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I've been uneasy about SYM for some time, now. It's been missing something--something important; something essential. But something...I couldn't quite put my finger on. An intangible quality that lay teasingly just beyond the realms of my fast disintegrating consciousness.

Then, this morning as I lay there in bed, idly wondering whether to feed the cats or ask them to feed me (we fantastically wealthy Americans have so many options) an epiphany hit, and I realized what we miss, here, at BG:

We don't have a dartboard with pictures of Britney Spears and Ricky Martin.

So now, here's your chance. I've installed the dartboard. Either use our darts to hurl at the super-talented Ms. Spears and Mr. Martin, or bring your own darts, or whatever object you prefer to throw! It's a carnival time for all, and no entry fee, either!

Can we have some with Anomen too?
**Readies the tomatoes**

I'll add on another dart board just for Anomen.

Originally posted by fable
I'll add on another dart board just for Anomen.

LOL Im sure AC will be pleased...

*gets the rotten eggs ready*

I aim to win.

"Or whatever object your prefer to throw"

**Lugs in a George Bush dartboard**
That should about do it...

Wow! That's quite a photo weasel.

Nice idea, fable.

Anyone for a game of cricket?

Maybe I can get a picture of myself on the wall...

While we're at it, a dartboard with a picture of that damned Homer Simpson wouldn't hurt.

How about skeet shooting with pictures of them on the discs?

*gets out all his guns, and i have quiet a bit, aims his bunny killers at the dart boards*

This acceptable fable?
Or does it have to be darts?

Originally posted by Robnark
how about grenades?

No. Death by a grenade is far too fast and painless. I think that darts should do the trick (it's the least we can do for spears/martin).

Is the board inflatable??

@robnark:They'd bounce
@weasel:you have to throw it.

"...This is a mark 6 throwing knife, I got 98 in throwing knives, which eye do you want to loose?

how about some sort of acid-projecting weapon then?

Originally posted by craig
Is the board inflatable??
I believe it's made out of some really strong material otherwise it would never have lived through what it has lived through.

@weasel:you have to throw it.

Well a throwing a tank can still do quite a lot of damage wouldn't it?

Originally posted by Vicsun
Well a throwing a tank can still do quite a lot of damage wouldn't it?

not enough

I think heat-seeking darts with a kevlar dartboard might be a good idea. I'm also willing to add Mick Jaeger to our dartboard pictures: Mr. Fat Lips, the darling radical who became an ardent Thatcherite and multi-millionaire, who has now been knighted. That's sticking to your prinicples, Mick! Up with people!

**Lugs in a George Bush dartboard**

*Flies to defence of fellowTexan*

Bad Ode, Bad, Bad Ode

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
While we're at it, a dartboard with a picture of that damned Homer Simpson wouldn't hurt.

Shut up, Flanders!
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(j.k. I've always wanted to say that )