halfing after you!

Originally posted by Aurora:
<STRONG>What?! Let me strongly protest. Try any such thing and I'll send my halfing after you! </STRONG>

Your halfling was weak, much like you

She also got lost easily and couldn't make it through doors. I think I'll be just fine

LOL!! how sad, to put a price on friendship!!

Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>LMAO!! well welcome to Aurora

Any friend of Viv's is a friend of mine, so please don't feel offended if I don't put in a monetary bid

[ 01-20-2002: Message edited by: Yshania ]</STRONG>

Thank you for the welcome! The less bids the better. Maybe my "friend" will see the error of her ways.

@Aurora, I think she is fully aware of the reactions her post will bring you follow in the footsteps of a formidable reputation!!!

Take care in there j/k

Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>LOL!! how sad, to put a price on friendship!! </STRONG>

It's really for HER that I do this.

After I make millions, she can come be my kitchen helper She'll like the whole 'helping Vivien' part, so it's all good

Originally posted by Vivien:
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Your halfling was weak, much like you

She also got lost easily and couldn't make it through doors. I think I'll be just fine </STRONG>

WEll...I think my honor was just insulted. I seem to remeber many arm wrestling contests, even some two arm versus one, where "someone" was soundly beaten by *ahem* my superior arm strength.

She's a cutie (some of you know her as the blonde in my picture dubbed 'Charlies Angels'. If you haven't seen this picture, it's because I think you're a pervert and don't want you to see what my innocent friends look like.)

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!

reconsiders, see's how Viv may have gotten the wrong idea about him.....

Actually, Welcome to SYM. If you ladies would accept my uncharacteristic good will, feel free to make your way to my tavern. In light of the occasion, drinks will be free.

*Offer available for a limited time only, untilI get over this generosity thingie*

*sniff*

*sniff-sniff*

I smell new blood....

*stalks into the room, and circles Aurora*

.... Hello....

[ 01-20-2002: Message edited by: Aegis ]

Posted by Viv -

It's really for HER that I do this.

Ohhhhkay! Now I get it..she aspires to be your handmaiden? poor girl you intend to take her into Waverly's court?

Originally posted by Aurora:
<STRONG>WEll...I think my honor was just insulted. I seem to remeber many arm wrestling contests, even some two arm versus one, where "someone" was soundly beaten by *ahem* my superior arm strength.</STRONG>

Listen, I thought it was agreed that my two arms vs your one makes it almost fair. Truly fair is all of my body weight and maybe biting to ensure that I win

Besides , you cheated all those times, I don't know how, but you did.

*mutters to herself about friends using steroids and being able to lift ten pound weights*

@Aurora, Welcome!!

Sounds like Vivien is challenging you! Since you new here, we'll be glad to help you out.

well, now it appears we know how to bring people out of lurk mode.

Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>Listen, I thought it was agreed that my two arms vs your one makes it almost fair. Truly fair is all of my body weight and maybe biting to ensure that I win

Besides , you cheated all those times, I don't know how, but you did.

*mutters to herself about friends using steroids and being able to lift ten pound weights*</STRONG>

Vivien, are you going to take that from a friend? I think you should auction her off for even less now... Or better yet! Give her to Wankerly!

Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>@Aurora, I think she is fully aware of the reactions her post will bring you follow in the footsteps of a formidable reputation!!!

Take care in there </STRONG>

Reputation? Me? Why you shock me

I am a model of virtue

Bloodstalker,

Well...your name

Thanks for the invite. She's still a newbie, it's taking her forever to finish her posts, so it might take her a bit to leave this thread

Okay... I'm opening the books...

Now, the first bet... How long will it take her to become a spammer! I got 1 week! Any takers?

*laughs* a model of virtue! that is what disturbs me...our friends in here have still not seen through this disguise!

Don't say that Aegis!

Waverly would only make her one of thse wenches in the tavern that I turned down, thus forcing me to regret my desicion and through myself from a rooftop somewhere.