Joke
Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2002 7:39 pm
I really liked this joke, I LMAO after I readind it, so I wanted to share it with you guys. Sorry if you already read it...
So here it is
Title: "Got Screwed by a Blonde"
A male scholar sat next to a beautiful blonde on an airplane. By his "social instincts", he figured that she was not very bright. Since he had nothing to do, he tried to start a conversation with her.
"Hi!" said the scholar, enthusiastically.
"Hey" the woman replied.
"Are you bored?" asked the man.
"Kind of, yeah..."
"I have a great idea, why don't we play a game of questions and answer. We take turns asking questions and then try to answer them. When one of us can't answer it, the loser pays five dollars."
"Nah, I'll pass." replied the blonde.
"Oh common, I'll raise my penalty to ten dollars and yours fives dollars, still." the scholar said as he tries to tempt her with greed.
After a while of annoyance from the man, the blonde finally gives in and decides to play when the scholars penalty is five hundred dollars, while her's was still five.
"I'm only going to play one round of five questions, I really want to take a nap." said the blonde.
"That's fine with me. Let's start, you can go first, since you are the lady."
"Fine, first question, what is the tallest mountain in the world?" asked the blonde.
"Easy, Mt. Everest. My turn, what is the distance from earth to the moon in miles?" asked the man.
"I don't know." said the blonde and reached in her purse for five dollars.
After answering incorrectly for four questions, while the scholar answered all four of her questions correct, it is her last question and the last turn for both of them.
"OK, last question from me and I'm going to sleep, what is something that goes up to a moutain in the morning with two legs and comes down with exactly forty-five thousand, three hundred, fifty-four legs in the afternoon?"
Shocked by the complexity and trickiness of the question, the man quietly said, "I don't know."
He took out his wallet and gave her five hundred bucks. The blonde took it and turned away to go to sleep.
After a while, the man finally asked, "So what's the answer?"
Without opening her eyes, she took out another five and gave it to him.
lol I still find this joke funny. *Giggle*
So here it is
Title: "Got Screwed by a Blonde"
A male scholar sat next to a beautiful blonde on an airplane. By his "social instincts", he figured that she was not very bright. Since he had nothing to do, he tried to start a conversation with her.
"Hi!" said the scholar, enthusiastically.
"Hey" the woman replied.
"Are you bored?" asked the man.
"Kind of, yeah..."
"I have a great idea, why don't we play a game of questions and answer. We take turns asking questions and then try to answer them. When one of us can't answer it, the loser pays five dollars."
"Nah, I'll pass." replied the blonde.
"Oh common, I'll raise my penalty to ten dollars and yours fives dollars, still." the scholar said as he tries to tempt her with greed.
After a while of annoyance from the man, the blonde finally gives in and decides to play when the scholars penalty is five hundred dollars, while her's was still five.
"I'm only going to play one round of five questions, I really want to take a nap." said the blonde.
"That's fine with me. Let's start, you can go first, since you are the lady."
"Fine, first question, what is the tallest mountain in the world?" asked the blonde.
"Easy, Mt. Everest. My turn, what is the distance from earth to the moon in miles?" asked the man.
"I don't know." said the blonde and reached in her purse for five dollars.
After answering incorrectly for four questions, while the scholar answered all four of her questions correct, it is her last question and the last turn for both of them.
"OK, last question from me and I'm going to sleep, what is something that goes up to a moutain in the morning with two legs and comes down with exactly forty-five thousand, three hundred, fifty-four legs in the afternoon?"
Shocked by the complexity and trickiness of the question, the man quietly said, "I don't know."
He took out his wallet and gave her five hundred bucks. The blonde took it and turned away to go to sleep.
After a while, the man finally asked, "So what's the answer?"
Without opening her eyes, she took out another five and gave it to him.
lol I still find this joke funny. *Giggle*
Just got that recently and it reminded me of another joke about this guy in a bar who made a bet with a bartender that he could pee from the bar to the mug across the room...