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Gruntboy's High Tea and Currant Bun Shoppe
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 5:19 am
by Gruntboy
OK - here are the rules.
No Dope, Crack, Heroin or any hard or soft drugs.
No alcohol, except a wee tipple of Sherry at Christmas.
All fights and disputes will be resolved on a Saturday in the yard out back - boxing gloves only, no hair pulling.
The menu currently has cups of tea at 20p (35p for a pot for two) and Scones with cream and jam for 30p.

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 5:25 am
by Mr Sleep
Not quite a Crack den is it?
I'll take a buttered Scone please

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 5:44 am
by CM
And a tea for me hold the shine. Now this is more my kind of place, if only....
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 5:51 am
by Gruntboy
@Sleep, you want jam with that Darl'?
@Fas, if only what? Oh, in case you were wondering, no strippers allowed either. I'll be opening Gruntboy's "Geordie Girls A-Go-Go" for just that later, but there's no room for it here, matey.

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 5:55 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Fas wants some fluffy bunnies to shoot. That's the "If only..."
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:03 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Gruntboy
@Sleep, you want jam with that Darl'?
No, purely unadulturated, just enough to keep things interesting

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:13 am
by CM
Actually wanted to know if we could have stripers dressed in bunny costumes shooting bunnies while they stripped!
But I will wait for your new thread for that specific desire!
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:24 am
by Morlock
Well, being totaly inoccent and never having tried anything controvercial, how would
I know what crack is?

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:37 am
by Yshania
Are you unwell Gruntboy?
I will have a pot of tea and a cream scone please

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:40 am
by Mr Sleep
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:41 am
by CM
Ok what are scones?
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:41 am
by Minerva
Gruntboy - Tea - Scone - No Alcohol!?
Something's not quite right here...

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:52 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
No pot, no booze, no strippers. He won't let us have any fun here!

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:55 am
by Yshania
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 7:06 am
by Gruntboy
@Yshania - exactly.
Far out, isn't it?

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 7:09 am
by Yshania
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 7:12 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
**Lights up a...Damn! Can't do that here! SLURRs an...Waaah!**
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 7:12 am
by Jace
@Ode, you are wrong. There is pot. Pot of tea
@Grunty, do you have any lamingtons?
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 7:20 am
by McBane
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 7:30 am
by Yshania
Originally posted by McBane
I'll have some of that "pot" that Ysh has!
Hi McB!

Nothing personal, but I have never met you in such civilised surroundings before!
How are you and yours?
