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Deep dark secret
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 11:55 am
by CM
I need help.
i really need help.
i have this deep dark secret.
I know i havent told any of you this...but i must.
I will explode otherwise.
I like atomic kitten songs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God have mercy on my soul.
I hear the songs and i turn the volume up....sit infront of the tv and just stare.
I cant help myself.
I tired doc Waverly's purples pills.
Did not work.
I tried to picture the pantless marines (you can see my desperation).
That did not work.
I even tried to imagine Weasel in a speedo (man am i desperate or what??)
That did no work.
I could only look and listen to atomic kitten.
I need help..........
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:03 pm
by Bloodmist
Originally posted by CM
I need help..........
Yes, you do
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:39 pm
by Nippy
Good lord man! I'll got the gun. Do you want to do it yourself? Saying that, I like the girls, they are very nice...
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:40 pm
by fable
Originally posted by CM
I even tried to imagine Weasel in a speedo
This is past help. IMO, you should look for an exorcist.
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:42 pm
by Kameleon
Originally posted by Nippy
Saying that, I like the girls, they are very nice...
Which is why you turn the sound
off and watch them shake their booty...
Fas, all I can say is:
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:48 pm
by Nippy
@ Kam, that's what I'm talking about... Mmmm Kerry Katona...
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:55 pm
by Kameleon
Stop it! Aahh...it's no good. Be right back...
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:58 pm
by Nippy
Hello!? What're you upto now?
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:05 pm
by Kameleon
Err...nothing! And I've all finished the nothing, so that's OK, isn't it?
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:16 pm
by Nippy
Damn you scare me, Kam. I'm getting worried about you, it must be all that Bristol air...
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:19 pm
by Bloodstalker
*sees current conversation and backs out the door before he has to see anything*
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:26 pm
by Nippy
I had pretty much the same thought BS...
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:29 pm
by McBane
Originally posted by Nippy
I had pretty much the same thought BS...
But yet you are still here......I wonder what keeps you??
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:30 pm
by Nippy
The thought of Atomic Kitten!
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:36 pm
by frogus
I'm afraid I can only prescribe one thing - Although if you ask CE I'm sure she will tell you the Latin name for your condition. You need to cure this, and fast. Tybaltus and Kid# will only make your condition worse at this crucial point, so stay away from them.
Have a conversation with Tamerlane if you can. He will point you in the right direction. But if all else fails, you will simply have to sgn up to T'raptor and Bloodstalker's School of Hard Rocks. It will hurt...It will make you cry, you little girl. But you have to do it.
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:44 pm
by Bloodstalker
Originally posted by Nippy
The thought of Atomic Kitten!
Sure...uh-huh, we believe you
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 2:00 pm
by CM
I need help who will help me?
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 2:05 pm
by McBane
Having never heard of Atomic Kitten (this is what happens when you get old) I went to their web site. My first question...how old are these young ladies??
@ Fas - If they are over 18, I don't think you have too much of a problem, except for possibly bad taste in music. If not......
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 2:10 pm
by CM
they are above 18, and one is pregnant.....i have horrible taste in music. Help me!