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Movie Lines
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 10:09 am
by Nippy
What lines from movies can you corrupt by inserting the word spam more than once.
"I can sense a disturbance in the spam"
Any others, post 'em up!
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 10:27 am
by Weasel
Rommel, you magnificent spamster! I read your book!
Rommel, you magnificent (EDIT)! I read your spam!
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 10:51 am
by Minerva
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a spam."
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 11:03 am
by Nippy
"I see spam people" Weaseal I told you to stop sneaking on movie sets!
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 12:29 pm
by Georgi
The Matrix:
Tank - "So what do you need, besides a miracle?
Neo - "Spam. Lots of spam"
Morpheus - "Unfortunately, no one can be told what spam is. You have to see it for yourself."
Star Wars Trilogy:
Obi-Wan Kenobi - "The Spam is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together."
Obi-wan Kenobi - "You will never find a more wretched hive of spam and villainy. We must be cautious."
Obi-Wan Kenobi - "The Spam can have a strong influence on a weak mind."
Darth Vader - "I find your lack of spam disturbing."
Darth Vader - "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Spam."
Yoda - "Judge me by my spam, do you?"
Yoda - "Try not. Spam... or spam not. There is no try."
Moff Jerjerrod - "The Emperor's coming here?"
Darth Vader - "That is correct, Commander. And, he is most displeased with your apparent lack of spam."
[ 06-25-2001: Message edited by: Georgi ]
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 1:16 pm
by Nippy
ROFLMAO Georgi!
"May the spam be with you"
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 1:22 pm
by Gwalchmai
"Soylent Green is SPAM!!!"
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 1:27 pm
by Dangerous10K
Termanator 1
Hey you cant do that mister
(arnold loading shotgun)
Arnold:Spam
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 1:30 pm
by Georgi
"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a spammer. I coulda been somebody..."
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 1:37 pm
by Nippy
"Go ahead... Make my spam"
Men In Black (the c0ckroach scene)
Will Smith: "Where you going?"
Tommy Lee Jones: "I'm gonna get my spam back"
Dives into c0ckroach mouth
[ 06-25-2001: Message edited by: Nippy ]
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 1:38 pm
by Gwalchmai
Gort! Klaatu, Barada, Spamto!
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 2:17 pm
by Georgi
"Spam has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that spam doesn't solve anything is mearly wishful thinking at its worst!" (Starship Troopers)
"At my signal, unleash spam."
"I am required to spam, so I spam. That is enough."
"He will bring them spam, and they will love him for it."
"We who are about to spam salute you."
"Today I saw a spammer become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome."
(Gladiator)
[ 06-25-2001: Message edited by: Georgi ]
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 2:23 pm
by Nippy
Damn Georgi, how many films do you watch?
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 2:30 pm
by Weasel
Col. Nathan R. Jessup: "You want spam?"
Daniel Kaffee: "I think I'm entitled."
Col. Nathan R. Jessup: "You want spam?"
Daniel Kaffee: "I want the spam!"
Col. Nathan R. Jessup: "You can't handle the spam!"
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 2:34 pm
by fable
Laureen Bacall, in To Have and Have Not:
"You know how to spam, doncha? You just pucker your lips...and blow."
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 2:43 pm
by Weasel
Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore: "You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Spam, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of Spam in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill Spammed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that Spam smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end..."
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 2:46 pm
by Gwalchmai
Let my Spammers go!
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 2:47 pm
by scully1
"Secret's in the spam." Fried Green Tomatoes
"Oh Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the spam." Now, Voyager
"LOOK, MOTHER! SPAM!! ooohhh...SPAM!!!" Psycho
"I'm not bad. I just spam that way." Who Framed Roger Rabbit
"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a spammy night." All About Eve
"Your eyes are full of spam, Forty-one. That's good. Spam keeps a man alive." Ben-Hur
[ 06-25-2001: Message edited by: loner72 ]
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 2:54 pm
by Weasel
Kingpins
ESPN Announcer: "So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?"
Roy: "Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Spamming. Lot a spamming."
ESPN Announcer: "I see. Well, are you still spamming?"
Roy: "No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?"
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2001 3:01 pm
by Weasel
GhostBusters
[Dana, possessed by "The Gatekeeper," answers the door.]
Dana: "Are you the spammaster?"
Venkman: "Not that I know of."
[She slams the door in his face. Venkman knocks again.]
Dana: "Are you the spammaster?"
Venkman: "Yes! Actually I'm a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here."