Please... think of the kittens
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:04 pm
That is all.
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Please... think of the kittens
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:06 pm
Then God must have killed a lot of kittens in my case.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:09 pm
Does it count if someone else does it for you?
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:15 pm
Kittens are the scourge of the earth.
Whew. It's a good thing people love to love themselves or we'd probably be ruled by cats.
"I'm so good in bed.
I'm proud to say,
I'm my own best lay.
All I need's a dirty magazine
and a little hand cream
and I'm on my way."
Anybody heard that song before. I can't remember the name of the comedian who performs this tune but it's hilarious. This is just the chorus. I'll find all the lyrics.
I know what you're thinking; but hey, I'm Ned Flanders for Chris'sake and way too moral for the Hairy Palm.
Whew. It's a good thing people love to love themselves or we'd probably be ruled by cats.
"I'm so good in bed.
I'm proud to say,
I'm my own best lay.
All I need's a dirty magazine
and a little hand cream
and I'm on my way."
Anybody heard that song before. I can't remember the name of the comedian who performs this tune but it's hilarious. This is just the chorus. I'll find all the lyrics.
I know what you're thinking; but hey, I'm Ned Flanders for Chris'sake and way too moral for the Hairy Palm.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:24 pm
What has this got to do with ANYTHING!!!
Awesome pic though!!
Their a pair of sponge villains searching for carnage, she's a tabby kitten feeling through the flowers. They fight crime!
Awesome pic though!!
Their a pair of sponge villains searching for carnage, she's a tabby kitten feeling through the flowers. They fight crime!
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:25 pm
I am responsible for mass murder.....oh, the horror
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:43 pm
I feel very guilty,
I can't live with myself
Waverly why did you had to say this
ono, I have an urgent need, but I have to resist!
I can't live with myself
Waverly why did you had to say this
ono, I have an urgent need, but I have to resist!
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:45 pm
Helping a friend
So your dark deeds caught up with you. Take my advice and throw all the porn Gruntie sent you away.Originally posted by Waverly
That is all.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:54 pm
::thinking of kittens::
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 8:11 pm
Re: Kittens are the scourge of the earth.
You mean we aren't currently ruled by cats! Could someone please come and explain that to the four who rule my house. It has been so long since I got to use the remote for the TV (and I'm getting sick of cat food ads and funniest home videos). - Curdis !
Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Whew. It's a good thing people love to love themselves or we'd probably be ruled by cats.
You mean we aren't currently ruled by cats! Could someone please come and explain that to the four who rule my house. It has been so long since I got to use the remote for the TV (and I'm getting sick of cat food ads and funniest home videos). - Curdis !Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 8:15 pm
Re: Re: Kittens are the scourge of the earth.
"Dogs think you're God. Cats think they're God."
It's no use trying to explain it to the cats.Originally posted by Curdis
"Dogs think you're God. Cats think they're God."
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 8:17 pm
I know this isn't true as I have never killed any cats or kittens.Originally posted by Waverly
That is all.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 8:19 pm
I have killed three cats since my last post.......
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 8:29 pm
That's OK Bloodstalker, Weasel killed three kittens and a spider monkey [don't ask] during his post.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 8:35 pm
What's even worse is that you know this.Originally posted by Waverly
That's OK Bloodstalker, Weasel killed three kittens and a spider monkey [don't ask] during his post.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 8:44 pm
Run for the hills, he is pulling it out.
Just because I'm specialOriginally posted by Waverly
That's OK Bloodstalker, Weasel killed three kittens and a spider monkey [don't ask] during his post.
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:42 am
Can you decide witch kitten is next, or are they randomly chosen?
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:31 am
Why aren't cats extinct?.
Onyx
Onyx
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:48 am
Why aren't cats extinct?.
They will be soon. I cant stand the damn things.
Well im off i guess i wont be posting for the next few months.
Ps can anybody recomend a good blister cream?
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:52 am
Originally posted by Tom
They will be soon. I cant stand the damn things.
Well im off i guess i wont be posting for the next few months.
Ps can anybody recomend a good blister cream?
LOL
Have you started killing kittens already? Onyx