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Women!!!!!
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 4:04 pm
by CM
Dammit why can't these creatures be straight forward and not so damn confusing - can anybody tell me that?
Frankly if you want to say something you say it directly and honestly.
Not with guarded compliments and weird games.
ARRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
So who can answer that question?
Why are women so confusing?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 4:07 pm
by T'lainya
Just to make life interesting
(although some may substitute difficult)
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 4:09 pm
by Waverly
Am I the only person who guesses that CM is a large part of this unspecified problem?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 4:11 pm
by CM
it is not interesting.
Take my example, the girl has said i am cute twice or more.
She is shocked that i am only 20 the poor girl thought i was 23.
I was highly insulted - she thought i was mature!!!!
She had her photo taken with me - typical for all americans coming to our college.
However every single compliment is guarded, followed by a very confusing statement.
I have no clue what she is thinking.
I am not used to discuss this stuff on the net - esp about my private life.
But heck a majority of you are americans, maybe you can give me an insight into the american female psyche.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 4:12 pm
by CM
Originally posted by Waverly
Am I the only person who guesses that CM is a large part of this unspecified problem?
Agreed, this woman just confuses the hell out of me.
I have no idea what to make of her statements, they are as ambigious as a diplomat making a speech.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 4:38 pm
by Yshania
Originally posted by CM
But heck a majority of you are americans, maybe you can give me an insight into the american female psyche.
And fewer are women
who are you asking?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 4:59 pm
by Bloodstalker
Because if they DIDN'T act that way, they would be men.
*runs for the door*
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 5:05 pm
by fable
Originally posted by CM
Agreed, this woman just confuses the hell out of me.
I have no idea what to make of her statements, they are as ambigious as a diplomat making a speech.
What's hard to understand? She likes you, and she's afraid you'll reject her, and she doesn't want to give you too much of a green light because you might think she's loose. Whoever said that human motives are single-threaded? Sheesh, you sound like my wife.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 6:13 pm
by AbysmalNature
Ahhhhhhhhhh! I agree Women, can't live with them, can't kill them all and let God let them sort em out. Women are tricky, confusing, incomprehensible creatures which seem as if they were birthed from the unholy nether planes below, and at other times the sweetest beings from the land of light and goodness above. Why are women so confusing, well because the universe hates us, yes dislikes us and that is one more way of making a exasperating life more exasperating.
Of course I like to think it works the other way around for them too, maybe they think the same about us, Or maybe they know everything about us and we nothing about them because it makes us easier to control, that might just be my paranoia talking I don't know, So women out there do you deliberately keep us men ignorant so that we would be more pliant, is there some vast conspiracy, or maybe its just me being paranoid.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 7:11 pm
by Der-draigen
Originally posted by AbysmalNature
So women out there do you deliberately keep us men ignorant so that we would be more pliant, is there some vast conspiracy, or maybe its just me being paranoid.
Ignorant of what, specifically?
Originally posted by CMI have no idea what to make of her statements, they are as ambigious as a diplomat making a speech.
Heaven forbid you should actually ask her what she means
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 7:27 pm
by VoodooDali
Women's Rules for Men
1. The FEMALE always makes the Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No MALE can possibly know all the Rules.
4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the Rules, she must immediately change some or all of them.
5. The FEMALE is never wrong.
6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the MALE must apologize IMMEDIATELY for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
9. The MALE must NEVER change his mind without the expressed written consent of the FEMALE.
10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The MALE must remain calm at all times,unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The MALE is expected to be a mind reader at all times.
14. The MALE who doesn't abide by the RULES can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.
15. Any attempt to document the RULES could result in bodily harm.
16. If the FEMALE has PMS, all the RULES are null and void.
17. The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.
18. The MALE must be ready at all times.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 7:43 pm
by AbysmalNature
Voodoo Dali Hyuck hyuck hyuck hycuck, hyuck, hyuck
Der ignorant of the rules, of what women think, how they act, why they act, why the confusion, Most men find it hard to understand why women act the way they do, it confuses us perhaps some enlightenment, Two different species, I just wonder if perhaps one side understands more than the other.
Ignorant of how women think as opposed to men, and why it is always so confusing.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 8:09 pm
by fable
Originally posted by AbysmalNature
Der ignorant of the rules, of what women think, how they act, why they act, why the confusion, Most men find it hard to understand why women act the way they do, it confuses us perhaps some enlightenment, Two different species, I just wonder if perhaps one side understands more than the other.
Gods, it's like listening to my second generation Irish immigrant brother-in-law, again.
No offense, but I find nothing more depressing than the way the human race disparages itself through jokes, cynicism and gripes, imagining that it's split in two.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 8:35 pm
by Aegis
It's a damn shame Mad Cow Disease was taken...
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 12:02 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by AbysmalNature
Ahhhhhhhhhh! I agree Women, can't live with them, can't kill them <snip>
Well that *is* a matter of oppinion.
Oh here comes my lawyer - see you in 5-10 years
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 12:11 am
by Maharlika
Originally posted by CM
it is not interesting.
Take my example, the girl has said i am cute twice or more.
She is shocked that i am only 20 the poor girl thought i was 23.
I was highly insulted - she thought i was mature!!!!
She had her photo taken with me - typical for all americans coming to our college.
However every single compliment is guarded, followed by a very confusing statement.
I have no clue what she is thinking.
I am not used to discuss this stuff on the net - esp about my private life.
But heck a majority of you are americans, maybe you can give me an insight into the american female psyche.
Well, if they are to help you, maybe you can show us the picture? I would like to know how highly insulted you were. 
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 12:14 am
by Default
Originally posted by fable
What's hard to understand? She likes you, and she's afraid you'll reject her, and she doesn't want to give you too much of a green light because you might think she's loose. Whoever said that human motives are single-threaded? Sheesh, you sound like my wife.
See I totally agree with fable. You know what makes her act this way, nervousness. The nervousness that comes from soap operas, sit comes and many other Americans shows that are available for public viewing. Even though people seem to know that TV shows the more fun and less serious part of life, but subconsciously, I think everyone who watches these shows get effected. I've seen TV shows that has both sex all nervous and tries to act all crazy on their date and then everything cool when they end up in bed. (Of course, the ending up in bed part doesn't always happen) But my point is, you just gotta chill CM, play it smooth and let everything go there own way. Trying to figure her out might give you a coma...
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 12:48 am
by Sailor Saturn