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Gruntboy's High Tea and Currant Bun Shoppe

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 5:19 am
by Gruntboy
OK - here are the rules.

No Dope, Crack, Heroin or any hard or soft drugs.

No alcohol, except a wee tipple of Sherry at Christmas.

All fights and disputes will be resolved on a Saturday in the yard out back - boxing gloves only, no hair pulling.


The menu currently has cups of tea at 20p (35p for a pot for two) and Scones with cream and jam for 30p.

:D

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 5:25 am
by Mr Sleep
Not quite a Crack den is it? :D :D

I'll take a buttered Scone please :D

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 5:44 am
by CM
And a tea for me hold the shine. Now this is more my kind of place, if only....

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 5:51 am
by Gruntboy
@Sleep, you want jam with that Darl'?

:D

@Fas, if only what? Oh, in case you were wondering, no strippers allowed either. I'll be opening Gruntboy's "Geordie Girls A-Go-Go" for just that later, but there's no room for it here, matey.

:D

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 5:55 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Fas wants some fluffy bunnies to shoot. That's the "If only..."

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:03 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Gruntboy
@Sleep, you want jam with that Darl'?
No, purely unadulturated, just enough to keep things interesting ;)

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:13 am
by CM
Actually wanted to know if we could have stripers dressed in bunny costumes shooting bunnies while they stripped! :D
But I will wait for your new thread for that specific desire!

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:24 am
by Morlock
Well, being totaly inoccent and never having tried anything controvercial, how would I know what crack is? ;) :D :p

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:37 am
by Yshania
Are you unwell Gruntboy?

I will have a pot of tea and a cream scone please ;) :D

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:40 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Morlock
Well, being totaly inoccent and never having tried anything controvercial, how would I know what crack is? ;) :D :p
We are talking about Tea and Scones not forgetting crumpets, i don't believe crack came into the conversation once :)

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:41 am
by CM
Ok what are scones?

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:41 am
by Minerva
Gruntboy - Tea - Scone - No Alcohol!? :eek: :rolleyes:

Something's not quite right here... :o

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:52 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
No pot, no booze, no strippers. He won't let us have any fun here! :D

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:55 am
by Yshania
Originally posted by Minerva

Gruntboy - Tea - Scone - No Alcohol!? :eek: :rolleyes:

Something's not quite right here... :o
Hmmm...maybe he has a hangover? Nah, he would be offering a fry up in that case...this is so cultured it is scary!! :eek: :D

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 7:06 am
by Gruntboy
@Yshania - exactly.

Far out, isn't it? :D

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 7:09 am
by Yshania
Originally posted by Gruntboy

@Yshania - exactly.

Far out, isn't it? :D
LMAO!! :D So are you feeling ok then? just wondering...you seem to have forgotten our orders :rolleyes: ;)

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 7:12 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
**Lights up a...Damn! Can't do that here! SLURRs an...Waaah!**

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 7:12 am
by Jace
@Ode, you are wrong. There is pot. Pot of tea :p

@Grunty, do you have any lamingtons?

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 7:20 am
by McBane
Originally posted by Yshania
I will have a pot of tea and a cream scone please ;) :D
I'll have some of that "pot" that Ysh has! :D

Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 7:30 am
by Yshania
Originally posted by McBane


I'll have some of that "pot" that Ysh has! :D
Hi McB! :D Nothing personal, but I have never met you in such civilised surroundings before! :D

How are you and yours? :)