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The club for the self obsessed narcissist who drinks ****tails

This is for all those doubters and beleivers adjust your receivers (ISP's Weasel ), just a thought with all this coffee house nonesense why can't we have a club for the Batemen's of our generation

Somewhere to go get a drink have sex with gorgeous women and then snort lots of coke so much so that the gristle in our noses disintegrates, we can have banging parties the type not seen since the 80's....

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"It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing....."

"It's not that i am lazy it is that i just don't care"

".....apart from the obvious madness"

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Found this no reference to current topic but very amusing none the less, Grunt must be using some serious bandwidth

I think you should have payed attention to that C-O-C-K thing, the one with the tail. And... let the people have their porn. It's how things work, and Le Grunt is definitely not the excemption - looks to me that the rule is "internet=sex" for most of the people. Especially the teenagers (who don't get much Pus in real life) and the over 40 depressed married people.

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Ubik
Elder God B.P. Pervert

Originally posted by Ubik:
I think you should have payed attention to that C-O-C-K thing, the one with the tail. And... let the people have their porn. It's how things work, and Le Grunt is definitely not the excemption - looks to me that the rule is "internet=sex" for most of the people. Especially the teenagers (who don't get much Pus in real life) and the over 40 depressed married people.

What about Waverly's brain??? Might have to study it more. Can you do that Sleep??

@Darkpenis: you have finally burned yourself with those matches, tosser

@Sleep: people are sick, Waverly being no exception (though not among the sickest.)

Do you think society causes that sickness or is it Gruntboy or maybe Ubik

@Sleep seriously? It's society; but not in the way that you might think. Society doesn't cause our baser urges, but rather society's tendancy to necessitate repressing these urges (which are hard wired from the get-go) causes them to manifest themselves in strange ways. ie Lust is a useful tool for perpetuating the species...but force people to hide it, deny it, associate feeling of guilt with it...and next thing you know you have Grunty snickering at T!t jokes

BTW check page one of the grey griffin, I invited you to share your view on evolution

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So you think that if we were just more accepting and lived in less denial things would run smoother....or am i reading too much into what you said

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
So you think that if we were just more accepting and lived in less denial things would run smoother....or am i reading too much into what you said

That wouldn't be a bad start, but I don't think we can live in large civilized societies and be totally uninhibitted...that's a recipe for disaster. There's a reason the statement, "Do what thou wilt," is considered dangerous.

I guess there is a tricky balance required: pretend we are not animals = disaster. Act like animals = disaster.


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Although the whole mating ritual thing might become fascinating.

Seriously, there is a large proportion of society that are geared towards a war we are not going to have, if one looks at the change of society since the last war you can see an upturn in crime.

Maybe that's where the war is.

@Sleep: Mating is always exhilerating, if not fascinating

People love to mark their territory...Also love to establish a pecking order. You see where the analogy is heading, but in fact I think wolves are a bit more organized

I am gone goodbye one and all i have a dental appointment

See ya Sleep

Did someone move my puffins from the 5 Flagons before it got shut down? Are they in here, or in the Fleece & Firkin?


I hate missing the week-ends in here, I can't protect myself from the flames for two whole days...then I find out later that someone has either eaten my friends, attacked me with Duct Tape or shocked my monkey.

Actually, nothing happened to your puffins. I think Minerva has them. You didn't even get flamed.

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
I think Minerva has them.

Dernhelm: That's a relief, I had hoped they wouldn't get locked in the pub, or eaten by Waverly's p.ussy.



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@Foul: goodmorning Check page one of the fleece and firkin: no animals...

Waverly: Good morning to you. Seems you've been busy this weekend, opening up a few clubs it seems, making any profits?

I'm guessing the Grey Griffin will fail as a business, as sex & spam will beat out general relativity and quantum mechanics every day.

@Foul: my goal is to merge the two and indulge in quantum filth