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Hi guys, I'm Robert.

I play "Fable: The Lost Chapter", and I beat that game while I play as a hero instead of play as a villain.

When I play "Fable 2", it is much better than "Fable" & "Fable: The Lost Chapter", because it was available on Xbox360, and it has online play.

When I play "Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion", it is much better than the Morrowind version, because I thought it is frustrating .

Until I play "Fallout 3", and it was better than "Mass Effect" and it was the best RPG/Shooting game what I've ever played.

I am very pleased with this site, because it has guides for the RPG & MMORPG games.

And also, if I had a business, I'll be very pleased with the forum rules, because I can use the "Banshee Classifieds forum" to advertise (but I don't know where it is).

As long as I follow the forum rules in this forum, I promise to obey the forum rules, so I'll come back to this forum whatever I want.

Great to hear that Robert!

Welcome to GB-SYM!

Hello and welcome to the forums.

Greetings Robert! Welcome to SYM!

For the first part of your initiation we will be subjecting you to a series of rigorous tests:

1. What, in your estimation, is the best name you can lavish upon a cherished pet?

2. Do you prefer lasagna, chicken tandoori or poutine? Please provide your reasons in a detailed three paragraph essay.

3. Hobbits, Gnomes or Dwarves?

4. When backed into a corner do you?:
a) hurl obscenities at your attackers?
b) have a temper tantrum?
c) lash out desperately with any weapon you have handy?
d) provide an aerobics demonstration?
e) enter a trans-like state?

5. Would you rather expound upon Being and Nothingness or Being and Time?


These are just the first five questions, I leave it to my esteemed fellow cohorts to provide you with the remainder.

Welcome Robert

Btw, i had no idea our welcoming committee greeted people with intimidating questionnaires. Scarier than college sorority initiation.

It is called hazing.
Rule #1: never trust a welcome committee.

There is a reason DW asked question #4: she is trying to sniff out your weakest spots before launching the major offensive.

Welcome, MaxfireXSA.

So what's your opinion on the Eternal Question? Which came first: the chicken, or the tandoor?

dragon wench wrote:Greetings Robert! Welcome to SYM!

For the first part of your initiation we will be subjecting you to a series of rigorous tests:

1. What, in your estimation, is the best name you can lavish upon a cherished pet?

Well, my name's not Robert, but since he never reacted to your friendly questionaire, I think I'll take the liberty of answering for myself...

"Tits" or alternatively "Sex". It's the perfect excuse to shout that name down the street...any street....anytime...

dragon wench wrote: 2. Do you prefer lasagna, chicken tandoori or poutine? Please provide your reasons in a detailed three paragraph essay.

Lasagna.
If you want any reason - read some "Garfield" comics. I don't want to plagiate Jim Davis here...

dragon wench wrote:
3. Hobbits, Gnomes or Dwarves?

Depends. Are we talking about CRPGs here or about a foursome from your (somewhat creepy) (erotic?) fantasies ?

dragon wench wrote: 4. When backed into a corner do you?:
a) hurl obscenities at your attackers?
b) have a temper tantrum?
c) lash out desperately with any weapon you have handy?
d) provide an aerobics demonstration?
e) enter a trans-like state?

f) Get drunk/stoned/otherwise intoxicated and try to get perpetrator

to (g) strip off her clothes and streak through the neighborhood, if female
OR
to (h) join the drinking/toking/otherwise intoxication and the following harrassment of any females in the vincinity, if male.

dragon wench wrote: 5. Would you rather expound upon Being and Nothingness or Being and Time?

Whatever you'd like to hear, my dear. Honestly !
If you're ready to (see 4. g), I'm ready to tell you anything...

No worries, you know [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/speak-your-mind-16/history-of-the-rolling-thunder-no-spam-19749.html#post319614"]ma 'istory[/url]

Beldin

I like the way Beldin thinks.....
especially the optional answers to # 4...:laugh:

and yes, Lady D's advice ..needs to be taken to heart...

BlueSky wrote:I like the way Beldin thinks.....

You're a man of taste, then...

Well met !

MaxfireXSA wrote: As long as I follow the forum rules in this forum, I promise to obey the forum rules

I like the way you think.

Pity the fella. 1st he gets intimidated, then thread jacked. And he was never heard of again. The End.

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:Pity the fella. 1st he gets intimidated, then thread jacked. And he was never heard of again. The End.

Buck maintains a small tropical island where all newcomers who start threads and lose control of them may go. All they have to do is sign a little contract, and they're wisked off forever to a place where seafood, palm trees, heavy rum, and nubile natives exist in harmony.

The only condition is that they are never allowed to post on GameBanshee, ever again.

So there have been very takers of this arrangement, as I'm sure you can understand.

So theres no chance I can't take up with the island arrangement?? We could always erase all my posts

Claudius wrote:So theres no chance I can't take up with the island arrangement?? We could always erase all my posts

You don't really want that, believe me.

What fable did NOT mention is the fact that:

The "tropical island" is a nuclear waste dump, and the girls only look good, if you're into the 3-legs-8-fingers-and-no-teeth variety.

Apart from that, your testicles fall off after aprox. 6 months, due to radiation poisoning.

He's correct about the drinks, though.

So you might want to think about that offer.

Never forget that "BuckGB" was named "Buck Satan" in the earlier days of this forum. So his idea of "paradise" is likely not the same as yours....

No worries,

Beldin

Beldin wrote:What fable did NOT mention is the fact that:

The "tropical island" is a nuclear waste dump, and the girls only look good, if you're into the 3-legs-8-fingers-and-no-teeth variety.

Apart from that, your testicles fall off after aprox. 6 months, due to radiation poisoning.

As no one has ever esca...wanted to leave the island, because of its beauty, how would you know?

Never forget that "BuckGB" was named "Buck Satan" in the earlier days of this forum. So his idea of "paradise" is likely not the same as yours....

Buck was forced to change his name when Dick Cheney sued him for copyright infringement. It's true.

Beldin wrote:The "tropical island" is a nuclear waste dump, and the girls only look good, if you're into the 3-legs-8-fingers-and-no-teeth variety.

I was under the impression they were of the rotting Fallout non-feral ghoul type. Or was i mistaken?

dragon wench wrote:Greetings Robert! Welcome to SYM!

For the first part of your initiation we will be subjecting you to a series of rigorous tests:

1. What, in your estimation, is the best name you can lavish upon a cherished pet?

2. Do you prefer lasagna, chicken tandoori or poutine? Please provide your reasons in a detailed three paragraph essay.

3. Hobbits, Gnomes or Dwarves?

4. When backed into a corner do you?:
a) hurl obscenities at your attackers?
b) have a temper tantrum?
c) lash out desperately with any weapon you have handy?
d) provide an aerobics demonstration?
e) enter a trans-like state?

5. Would you rather expound upon Being and Nothingness or Being and Time?


These are just the first five questions, I leave it to my esteemed fellow cohorts to provide you with the remainder.

I would be glad to answer it.

1. I don't know, maybe a Dragon or Tiger.
2. Lasagna, because I love the flavor of the tomato sauce and meat.
3. Depends which is the best, but I'll say Dwarves.
4. C, because I use my hands and feet as my protection when I do some "Karate" and "Krav Maga".
5. "Being and Time".

fable wrote:Buck maintains a small tropical island where all newcomers who start threads and lose control of them may go. All they have to do is sign a little contract, and they're wisked off forever to a place where seafood, palm trees, heavy rum, and nubile natives exist in harmony.

The only condition is that they are never allowed to post on GameBanshee, ever again.

This is what they called being 'permabanned', isnt it?

Fiberfar wrote:This is what they called being 'permabanned', isnt it?

No, perma-paradised.