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As you step through the traditional oaken door you are faced with a hardwood bar area, stools, tables, a pool table and a smiling barman.

"Welcome to the Banshee! The only traditional English pub in the whole of Speak Your Mind. Every Thursday night we have guest ale night and Friday is karaoke day. A wide selection of lager and ale you like is available. Just ask!"

So, I've seen pubs on the moon, the wild west and just about everywhere so I'm gonna open my traditional English pub. Bloodstalker and Ned have their own private shine room of course, so you are welcom to join them. Feel free to drink anything you like!

**walks in, smiles, sits on bar stool** How bout a nice creamy Boddingtons please.

Although I represent BS and Ned, I do not discriminate between drinking establishments

You have tea???

Originally posted by McBane
**walks in, smiles, sits on bar stool** How bout a nice creamy Boddingtons please.

Although I represent BS and Ned, I do not discriminate between drinking establishments

Here you are sir, Boddies it is. Nice to see ya McB!

Originally posted by CM
You have tea???

This is a British establishment old bean! If we didn't have tea Liz would kill us!

Great tea and a female named liz.
Nice combo!
Who is liz??

Nice to see you also. Nice place. Are you in the market for any legal representation? I love working for tavern owners!

Thanks again for the pic

Can we throw things at the kareoke participants?

A private room huh? sweet

can we throw things at the dead drunks?
That is much more fun for me!

Only if we get to throw things back.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Only if we get to throw things back.

Why not, you are dead drunk anyway you guys couldn't hit an elephant!

@ CM, Liz is Queen Elizabeth, and you can't throw anything at the drunks, because I'm one!

@ McBane, if I need representation, you are the one on call! No worries about the pic, it took two secs!

@ BS, maybe you can throw stuff, I'm undecided.

R.E. The private room, if an alarm above the door goes, hit the green switch, everything will become 'non-existent' Muwahahahahaha!

I wouldn't be aiming at an elephant though.

BS you couldn't hit an aneroxic woman either.

*throws a jug at nippy*

You aren't drunk yet so you are fair game!

Originally posted by CM
BS you couldn't hit an aneroxic woman either.

*throws a jug at nippy*

You aren't drunk yet so you are fair game!

Are you saying you are an aneroxic women chauvinist?

*Nippy pulls out the baseball bat behind the bar.* Put the jug down. I will be under no legal requirement to reimburse you for hospital treatment, McB has seen to that...

Originally posted by CM
BS you couldn't hit an aneroxic woman either.

*throws a jug at nippy*

You aren't drunk yet so you are fair game!

Maybe Fas is an aneroxic woman trapped in a man's body??

no i am a chauvinist plain and simple.

*takes out his uzi*
Do you really want to start this??

**emerges from the private room, a pillow of smoke follows in his wake**

Hey Nip, nice place. Sure is cool to see the rest of it. I like a pint of New Castle every five minutes. When the shine kicks in, cut it down to three minutes.

I look forward to participating in competitions of drinking yards of brew.

Where are the dartboards? Where are the women? Send them to the still.

Mcbane, you been drinking too much already!!
I am chauvinistic male.
No female or anything like that in me!

Since CM still does not get the point...........

Pulls slingshot out of back pocket and lets loose a rock that hits CM squarley between the eyes.

If that doesn't work, I can use this bottle of Dark Flame Attractant *





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