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With the tavern being foreclosed by sleep, I've decided to take a second mortgage out on the tavern. Thanks to McBane's research, we've found this is all perfectly legal.

However, with McBanes connections and legal skillz, my knowledge of 'chemistry', and Bloodstalkers fame and marketability, we can now securely move on to bigger and more profitable things.

We're going to need volunteers for production lines and of course, distributors in other countries. Anybody a pilot out there.

The physical BToN has been moved to our HQ in springfield. Of course it is already open for business. I'm guessing Aegis and Nippy are already on the way to lend a hand. CM, we still have tea. SS, we have tons of your miniskirts. Dark Flames, we have spots at the bar reserved for you. We're going to cater pretty well for the masses serving as a front for the behind the scenes operations. The grizzlies has been contained and the croc pit will no longer be out in the open. There are certain liabilities we can no longer afford as they may draw ill attention.

My electric shine will from here on out be referred to as fruit punch although I promise it will induce the same effects you have all come to know and love.

I do respect Sleep's decision to close the tavern down and now I hope he respects the joint venture we are about to pursue. Don't bother sending any of those neurotic crime fighting duos after us. They all seem so unstable I'm sure they'd be working for us with a little coaxing.

Ladies, Gentlemen, Voodoodali, and Grunt, BToN is again open for business. We all hope to see you there.

Well spoken Ned. Give me some of that fruit punch. So what will be required of me Ned?

Well BS, glad you asked, you're going to be our George Jung. You've got the look (we've seen that now) and I think you'll make a great front man. Feel free to select other SYMers as your muscle (with their consent of course). Proceeds have already gone to purchasing you a 68 Impala equipped with mad hydraulics. You've got a hoop-dee.

McBane is going to have his hands full covering our butts and greasing the local authorities. I'll spend most of my time on research and running the bar.

It's going to great man, an empire built from the ashes of an innocent establishment.

I think I watch too much Pinky and the Brain.

No one can watch too much Pinky and the Brain.

Ok, I guess I am now taking applications for muscle.

**hums abstractedly, pouring BS a tasty fruit punch.** You may want to get comfortable with that drink

by BS
No one can watch too much Pinky and the Brain.

Combined with watching scarface, midnight express, and blow recently helps explains my motives.

Excellent more tea.
What you guys got to eat?
And if you need help with anything give me a holler!

Is there gonna be any talk about Springfield here?


BTW too much Pinky and the brain? Ned, their is no rule against kicking out the founder!

by Morlock
BTW too much Pinky and the brain? Ned, their is no rule against kicking out the founder!


can you elaborate on this. I'm not sure what you mean.

Morlock try kicking Fonzie out first and then we will see!

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

can you elaborate on this. I'm not sure what you mean.

I meant kicking out the founder of this thread, for being sacreligeous.

talk of mutiny

Mutiny already on page one. wow, the Tony Montanas of the world are hungry for takeover.

What is there to say about springfield. It's a happily dappily little town that serves a perfect front for the operation.

As far as sacrilege Morlock, I don't make the claim of being religious in the first place.

Are you looking to work for the cartel. Given your location I know we don't have a distributor in your neck of the woods.

Re: talk of mutiny

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Are you looking to work for the cartel. Given your location I know we don't have a distributor in your neck of the woods.

I retract my previous statement. Sure I'll distribute, I'm already distributing Simpson quotes wherever I go.

Mutiny eh? already shades of the Tavern.

open for business in a new location. I'll be behind the bar all night pouring drinks. I won't be near a keyboard though. So, have a good time, it's the same walls as yesterday.

**We still need a treetop flyer.**

@Ned, I've just aquired a small fleet of Black Helecopters(TM) which I was going to use on a certain hermit for conspiracy theory bait and torment... But as the lease payments are a little bit high what can BLACK BUNNIE AIR (BBA) do for you? BTW maybe we can save on costs visavis avgas if we ran them on shine . - Curdis !

The only problem with running the BBA on shine will be the bunny syndrome. Are these babies insured. Even still, we can't be letting the bunnies jepoardize the cargo.

Finally! I tried to see if you guys had taken over the tavern on lamenting neutrality, but there was no fruit punch... Ned, pour me one!

No, I thought about a take over, but I prefer to watch it die an agonizing death.

LOL! Talk about agonizing... what's Fonzie been up to?