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You Must Read This!!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2002 3:38 pm
by Lord of Balmora
OH MY GOD!!!! Sorry, I am laughin my head off as I write this!
I found a joke in the game. I found this island (its on your map at the very top left) there is a shak called (big head's shack) Inside is a argorian (SP?) talk to him and he will say funny stuff. But thats not it. Look at the table beside him and you will see.....
THE FORK OF HOLLIPATION!!!! (SP?) ITS A FORK!!!! It does about 2 damage and has a constant affect of Drain magicka 200 points!!!! LMAO!!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2002 3:52 pm
by Tybaltus
*spoiler*



Thats a quest. Its not really a joke. Theres a quest that has to deal with that.

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2002 4:28 pm
by Rahvin
theresd also the liar...unless that is the liar...

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2002 4:47 pm
by Draygen
The liar

Is the liar that you mean the funny khajiit that has the dialogue options for talking about the mudcrab merchant, dragons, the emporer crab etc? Because if some of that khajiit information is correct (mudcrab merchant) the rest could as well be.

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2002 5:15 pm
by Rahvin
theres one who talks about nudity and other things...

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2002 5:35 pm
by fable
There are also quite a few jokes spread throughout the game. We've had several threads pointing 'em out, before.