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Official 23rd Annual Fish Slapping Tournament
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:42 pm
by Vehemence
COME ONE, COME ALL!!!
The 23rd Annual Fish Slapping Tournament is about to begin. Signup forms can be found at the front desk.
Name:
Fish of choice:
Favourite Manoeuver:
Rank:
Greatest winning streak:
Entry closes soon.
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:45 pm
by Aegis
Name: Aegis
Fish of Choice: Dual Wield Sturgeon and Salmon
Favorite Manuevre: Charging overhead/lateral swipe
Rank: Grand Master of the Fish
Greatest Winning Streaks: 10 matchs in a row
Oh yeah, I'm ready for you Veh...
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:53 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Oh yeah, I'm ready for you Veh...
</STRONG>
Oh you think so?
Name: Vehemence the Almighty
Fish of Choice: White Whale
Favourite Manoeuver: The Moby Flick
Rank: Supreme Fish Slapper
Greatest Winning Streak: never loses
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:55 pm
by Aegis
Yeah, but Veh... In order to lose, you must actually fight
SMACK
SMACK
*Hits Veh with both fish, disarming him, and knocking him to the ground*
*Wins round one*
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:59 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Yeah, but Veh... In order to lose, you must actually fight
SMACK
SMACK
*Hits Veh with both fish, disarming him, and knocking him to the ground*
*Wins round one*
</STRONG>
Eh-hem... the competition doesn't start for a while yet grasshopper
Picks up his whale, upon the upward momentum, slaps Aegis six ways from sunday leaving him dazed and confused worse than his nights with Grunt
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:02 pm
by average joe
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Eh-hem... the competition doesn't start for a while yet grasshopper
Picks up his whale, upon the upward momentum, slaps Aegis six ways from sunday leaving him dazed and confused worse than his nights with Grunt
</STRONG>
at least you didn't send him into orbit this time
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:05 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>at least you didn't send him into orbit this time
</STRONG>
The day is still young
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:06 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>at least you didn't send him into orbit this time
</STRONG>
There's still time...
@Veh you're not playing by the rules, hon, don't you know a whale's not a fish?
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:08 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>There's still time...
@Veh you're not playing by the rules, hon, don't you know a whale's not a fish?
</STRONG>
Yes, but i've been upgraded to mammal class
I still say I could beat him with a pair of sardines
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:15 pm
by average joe
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Yes, but i've been upgraded to mammal class
I still say I could beat him with a pair of sardines
</STRONG>
now that i'd like to see....look at him georgi. you give the guy a little support and he gets all puffed up on himself
[ 08-17-2001: Message edited by: average joe ]
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:16 pm
by Aegis
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
*Repeatilly hits Veh on the head with his fish*
Whales are not Fish! They're Mammals!
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:21 pm
by Vehemence
Aha! I'm still standing! Slighty woozy... but I'm still standing.
*throws the whale off to the side and takes out his enchanted sardines of poking +1*
A quick poke to the eyes and Aegis is cursing more than a true anime lover at a pokemon factory.
Take that!
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:24 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>I still say I could beat him with a pair of sardines
</STRONG>
@AJ You know, I'd quite like to see that too...
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:24 pm
by average joe
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Aha! I'm still standing! Slighty woozy... but I'm still standing.
*throws the whale off to the side and takes out his enchanted sardines of poking +1*
A quick poke to the eyes and Aegis is cursing more than a true anime lover at a pokemon factory.
Take that!
</STRONG>
that would have been the perfect moment to pull out the "have at you!" line, complete with the monty python dialects and everything
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:28 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>
that would have been the perfect moment to pull out the "have at you!" line, complete with the monty python dialects and everything</STRONG>
Like I said, the day is still young
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:29 pm
by Aegis
SMACK
*Aegis knocks the sardines out of Veh's hand using his Sturgeon of Power +3*
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:31 pm
by average joe
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Like I said, the day is still young
</STRONG>
well, just make sure i'm around for the classic moment
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:43 pm
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>
SMACK
*Aegis knocks the sardines out of Veh's hand using his Sturgeon of Power +3*
</STRONG>
Uses the force to grab the sardines back and Pokes aegis in the ear with the sardine. Before belting him solidly with the other
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:53 pm
by Aegis
*Aegis's Brilliant Red Toga protects him against the sardine*
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
*Return three attacks at Veh, knocking him to the ground*
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:54 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Uses the force to grab the sardines back and Pokes aegis in the ear with the sardine. Before belting him solidly with the other
</STRONG>
*cheering from the sidelines*
