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They fight crime! (no, er, spam)
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 5:41 pm
by fable
Check out
http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm
"He's an all-American umbrella-wielding werewolf fleeing from a secret government programme. She's an artistic motormouth college professor with a knack for trouble. They fight crime!"
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 5:52 pm
by T'lainya
That was odd..
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 5:58 pm
by Yshania
Hmmm.....
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 6:06 pm
by AbysmalNature
I agree rather unusual, peculiar, out of spec, but interesting non the less.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 6:22 pm
by Ned Flanders
could you please elaborate fable on how you found this. Nice link.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 8:10 pm
by fable
I was reading some fanfiction, and I believe the site owner was either amused by, or into, X-Men comics. Nothing else on the website was asociated with it, but since it made no sense at all, I knew it would find a perfect home, here.
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 8:32 pm
by Aegis
That was different... even by SYM standerds...
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 9:31 pm
by Ned Flanders
by fable
but since it made no sense at all, I knew it would find a perfect home, here.
Well stated, complimentary and condescending at the time. I like it.
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 10:08 pm
by Obsidian
He's an unconventional arachnophobic senator who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a cold-hearted green-skinned magician's assistant on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!
BEAT THAT!!
I propose a challange to bring back the oddest, most contorted piece of comic book gibberish you can find!
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 10:33 pm
by Aegis
He's an immortal Republican astronaut whom everyone believes is mad. She's a man-hating Buddhist vampire with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!
He's an uncontrollable coffee-fuelled werewolf on the wrong side of the law. She's a bloodthirsty bisexual barmaid from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!
And, they kicker...
He's a time-tossed sweet-toothed assassin on a search for his missing sister. She's a transdimensional French-Canadian archaeologist with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!
Go Canada!
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:53 pm
by Default
You know what fable, I totally agree with your title.
Werewolf fighting crime? lol
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:57 pm
by Default
Oh yeah, here's my story...
This was animated too
He's a gay guy with a lot brain fart and likes to date male vampires. Another he's a gay guy with a lot of money and builds high tech machinery. They fight crime the Republican way!!! Kill the radicals!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 3:42 am
by CM
He's a fiendish amnesiac vampire hunter plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a violent green-skinned queen of the dead with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!
Damn funny!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 9:32 am
by fable
He's a jaded Jewish jungle king for the 21st century. She's a plucky gold-digging barmaid with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 11:03 am
by frogus
LMAO LMAO he he he oh hohoh hhohh oh ha ha hhha haaha aha!!!!! ooohhho.That was the funniest thing I've ever read. Oh **** I seem to say that whenever anyone posts anything even vaguely ammusing on here. But that really was!!!
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:37 pm
by VoodooDali
He's a middle-aged ornery hermit wielding Snapping Dentures that are feared by all. She's a wide-eyed syphilitic nun whose nose just fell off and whose brain has turned to jelly. They fight crime!
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 2:06 pm
by Bloodstalker
He's a middle-aged ornery hermit wielding Snapping Dentures that are feared by all. She's a wide-eyed syphilitic nun whose nose just fell off and whose brain has turned to jelly. They fight crime
When did I get a nun for a sidekick
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 6:07 pm
by Dottie
Gah! Now you have me addicted
He's a fiendish umbrella-wielding rock star from a doomed world. She's a pregnant green-skinned politician who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!
Is it just me or is there alot of umbrella wielding?
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 6:20 pm
by fable
He's a scrappy Amish shaman with nothing left to lose. She's a cynical mutant socialite in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 7:49 pm
by Curdis
These people all need names so why not try here,
Name generator -
Curdis !