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How many Mod's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 3:29 am
by Jace
If Fable can take to Michael out of lawyers, then I think it is only fair that we give those lawyers amounst us a chance to hit back.
First person to come up with a (good) light bulb joke about mods wins mucho street cred.
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 3:33 am
by Baldursgate Fan
Originally posted by Jace
If Fable can take to Michael out of lawyers, then I think it is only fair that we give those lawyers amounst us a chance to hit back.
First person to come up with a (good) light bulb joke about mods wins mucho street cred.
None, mods are mainly on software; a light bulb is hardware.

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:26 am
by KidD01
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:35 am
by Morlock
How many mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
four- one to donate the bulb, never use it again, but maintaines the wiring

, one to say how it used to be done, one to unscrew it if its on for too long

and one to proclaim at every possible moment the 'made in Canada' on the bulb.
Guess which one you are!

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:56 am
by CM
Actually none.
They too lazy to do it themselves, they get of the 100 or less posts posters to do the dirty work!

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 5:18 am
by Weasel
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 5:40 am
by Gruntboy
3.
One to screw it in.
One to make it sticky.
One to censor critics' use of pornographic material to describe how the bulb was screwed in.
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:04 am
by Beldin
None.
Darkness is declared "standard feature"...
No worries,
Beldin

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 7:25 am
by Aegis
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 9:29 am
by Happy Evil
It only takes one moderator to change a light bulb.
The question is did the bulb really need to be changed.
Long live Canadian Lawyers!!

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 9:59 am
by Minerva
Originally posted by Gruntboy
3.
One to screw it in.
One to make it sticky.
One to censor critics' use of pornographic material to describe how the bulb was screwed in.
You forgot to mention the most important one to keep eye on Weasel with duct-tape and hammer in his hand.
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 10:06 am
by EMINEM
Just one
... to hold the light bulb in place while s/he waits for the world to revolve around him/her.

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 10:18 am
by Xandax
Starts taking down notes for "Who should be Bassied-spin the bottle" at the weekly Mod.party

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 10:25 am
by Baldursgate Fan
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 1:27 pm
by EMINEM
What's "Bassie?"
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:00 pm
by Nippy
Originally posted by EMINEM
What's "Bassie?"
Egads Eminem, open a can of worms...
Baasie was a member that broke some of the forum rules (forgot how) and came back with alter-egos to claim innocence and ask for forgiveness but Buck refused him entry back.
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:01 pm
by Morlock
Originally posted by EMINEM
What's "Bassie?"
What? you don't know about Bassie?
Bassie was a member here- who was banned for some reason. Not especialy remarkable, except for the fact that a few days later he resurfaced as 'Banned Bassie'- forcing Buck to extend the banning of all members to their IP address.
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:02 pm
by Aegis
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:05 pm
by Nippy
Originally posted by Morlock
What? you don't know about Bassie?
Bassie was a member here- who was banned for some reason. Not especialy remarkable, except for the fact that a few days later he resurfaced as 'Banned Bassie'- forcing Buck to extent the banning of all members to their IP address.
Beat ya too it Morlock!

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2002 2:13 pm
by Morlock
Originally posted by Nippy
Beat ya too it Morlock!
You only beat by exactly one minute!
Plus, you did not mention it as the cause for the banning of all IP addresses.
Also, I think I won the title of being the first one to come up with a good one!
What do I get?
