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No, there's no game involved, and no Chance or Community Chest. Instead, this is *your* chance to finally own a virtual piece of real estate! All you have to do is write a message here and open up a storefront. It doesn't matter what you sell (except that it has to be vaguely legal). It doesn't matter that no one will buy it. In fact, the whole idea is utterly inane! So...WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

I'm using this message as well to open Fable's Tarot Parlor and Shooting Range. That's right: get in touch with the inner you, then work off that excess energy by blasting apart a few hamster brains. Fun for the whole family!

Fable... Spamming?

So how does the virtual universe cost?

Originally posted by fable
No, there's no game involved, and no Chance or Community Chest. Instead, this is *your* chance to finally own a virtual piece of real estate! All you have to do is write a message here and open up a storefront. It doesn't matter what you sell (except that it has to be vaguely legal). It doesn't matter that no one will buy it. In fact, the whole idea is utterly inane! So...WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

I'm using this message as well to open Fable's Tarot Parlor and Shooting Range. That's right: get in touch with the inner you, then work off that excess energy by blasting apart a few hamster brains. Fun for the whole family!

Wow...This sounds like my kind of place since I'm a Hippie by birth and a NRA Member by choice.

BTW Nice bead curtain.

Well then, I think I will be opening a bookstore... a bookstore of really old books, books from back before even Fable was around ...

Welcome to Zelgadis' Bookstore of Ye Olde Bookage! Old books are our specialty! Don't touch anything until you've paid! A cleric will open the cases if you wish to take a closer look, but only after a security deposit! If you so much as sneeze in my store, the bouncers will throw you out! Enjoy you stay. No pets or children allowed. Shoes, shirts, pants, gloves, and hats required!

Originally posted by Kayless
Don’t fall for it guys! Fable’s setting up a trap! Run away while you still can! *Kayless tosses a box of Depend fable’s direction and scampers away*


Depend offers a full range of moderate to heavy absorbent products for incontinence that gives people the freedom to be active and independent. Our name means trust, understanding, confidence and self-respect.

Is it he, that is tricking us, or are you just trying to get a quick plug?

I have no idea what my place would be. Probably a vacant lot or something.

What I always dreamed of....

Weasel's Halfway Car Repair ™.

Is that tire almost flat....well we cannot have that! With our November Special, we can increase that tire 50%. (Firestone tire...in stock!!)

Bird droppings on the car hood? Wth our $9.92 special, we can make the trunk match..(At least 50% matching..No refunds!)

Tired of the same view day after day? With our brand new..Window Cracker....we can make the view change according to the direction of the sun!! (No Refund! , Minor paper work required)

**Sales Paper out Thursday**

We can blast apart hamster brains? What about Boo? Did fable get a restraining order against Minsc?!

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Is it he, that is tricking us, or are you just trying to get a quick plug?

What I do is for the good of the people.

Originally posted by Aegis
Fable... Spamming?

Yes, and next there will be calves born with two heads, and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be playing bridge on your front lawn.

Originally posted by fable
Yes, and next there will be calves born with two heads, and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be playing bridge on your front lawn.

But the pigs won't fly?

Originally posted by Gaxx_Firkraag
But the pigs won't fly?

Not without an accredited pilot's license. Sorry.

Soon to open...

...Lampshades & Lockers.

Where you can find the best threads for any occassion.

FROGUS ARTHOUSE ACCESSORIES

Not an artist, philosopher, writer, actor or musician?
Not an out-of-work mime, but all your friends are?

Frogus' Arthouse Accesories Has The Right Neckerchief 4 U

We stock:

Antique Typewriters
Berets
Bongos
Cravates
Cuban Heels
Destroyed Manuscripts [£16 per lb.]
Easels
Half-empty coffee cups
Liquorice Cigarette Papers
Magic Roundabout Cufflinks
Manifesto of the Communist Party [well-mauled and thoroughly anotated]
Neckerchiefs [silk; black, white, burgundy]
Paisley [jackets, shirts, frock coats]
The Problems of Philosophy [battered, tobacco-stained and commented upon in at least thirteen margins]
Sketch Books [£8 with drafted & redrafted abstract poetry; £10 with hastily observed pencil drawings; £15 with comments on current political events (Machiavelli references extra); £17 with hand-drawn diagrams for stage magic apparatus; £21 with scribbled-out proof of Fermat's Theorem]

probably anything else you may need to become a down-on-his luck conceptualist, figuritivist, abstractionist, romanticist, progressivist or leninist/marxist communist.



Just Ask!

Welcome to my taco bell

We serve tacos

Nice on, @Frogus. Remind me to use your public relations firm, next time.

Originally posted by fable
Yes, and next there will be calves born with two heads, and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be playing bridge on your front lawn.

Bout damn time, if you ask me. Last time I saw those horsemen, it was at Gemorha... Punks owe me ten bucks...