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Secret Diaries of the Fellowship
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 9:59 am
by Leonardo
Read them here
Mature content. Or is it imature?
Anyway, reader discretion is advised. But it´s a good laugh
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:18 am
by Kayless
I've seen this before. It is funny though. I like Aragorn's the best.
Day 28: Still not king. 
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:31 am
by Aegis
that was so sad...
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:58 am
by Bloodstalker
That was just plain disturbing.......I like it
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 11:12 am
by Aegis
Originally posted by Bloodstalker
That was just plain disturbing.......I like it
Is there anything you don't like?
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 11:24 am
by Bloodstalker
Actually, yes, there is.....but I avoid working by posting here.
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 3:04 pm
by Rob-hin
Frodo: Everyone keeps hitting on me. Cannot cope. Off to Mordor.
Actually I've also thought the book was kinda gay... The way frodo and Sam were holding hands and all.
(j/k)
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 4:50 pm
by Nightmare
ROFL... very, very disturbing...
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 8:17 pm
by C Elegans
ROFL
Hillarious, Leonardo
I loved Gandalf, day 16:
Am lonely. Saruman maybe not so unattractive after all.
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 8:49 pm
by Georgi
ROFL
Originally posted by Rob-hin
Actually I've also thought the book was kinda gay... The way frodo and Sam were holding hands and all.(j/k)
Just imagine what could have happened if Gus van Sant had got the movie rights...
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 8:54 pm
by Tamerlane
My favourite Gollums
Day 6
Orcs have switched to repeat viewings of "The Faculty." Cannot cope. Have told them where Ring is
EDIT- And another
Day Eleven
Attempt to infiltrate Council of Elrond in lawn ornament disguise unsuccessful. Was stashed in storage closet by annoying Glorfindel, where was trapped for hours while Elrond tried on all Arwen's dresses in front of mirror, while muttering something about Legolas not being the prettiest after all. Miss days of yore, when men were men and dwarves were dwarves, and elves wore trousers. Although something to be said for Legolas' boots-and-skirt ensemble.
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 9:00 pm
by Timekeeper
My favorite's Frodo's.
Day Three
Have agreed to carry Ring to Mordor. In hindsight, probably a bad move.
Day Ten:
Today Legolas began stroking my inner thigh with his bow.
Was stunned. Had no idea Legolas wanted the Ring too.
It must truly be an object of awesome power.
Day 27 :
Lothlorien so pretty. Galadriel pretty too. Offered her One Ring, but she kept saying, "No, there's something else I'd rather have from you, Frodo Baggins," and trying to slide foot up inside my breeches. So, gave her my extra pair of breeches since she seemed fond of them. Maybe some kind of breeches shortage in Lothlorien.
Now this stuff is just scary.
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 9:24 pm
by Georgi
I like Pippin's:
DAY SEVEN
Has been twenty-five days since met Aragorn and he has not yet washed his hair. Is really starting to bother me.
DAY FOURTEEN
Gandalf dead. Everyone morose. In attempt to cheer up Fellowship, Legolas took off all his clothes and performed scenes from Silmarillion: The Musical. Everyone still morose. Legolas ponced off to have 3,000-year-old elf prince sulk.
And Saruman's:
DAY THIRTEEN
Am tired of climbing up and down eight million stairs just to taunt Gandalf. Should have imprisoned him in easy-access dungeon where could taunt more effectively, and would not have to wait until after breakfast.
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 9:27 pm
by Tamerlane
Originally posted by Georgi
I like Pippin's:
DAY FOURTEEN
Gandalf dead. Everyone morose. In attempt to cheer up Fellowship, Legolas took off all his clothes and performed scenes from Silmarillion: The Musical. Everyone still morose. Legolas ponced off to have 3,000-year-old elf prince sulk.
Well thats somewhat disturbing...
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 9:51 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Tamerlane
Well thats somewhat disturbing...
Not compared to most of that stuff...
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:20 pm
by Bloodstalker
My personal favorite.....
Day Twenty-Three :
V. cold on top of Caradhras. Aragorn won fight about who got to carry Frodo up the mountain. Boromir sulking. If Legolas keeps nancing about on top of the snow, may have to hit him with my staff.
Damn elvin showoff...
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:22 pm
by Tamerlane
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:37 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Tamerlane
Not sure I want to read the rest now.
Well it's funny, just... twisted
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:47 pm
by Maharlika
Really funny!
I had this diary a long time ago, although I was wishy-washy in sharing it with you. Sorry for that.
Glad to know that all of you found it funny nevertheless.
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2002 5:46 am
by Leonardo
Nobody mentioned the whole "blow the Horn of Gondor" as the most disturbing thing about the diaries?