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S.S.I. - Stupid Snack Ideas
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:04 am
by Beldin
Since we came across this topic in the "People are stupid" - thread I thought that a new discussion was called for...
Just to find out the most whacked out recipe that you've ever tried - while being drunk, stoned or simply bored...
So SLAM (Slurr and Spam) away - but keep it at least remotely on topic please !
No worries,
Beldin
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:36 am
by Robnark
Need black coffee? Can't be bothered to boil water? Try raw instant coffee
the author does not accept any responsibility for medical complaints caused by eating instant coffee. If you're stupid enough to do it, you deserve whatever you get. i did.
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 10:28 am
by Rob-hin
Not really a snack, strange enough to mention it though.
A couple of years back, when I was a reasonable unexperianced alcohol drinker, my friends and I though it was a good idea to pour all bottles with a alocohol containing drink, into one bottle.
"It's a shame to waste it"
In the end we had a new liqeuer which we called:
whiskeyginbeerpisangambonsafariewodkatequila
After we drank it, we found out it could be dangerous.
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 2:53 pm
by Robnark
had a similar experience, although maybe worse, with the 'chemotherapy' ****tail. it was made from all the alcohol that no-one would drink at a party mixed together
.
i have never been in quite so much need of a stomach pump
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 3:31 pm
by Aegis
Cement Mixer. Lime Cordial mixed with Bailey's. Mix in mouth, swish, and swallow.
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:20 pm
by Tamerlane
Originally posted by Aegis
Cement Mixer. Lime Cordial mixed with Bailey's. Mix in mouth, swish, and swallow.
Lol, for a second there. I thought you actually
meant cement mixer. Damn, that would of been funny and equally dangerous.
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:20 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by Tamerlane
Lol, for a second there. I thought you actually meant cement mixer. Damn, that would of been funny and equally dangerous.
Try the drink.
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:27 pm
by Tamerlane
Strangely enough, I'm exceptionally wary of any drinks which are compared to cement, rubble and rocks.
I'll have to pass...
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:28 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by Tamerlane
Strangely enough, I'm exceptionally wary of any drinks which are compared to cement, rubble and rocks.
I'll have to pass...
Any chance of goading you into it?
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:32 pm
by Tamerlane
Probably......actually yes
Call me lazy
*now where am I going get some cordial*
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:38 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Aegis
Cement Mixer. Lime Cordial mixed with Bailey's. Mix in mouth, swish, and swallow.
Anybody stupid enough to try that really deserves it...
@Tammy you can use lime or lemon juice instead
A friend of mine works at the Student Union bar, and the bar staff were bored one night last week and decided to invented c0cktails... he now has one named after him consisting of double Baileys and absinthe
(Surprisingly, it doesn't curdle - so I'm told...)
Hmm, let's see... when I was younger I used to eat my chips at Maccy D's dipping them into my strawberry milkshake. Yum
(I didn't grow out of it, I just don't eat at Maccy D's anymore
)
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:42 pm
by Tamerlane
Originally posted by Georgi
A friend of mine works at the Student Union bar, and the bar staff were bored one night last week and decided to invented c0cktails... he now has one named after him consisting of double Baileys and absinthe (Surprisingly, it doesn't curdle - so I'm told...)
Just like working in a candy store.
EDIT- Some people have all the luck
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:50 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Tamerlane
Just like working in a candy store.
EDIT- Some people have all the luck
I asked him why the horrible concoction - he says "Well, I decided to use absinthe because there aren't many c0cktails which have absinthe in them..." - there's a reason for that!!!
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:55 pm
by Tamerlane
Originally posted by Georgi
I asked him why the horrible concoction - he says "Well, I decided to use absinthe because there aren't many c0cktails which have absinthe in them..." - there's a reason for that!!!
I'm not familiar with the term absinthe, and I shudder to ask what it actually is.
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:55 pm
by Aegis
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:58 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Aegis
Mmmm... Processed imitation dairy-like goo coating french fries....
It's nice!!
@Tammy absinthe is very strong alcohol with added hallucinogens
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:59 pm
by Aegis
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 9:03 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Georgi
It's nice!!
@Tammy absinthe is very strong alcohol with added hallucinogens
It's also illegal in the US.
Until the 1950s it was legal, however. Once, the humorous essayist Robert Benchley was drinking absinthe with water at a nightclub, and was told, "You know, that stuff is slow poison." He responded, "So who's in a rush?"
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 9:03 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Aegis
Where can I get me some of that Absin-stuff?
I believe you can order it on the internet, but it'll cost ya
(If it's legal over there, that is...)
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 9:06 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by fable
It's also illegal in the US. Until the 1950s it was legal, however. Once, the humorous essayist Robert Benchley was drinking absinthe with water at a nightclub, and was told, "You know, that stuff is slow poison." He responded, "So who's in a rush?"
LOL
It was illegal in the UK until a few years ago, so I'm told... but now you can get it at most pubs, and buy it in the supermarket (although I think the superior stuff only comes mail-order)