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Fight of the Century - Fas vs. E-man
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 2:28 am
by Eerhardt
[commentator voice]Laaaaaaadies aaaand geeeentlemeeen. Welcome to the Fight of the Century! Iiiiin the left corner, representing COMM, the fearsome, unchallenged COMMuuunicaaator...! ** COMMies cheering ** Iiiiin the right corner, representing the SLURRs, the brutal, undefeated EEEE-man! ** supportive belching **
[size=0]Ok, I want a good, clean fight. No hitting below the belt! Other than that, anything goes. Now,[/size] fight![/commentator voice]
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 2:35 am
by CM
Not before 11:00 Union rules
25 minutes to go.
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 2:39 am
by Beldin
Beldin:
**settles in the front row, holding a spliff with his lips and a bottles or Laphroaig with his hand**
Go, E-Man, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 2:43 am
by Eerhardt
** takes a seat in the right corner for a last few pointers from his coach and a good backrub from a masseuse, hired for the occasion
**
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 2:55 am
by C Elegans
Go Eery, Go!
Since Fas will probably behead me otherwise and I really need my head for my job, ya know...
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 2:58 am
by Minerva
*Will this be as good as the legendary Weasel vs Waverly match, I wonder...?*
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:04 am
by CM
Or even better.
So when does the match start it is 11:00 already
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:06 am
by Eerhardt
We were waiting for you to get out of your corner
** the bell rings and the fight is on! COMMunicator and E-man touch gloves and Eerhardt starts out with a powerful swing to COMMunicator's head **
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:06 am
by Vicsun
May the holy light of COMM shine on your path COMMrade CM!
No worries - I installed all the light bulbs
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:08 am
by CM
Ducking to his left, Fas quickly moves forward with right hook
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:12 am
by Eerhardt
** E-man dodges the COMMunicator's right hook and answers it with a jab to the stomach **
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:15 am
by CM
*Feeling the jab fas moves back and then launches himself at Eery tackling him around waist bring both to the ground.*
Hey anything goes
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:19 am
by C Elegans
Boys, don't forget what Monty Python called the most deadly weapon ever: sarcasm
Go, Eerhardt, go! Make a jar of fricadells out of CM
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:20 am
by Tamerlane
Damn, missed the first few minutes.
*finds a nice seat near the ring*
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:20 am
by Eerhardt
** E-man hits the floor, seriously bruising his back then, using both legs, kicks COMMunicator off him and jumps back to his feet, just in time for a close-liner as COMMunicator bounces off the ropes **
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:23 am
by CM
The COMMunicator quickly recovers and comes in quick close liner, which E-man ducks, and COMMunicator continues on to the other ropes and reverses
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:26 am
by Dottie
Go Fas!
But why no dirty tricks? Why not just take out you DE and shoot him? Whos gonna be left to argue the call?
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:27 am
by Eerhardt
Talks to CE as COMMunicator reverses: I believe the commentator wanted a
clean fight
** trips COMMunicator as he reverses and grabs him in a headlock, while he's down **
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:30 am
by CM
Clean fight yes i think that would be right.
*In the head lock, COMMunicator grabs and picks up E-man and falls back breaking the hold and quickly coming to his feet* (BTW what is that hold breaking move called)
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:33 am
by Eerhardt
** (I wouldn't know; I'm no professional boxer
) pokes the COMMunicator's eyes out, pulls the COMMunicator's head down by the nose and sends him flying to the ropes again with an uppercut **