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Buck Satan is my Dad!

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 5:40 pm
by Kayless
That’s right folks, it’s true! I am Buck’s love child! I couldn’t conceal it anymore! The guilt was too much to bear! Of course when you think about it, it explains a lot (i.e. why I am able to take pot-shots at the mods with impunity and why Buck seldom posts; he's ashamed of me and keeps his distance Image ). It was many moons ago when Buck's night of drunken debauchery around a swamp resulted in myself: the Disco Dancing Frogspawn you all know and love. So drink and be merry for the truth shall set you free! (and drive you mad)
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I know I feel better now. How about you Dad? Image Image (This is destined to go down in history as SYM's most inane thread ever)
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Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 5:52 pm
by Bruide
I am genuinly shocked son. :eek:

I always thought you were son of a pansy.

Well oh my god, and call me mr wooblehat!

I do believe this boy, yes sir I say I do believe this boy is who he damn well says he is.

(do not take the flower ref to heart - new at this and don know how to make it sarcastic/pee take/fun ref - ah the hell take it any way pansy dog boy ;) ) feel free to flame back cos I'm rubbish at this game

Best regards on your new found family.

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 5:55 pm
by Bruide
er, just read wot i posted

hope ya got a sense of humour

Love Bruide

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 6:18 pm
by Aegis
I got Kayless gets banned in three days! :D

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 6:55 pm
by Bloodstalker
Your on, I got 4 days :D

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:01 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Aegis
I got Kayless gets banned in three days!
Why, is Buck on holiday? :D

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:12 pm
by Kayless
You guys crack me up! Dear old Dad would never ban his own Frogson. You're all just jealous of our special bond! Image Image

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:18 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Kayless
You guys crack me up! Dear old Dad would never ban his own Frogson. You're all just jealous of our special bond!
So are you saying Buck is part frog, or is that all on your mother's side? Are you distantly (or closely :eek: ) related to frogus? :D

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:22 pm
by der Moench
Got nothing to do with anything, but I am listening to PJ Harvey right now, and Kayless' frog has really got the beat down just right ...

@Kayless: I believe you. My only question is: now if I suck up to you does that get me on Buck's good side, or Buck's bad side?
:confused: ;)

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:23 pm
by der Moench
P.S.

@Georgi: DRUNK MONK HUG!!! :cool:

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:38 pm
by Waverly
Tsk, tsk. Trolling for a reaction from Buck. If you were truly brave, you would just flame him.

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:38 pm
by Weasel
I asked Buck if I could be his child.....but was turned down. :(

I was even going to change my User name to Little Buck.


He told me I was too evil...I don't know if this was a compliment...or another flame. :D

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:38 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by Georgi


Why, is Buck on holiday? :D
Think he's on a buisness trip of some sort.

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:41 pm
by Kayless
Originally posted by Georgi
So are you saying Buck is part frog, or is that all on your mother's side? Are you distantly (or closely :eek: ) related to frogus? :D
The truth is far darker than that, I'm afraid. For you see, I am the product of the Time of Puddles; a chaotic period when administrators were made flesh and walked the boards. One such admin for saw his own banishment. He had a score of amphibious offspring to be the fuel for his rebirth. The Admin was Buck Satan: and I am one of his children. A Frogspawn!

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:42 pm
by Aegis
Originally posted by Kayless

I am the product of the Time of Puddles; a chaotic period when administrators were made flesh and walked the boards. One such admin for saw his own banishment. He had a score of amphibious offspring to be the fuel for his rebirth. The Admin was Buck Satan: and I am one of his children. A Frogspawn!
And the spoof is born.... :rolleyes: :D

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:49 pm
by der Moench
Originally posted by Kayless
... A Frogspawn!
:eek: *high pitched scream!* :eek:

So are you going adventuring with a bunch of tartlets, only to realize after you have fallen for the best of the lot that she is your half-sister? And who in SYM would that be?

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 7:56 pm
by Kayless
Originally posted by der Moench
@Kayless: I believe you. My only question is: now if I suck up to you does that get me on Buck's good side, or Buck's bad side? :confused: ;)
That's a good question. There's only one way to find out! You may begin brown-nosing! Image
Originally posted by Waverly
Tsk, tsk. Trolling for a reaction from Buck. If you were truly brave, you would just flame him.
I'm not trolling. Just getting this dark secret off my chest. But since you have challnged my bravery I feel I must act. So I will flame Buck Satan! Dad... you, um... smell... like a drunken... Waverly! Yeah, that's the ticket! Image
Originally posted by Weasel
I asked Buck if I could be his child.....but was turned down. :(

I was even going to change my User name to Little Buck.

He told me I was too evil...I don't know if this was a compliment...or another flame. :D
Too good to be a spammer anymore, too evil to be a mod or Buck's child. Poor Weasel. Forever alone. Image Image

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 9:33 pm
by VoodooDali
Now wait a second--I thought that you were Kameleon's dad! Or was it the other way around? Who's related to who? Are we all related? Are you sure Weasel isn't your dad?

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 9:36 pm
by Aragorn Returns
can i be the groups mage please? even though i'm not a frog? is that okay?

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 11:47 pm
by Obsidian
Full points to Kayless on this one. Highly amusing :)

Wouldn't it be funny if it were actually true? Not the frogspawn, but the relation thing.

As for Weasel, he is far from alone. And don't you forget it! *SHAKES FIST*